If you were with the KC Cheerleaders this would work for sure.

piihb

tattoo your name on her face

how about a variety pack of Bath Salts! that should make the night more interesting

Yeah, keep it simple. Whether it be generic like flowers or a teddy bear, or since you've been out a few times, you likely know some of her interests. If she likes cooking, a hip cookbook. My sister still talks about how clever her bf was when on their first date he brought her a trivia book after they met playing trivial pursuit with friends. If you know a genre of movie or music she likes, buy a cd or dvd that she may not have. I'd keep it under $20, $50 if you're a baller.

Dating an SEK girl? Get her a gram of meth and she’ll lick your taint.

Something thoughtful, yet non-committal.

ROFL

Just get a nice simple bouqet of flowers and give them to her saying something like you'd like to commemorate this huge occasion etc. sort of playfully not making a huge deal of it, but at the same time saying you thought she should have something nice etc.

I would not get roses at this point, Colorful bouquet of carnations and daisys is a good route. The colored/dyed kind

Box of condoms.

Take her to see the new Die Hard movie.

Never date anyone new before Christmas and until after Valentines day.

What the ****?...

Yeah. It's never been an issue before. I neglected that little tidbit.

Dick in a box.

You'll break up with her in 2 months anyway.

I still don't get why you're sweating this...