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RedDread 05-15-2013 10:20 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/141...h-s-bees-o.gif

Earthling 05-15-2013 10:25 PM
I wonder how long the dude was fertilizing them hornets? I mean I saw some kid that kinda had a waspy-lookin' face at Walmart a few days back...

Pitt Gorilla 05-15-2013 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nickel D (Post 9685206)
"His body was found by a neighbor, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass."

Mo' Bee Dick
How is this not the winner? Well done.

RealSNR 05-15-2013 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9685052)
As a service to our fellow men, perhaps we should come up with a priority list of things to have sex with, so they can make better decisions. I'll start with a few, and others can add to it.

This is in descending order of preference.

Woman's vagina
Your own hand
Hornet's nest
Go ahead and add KurtCobain's mom after the hornet's nest

Lumpy 05-15-2013 10:47 PM
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146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that had to count all of the sting marks.

Oh, and RIP Hasse the Hornet Humper

In58men 05-15-2013 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9685989)
Go ahead and add KurtCobain's mom after the hornet's nest
Snap

wazu 05-15-2013 11:01 PM
I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."

Rasputin 05-15-2013 11:12 PM
He wanted to **** Queen Bee Elizbuzzleth

Lumpy 05-15-2013 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 9686018)
I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."
LMAO

The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."

AussieChiefsFan 05-15-2013 11:45 PM
Just reading the title ROFL

AlexSmithDynasty 05-15-2013 11:46 PM
Don't act all high and mighty like none of you are attracted to hornets nests, it's perfectly natural.

wazu 05-15-2013 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9686052)
LMAO

The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."
This might be the only Swedish hornet-fetish erotic literature on the entire internet.

FlaChief58 05-16-2013 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9686052)
LMAO

The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."

Reading this reminded me of the muppets

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j1KSaUEu_T4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

kepp 05-16-2013 08:40 AM
...and the gene pool gets a little cleaner

wazu 05-16-2013 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 9686440)
...and the gene pool gets a little cleaner
Until we start seeing hornet-people flying around Europe, that is.


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