I'm honestly surprised Max has been able to reign it in

If I were Morneau, I'd start taking some Advil right now.

Kottaras couldn't be more relaxed at the plate if he brought a martini and cigar with him

Oakand beating up on Detroit again pretty good. Up 6-1 right now in the 5th. All of the sudden the AL Central might be back into play by the end of this weekend.

Oh what I wouldn't give to have Game 4 of the Tigers' series back, along with that absolute abortion of a home stand against CHI and WAS.

That's a nice outing for Bruce. Dozier just kills us.

After this inning is clear, Herrera needs to drill one of those assholes.

Can we add a couple more runs first?

Don't like to see the offense go to sleep like this.

I just turned on the radio broadcast and the name "Deduno" has already been mentioned twice in 10 seconds

Sweep would be oh so nice

He hit maxwell

Herrera's been his old self this entire month.

Gardenhire is a prick

Yeah but my point is our broadcasters love to say the name "Deduno". If we are going to play against him the next day I will hear that name at least 50 times. If we are facing him that day you will hear his name at least 150 times. If we played against him yesterday you will hear his name 75 times. If we aren't anywhere near a series with the Twins and Deduno pitches elsewhere against someone else, you will hear his name 25 times