Hey McFly! Anyone home? Hello?

You do things for bitches. You know this.

Whatever the argument was, this means she was in the wrong.

I'm gonna have to get a username change, aren't I?

All of the time, but the truth is, I'm Tim Taylor.

Tonight I was using a new skid loader and had my boy on my lap. Wife and someone else show up so I put up to see what they need(one was the owner of the Skid loader)....and I get distracted by the boy climbing on me etc....and I make a douche-rookie mistake. I pull the Emergency open handle on the left side of the door instead of the open latch.

I've been hearing about that for 20 minutes. yes, I have my head in my ass sometimes....and yes, I get blamed for those things as well as things like you've mentioned.

I've been blamed for rain when she wanted to go run before.

she's at home most of the time, so I only need to do these things once or twice a month. but ya, had I known what I now know, I'd have chosen hookers instead of a wife that wanted a college degree and didn't use it, kids that tore up my house and cars plus cost me atty fees keeping them out of jail and then they eventually wanted to go to college too...

ya. hookers. hookers and thailand vacations. I'd probably be kickin it with the locals in hawaii right now, gettin a favor from a cute wahini..

but no -- I had to be like "the way normal folks be".

Ha, the paths we choose....

Here is one for you. When you are watching TV/Movie with your wife and then you decide to get up and either use the 'john' or go to the kitchen, does her brain immediately go into computer recall and she asks you to do not one thing but several things while you are up? And the several things are never about food/beverages i.e. to the movie you both are watching but rather mini-chores "while your up could you put the laundry in the dryer for me please?

Phobia's whole scenario last night is the outdoor version of what I just mentioned in my situation except she didn't ask him prior she just expected it to be done because 'while Phil is out he may as well do this' and she was expecting him to read her mind and while I am up I may as well be useful:).

Just more evidence with a woman's brain that both halves are connected and why they can multi-task a helluva a lot easier thus can think of 'sh**' for you do to while they are watching TV etc.... or whatever they are doing. It never ends:banghead:

A whiney little bitch, from what I can tell.

Why you gotta be like that man?

A Gundam anime character.

Is this something specific to the black community? I have no clue.

Just fill er up , peace at home. Say my bad. Pick ur battles. This isn't onej

Did you have some Jell-O shots tonight? Your spelling seems off?

No, it's not. She already came to my way of thinking. Filled it up herself on her way home from her hair appointment. But I would have been happy to do so.

More like weebo.