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Iowanian 08-11-2014 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10811303)
Any woman who chose you as a genetic provider has no brains.


Given your dating record, I'd say that women in your vicinity are brilliant, using your logic.

Hammock Parties 08-11-2014 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10811502)
Given your dating record, I'd say that women in your vicinity are brilliant, using your logic.

As a man who has never had any interest in procreation, I'm doing just fine.

Buzz 08-11-2014 07:16 PM

Disciplining your child is one of the hardest things a parent can do, glad mine is grown now. I often look back and wonder, if as a parent, did I do right or wrong? I must have done okay, his heart is much kinder than mine and is well adjusted. Parenting doesn't come with an instruction manual.

Iowanian 08-11-2014 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10811512)
As a man who has never had any interest in procreation, I'm doing just fine.


It is my sincere hope that someday your therapist figures out how to glue Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Hammock Parties 08-11-2014 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10811541)
It is my sincere hope that someday your therapist figures out how to glue Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Kids aren't for everyone. I know my limitations.

And some people shouldn't procreate, like our dear dumbass Alex Smith fan.

Psyko Tek 08-11-2014 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 10810791)
you spank your 2 1/2 yr old????

hell yeah, I also spank random children at walmart , control your ****ing rugrats

TimBone 08-11-2014 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10811445)
Btw I got the letter today and I'm PISSED. I was headed that way. You are lucky the wife stopped me.


I didnt mean it when I called you a little girl, it's not even a big deal really. But to SUE me. Seriously? Wtf man?
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I gotta get paid!

Mr. Laz 08-11-2014 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10810846)
Obvious who in this thread has kids, and who don't.

This would ruin my entire weekend, and have my woman frantic until we spoke to them.

what would have happened if the kids would have been home?


don't mess with my family :mad:

Mav 08-11-2014 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10811609)
Kids aren't for everyone. I know my limitations.

And some people shouldn't procreate, like our dear dumbass Alex Smith fan.

Yah. Your limitation is the ultimate type of birth control. No woman would dare let you touch her.

Hammock Parties 08-11-2014 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10812225)
Yah. Your limitation is the ultimate type of birth control. No woman would dare let you touch her.

I'm in a very happy relationship at the moment. Extremely happy that neither of us wants kids. You gonna pop out a few more, dumbass?

TimBone 08-11-2014 09:33 PM

I'm glad that my unusual event could bring you two together.

Mav 08-11-2014 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10812253)
I'm in a very happy relationship at the moment. Extremely happy that neither of us wants kids. You gonna pop out a few more, dumbass?

Awww. Hopefully he treats you like the princess you really are.

And, yeah, a baby girl should be here around October 1st. That's the last for me.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 08-11-2014 09:42 PM

It's time to come clean...I made the phone call.

I hate to see a kid in red and yellow. ;)

Buzz 08-11-2014 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10812283)
It's time to come clean...I made the phone call.

I hate to see a kid in red and yellow. ;)


herpes has a spawn.

stonedstooge 08-11-2014 09:53 PM

What they did is a wonderful management tool. Used to be my favorite when dealing with problem employees


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