LMAO

LMAO

Hey Hootie - what's the best way to shut down the hot streak?

It's getting a little out of hand.

I just had one of the gay guys at work hand me his phone number yesterday. I'm not really gay, so it's not going to do me any good and it's getting a little weird.

Any help would be appreciated.

Just get your dick sucked dude. A mouth is a mouth.

This.

You sure you want to wait another 2.5 years just because the current mouth that desires your penis has hairy lips?

Take one for the team!!!! VIVA LA STREAK!

Did you show these bad bitches some of your mock drafts and online scouting reports? LMAO ROFL

You know how I get my women?

I show them a pic of my 11 inch cock. I mean, sure, it's hard to photograph the ****ing chicken because it's so quick but I manage. Most the women I show it to know their way around a kitchen.

" Well ladies, let me take you to a little place I call Draft Planet"

No Bufkin, I typically don't associate my on-line personae with my job personae. It's hard enough being a Prince of the Universe without throwing out draft theory to festering dickfaced noobs. (Trust me, I know.)

However, oddly enough, one of the women was apparently impressed by some inane ramblings I mused upon that night regarding Russell Wilson and the Seattle Seahawks after I found that she was a fan of that team. She took offense that I called him an average dude with no upside greater than he's achieved right now and will most likely see a large decline in his overall production due to the modern age of free agency and salary cap, yadda, yadda, yadda. Something about a modern equivalent to Terry Bradshaw without the size advantage and a three year window for success...

Apparently that gets you an argument and then boob pics just minutes later that she took while in the ladies room.

Are you saying you are just sort of gay? NTTAWWT

Next time you're going through one of your cold streaks, just masturbate in a Chuck E. Cheese bathroom. I hear it's just as good as the real thing.