Yeah, if there was one constant in the universe from this places inception until 2009 was that Carl was the whipping boy and center of everything 'failure' that was KC Chiefs. I certainly enjoyed poking the resident genious' with a stick with a rather familiar refrain...'ok, who should they get'.

Ironically, CP got exactly who they wanted. After that episode, it's unlikely there will be another GM lynch mob around here any time soon.

Peterson brought on the decade when the Chiefs were the hottest thing going. He is lucky there ain't shit in this town to do other than sports.

pretty much this

Dear Greatest Fans in the NFL:

Hi, It's me, your former unquestionably supreme and fearless leader, former longest tenured General Manager in Professional Sports, The King, Carl "Delano" Peterson. You may call me either "King Carl" or "Mister Peterson" whichever you prefer.

Yes, I made the journey up to Missouri Western in St. Joseph. Why? Because much like Bob Ford's loyalty to Jesse James, I am loyal to John Dorsey. I respect the job he is doing and would never assume to be considered a threat to John, should he happen to falter, and Clark would need to find a suitable qualified replacement. I just wanted to get re-familiarized with the current crop of talent in the Chiefs stable.

Plus, I really like black leather Stetson Hats, which I can get in St. Joseph, and I enjoy a nice Cherry Mash, which I also buy in St. Joseph. Sometimes I take a soak in my jacuzzi wearing only my black leather Stetson hat, with a bottle of Dick Vermeil wine, and a cherry mash. Life in my New York Penthouse suite can be quite enjoyable.

I wanted to congratulate Dorsey on finding another San Fran QB castoff to lead a KC offense. As you know, this was my personal specialty. I brought in four of them, and look how successful that was! I have no doubt that unless the Chiefs face Buffalo, or Denver, or Indianapolis, or Miami, the team will do just fine in their next playoff appearance.

And if you fans want to put me up on the Chiefs Ring of Honor, or build a statue of me, or name the stadium after me, or do all three, I suppose I'd allow for that. Quite Frankly, if Jack Steadman can be in the Ring of Honor, anything is possible. I mean that sincerely.

Just remember, a Chiefs fan is born every minute.

You are, and continue to be, the best fans in the NFL.

Your Pal,
Carl "Delano" Peterson
Formerly LTGMIPS

You sorely underestimate the power of CP.

LMAO