The good news is that your below average looks might keep you from getting raped as often as you otherwise might.

I might need something more secluded. With my looks and above average wealth, I might be looking at some kind of monthly subscription plan with an Escort service... :shake: :(

So I want you all to know that if any of you turn out to be smoking hot chicks located in some awful country -- there is a standing offer of marriage (pre-nup required) from a well-to-do, intelligent, pleasant, funny, but rather ugly fellow residing in lovely western Canada.

Mail order bride your way out of hell and come to Calgary.


http://calgary.csc-dcc.ca/img/conten...arySkyline.jpg

Just hope they don't ask for a photo.

As the first of today's three reincarnations, we have wazu.

Gender Female
Intelligence 36
Appearance 64
Wealth 54
Nation Yemen
Region Al Hudaydah
Population 2,300,179

He'll come back as a pretty good looking if slightly dim middle class woman in western Yemen. Hey, good luck with that.

I doubt that your middle class income will give you waterfront property, but it seems like one of the better cities in Yemen. You know, if that helps.

http://city4.учпроект.рф/images1/al-...ah-yemen-7.jpg

I may need to backtrack on my 'great boobs' request.

I kinda realize now that I'm pretty sure women in 3/4 of the world get raped a lot.

Or at least I sure think Wazu is gonna get raped a lot.

Feeling a wave of appreciation for my current life, now. Thanks!

Pestilence is next, and comes into the world as a well-connected if otherwise dull male deep inland in China.

Gender Male
Intelligence 33
Appearance 46
Wealth 85
Nation China
Region Dazhou
Population 6,156,954

At your income, you might have waterfront property. It's got some weaknesses, but still better than most in the area.

http://images.china.cn/attachement/j...116091ae16.jpg

BWillie is our third reincarnation of the day. We roll the dice and he enters the world as a working stiff in Queens whose strong talent is held back by his morbid obesity.

Gender Male
Intelligence 88
Appearance 22
Wealth 62
Nation United States
Region NY - Queens
Population 2,230,722

You can likely afford a single-family home in Queens in about this range. Plus, you're convenient to the city to go to shows.

http://ap.rdcpix.com/1759223583/fd70...0_h480_q80.jpg

I think bwillie may be the winner today with his humdrum existence. Pestilence has some money so he's probably reasonably okay, and wazu probably can't leave the house so we'll never know about him.

Can I use that money to move to America?

Wazu will be passed around her own family, then the one she's ransomed off too for 3 goats, 6 chickens, and a pound of copper wire.

You're high enough up the food chain you probably could.

:cuss::cuss::cuss:

It's hard to find numbers, but I'm going to guess that your income is probably about $4,000 a year. So you might want to remain a big fish in your pond.