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What has happened to our dear friend staylor26? (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=302665)

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12467916)

He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.

This

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Originally Posted by nychief (Post 12468574)

Jesus Christ... This is the ****ing stupidest shit ever posted on this site.

Not by a long shot, Sweet Cheeks.

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12468649)

Not by a long shot, Sweet Cheeks.

Not even in Clayton's top ten.

i assume he's still at daycare

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12468607)

That was fine from 1998-2013 and I totally get it, but the bar has been raised, big time.

Has it though?

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12468673)

Has it though?

Well when it was on the ground and you raise it up to your knees, then in theory it has been raised...

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 12468670)

i assume he's still at daycare

ROFL

I had a joke along these lines that hit me last night when I was at work...Yep, walking around at work, with "teenage Staylor" jokes randomly going through my mind. I forgot what it was, though.

I'm not a big fan of the guy but this thread is tacky. Hope he's ok.

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay (Post 12468706)

I'm not a big fan of the guy but this thread is tacky. Hope he's ok.

He's ok. His butt is just a little sore, but he's ok.

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12468696)

Well when it was on the ground and you raise it up to your knees, then in theory it has been raised...

Things are the same, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12468708)

He's ok. His butt is just a little sore, but he's ok.

I dunno, man. He took a pretty long break the last time. The dude does have it in him to just "up and leave" whenever he decides he doesn't like what's going on with the Chiefs. Maybe he lost hope last week and is like, "**** this, I'm out until the Chiefs give me hope again, then I'll start following them again!!! And boy, I can't wait to see how borderline unbeatable they will be when they get good again, and **** anyone who thinks any different!!!" I bet that's what he's thinking right now. We probably won't see him again until the Chiefs become great again. Kind of a fair-weather fan if you ask me, that Staylor. That Staylor...such a fair-weather fan.... A fair-weather homer. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Fair-Weather Homer.

1) Hope he's OK. Sure he is.

2) He's a good guy. But...

3) Guys like him deserve ALL the shit they have coming to them when their inevitable, insufferable homer BS is voided with the Chiefs being so pathetic. Any time people say negative things when the Chiefs are edging out fluke wins over bad teams he'll pounce on them and demand homerism. So now that the Chiefs are taking it in the ass, he needs to step up and be willing to call the Chiefs for what they are: gutter trash.

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12468132)

“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

Any chance Pawnmower can Vocaroo this?

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12469150)

Any chance Pawnmower can Vocaroo this?