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listopencil 11-22-2016 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12570942)
I have hootie on FB and he wanted me to tell you all.

'Old enough to bleed, old enough for me'

That idiot. It's old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Or old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred. Or if there's grass on the infield, play ball. There are so many of those and he had to **** up the simplest one.

Simply Red 11-22-2016 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12571066)
That idiot. It's old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Or old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred. Or if there's grass on the infield, play ball. There are so many of those and he had to **** up the simplest one.

I don't have him on FB anymore - It was my f up - ROFL

listopencil 11-22-2016 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12571075)
I don't have him on FB anymore - It was my f up - ROFL

Dammit, SR. You know better than that.

Simply Red 11-22-2016 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12571078)
Dammit, SR. You know better than that.

yeah i hadn't used it in years, so that's why i botched it.

cosmo20002 11-22-2016 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12569928)
I think it has something to do with all of the hormones in our meat and milk these days, lotta kids are physically maturing much faster than they used to

For instance, back in my high school football days it was almost unheard for a team to have some 6'3 300 pounder, and when you did see one he was an extreme outlier freak to be marveled at... these days it seems like almost every team has a few like that

LMAO

Simply Red 11-22-2016 02:47 AM

Dom Casual is such a solid human. Another nice rival fan. Oh well, it's only a game.

New World Order 11-22-2016 03:20 AM

No matter what happens on the field, we'll be fine.

JD10367 11-22-2016 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12571066)
That idiot. It's old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Or old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred. Or if there's grass on the infield, play ball. There are so many of those and he had to **** up the simplest one.

My uncle used to say, "If she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat."

scho63 11-22-2016 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead (Post 12571062)

Getting warmer........:D

Cannibal 11-22-2016 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 12569698)
No where does is it say how old she is, only what grade. Since she enters these pageants, I assume she is pretty stupid.
There's a 10% chance she could be 18. Especially since we are talking about Missouri.

ROFL

Easy 6 11-22-2016 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 12571096)
LMAO

This article says the theory is plausible, if unproven... so neither you nor Fish "win" shit

http://www.livescience.com/1824-trut...y-puberty.html

More good news for me? I learned a new word today "menarche"... something you've clearly just now reached

WhiteWhale 11-22-2016 05:13 PM

Some people mature faster than others.

This seriously should not surprise anyone who remembers being 13.

Also, no, this didn't just now start happening. Good god, I remember several girls when I was in 7th grade that could walk into a bar without anyone looking twice at them.

88TG88 11-22-2016 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12570942)
I have hootie on FB and he wanted me to tell you all.

'Old enough to bleed, old enough for me'

:clap:

Fish 11-22-2016 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12571970)
This article says the theory is plausible, if unproven... so neither you nor Fish "win" shit

http://www.livescience.com/1824-trut...y-puberty.html

More good news for me? I learned a new word today "menarche"... something you've clearly just now reached

Read your article, dope. Specifically this part:

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When precocious puberty entered the radar screen in the early 1990s, the first suspects were hormones in milk and meats, particularly the artificial bovine growth hormone, rBGH. But this is a protein hormone, destroyed in human digestion, not a steroid hormone like estrogen.


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