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Alex Smith breaks the bank. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=314504)

Oh baby.

Let's get this party started:

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 13477557)

Teams want to win and Smith is a winner.

Actually, Smith is a loser. The Chiefs did a WONDERFUL job in jacking his value up by surrounding him with elite talent at two positions and above average talent at one. Not to mention a perfectly serviceable O-line that any QB devoid of a SCREAMING case of the shartpants could use to positive effect.
Without these elements, Alex Smith will most assuredly lose.

A lot.

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^^^Speaking of Peebag...

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 13477566)

Congrats Ale-(slurp-slurp-slurp/stroke-stroke-stroke/gobble-gobble-gobble)

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 13477591)

(mmmm....nom-nom-nom/lick-lick-lick-lick/reeeeeeeeeeeeach-around/ OH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-O(!)slurp-slurp-slurp)

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Originally Posted by A8bil (Post 13477828)

Although AS clearly has his limitations, he was fundamentally a winner. In the right situation, he can win a SB. He just wont do it in Brady fashion...more like Dilfer and perhaps Flacco.

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LMAO

Ahh...dumbest Smith fantasy scenario/talking point/argument still. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
SO glad we won't ever have to find out.

I don’t know how Alex will do. My guess is he’ll finish between 15th and 20th stat-wise, and the Redskins will be mediocre, missing the playoffs by a couple of games.

Looking good so far.

And of course hear comes the FG unit like always when Smith is in the red zone.

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 13677487)

And of course hear comes the FG unit like always when Smith is in the red zone.

That's the gold zone/Herm

Or, how about. Three's are great, this isn't arena ball ya know.

Those are for you Beulher. We know how much you love and miss Herm. LMAO

Alex Smith sucks...

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Why Your Team Sucks 2018: Washington Redskins

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Your quarterback: The Skins didn’t want to pay Kirk Cousins $84 million guaranteed, so here’s what they did instead: they traded a third-round pick and promising cornerback Kendall Fuller to Kansas City in exchange for a quarterback who is five years older than Cousins, averages nearly 60 fewer yards per game, and averages nearly a full yard less per attempt. Then they gave THAT guy $71 million guaranteed.

There are people here who think that was smart. I’m not even kidding. You should hear Skins fans here talking themselves into Alex Smith. Alex Smith is a very nice fellow who needs to be surrounded by Pro Bowlers and coached by a play-calling savant in order to average more than 150 yards a game. The Chiefs got a career year out of him last season and still couldn’t be bothered to keep him around. He’s authored not one, but two of the worst postseason collapses in HISTORY.

And yet Skins fans will gladly devour the sales job on him. They’re like, “Oh wow, we’ve finally moved on from Kirk Cousins’s contract drama. We’ve finally got stability.” NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU ****ING MORONS. Stability just walked out the ****ing door! This is the instability! When you draft a franchise QB and kill him, and then you luck into a SECOND franchise QB to take his place, and then you freeze out that second franchise QB because he wanted to be paid appropriately, that isn’t ****ing stable. Kirk Cousins somehow flourished with this team, made a boatload of money, and yet he couldn’t WAIT to leave town. If you wanna blame Kirk Cousins for that, well then you’re stupid enough to work for this organization.

Alex Smith isn’t the solution. He is yet another symptom of a disease that has ravaged this organization throughout the entire 21st century. All they do is re-package one bad lie after another. It would be ****ing sickening if it didn’t result in hilarious, abject failure year after year after year. At least when Trump lies, it works for him. Look at this shit:

https://i.imgur.com/gt6kAUl.png

Vibe, my ass. “There’s a general sense of peace and harmony now that we get to openly shade our old quarterback like a bunch of ****ing weirdos.” The Skins always want you to think it’s gonna be different this time around. Look up at the half-pint dictator in the luxury box and the illusion is shattered within seconds. If you guys can talk yourselves into Alex Smith, you should save that energy to talk yourself into something more productive, like finding a better job.

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Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13677518)

That's the gold zone/Herm

Or, how about. Three's are great, this isn't arena ball ya know.

Those are for you Beulher. We know how much you love and miss Herm. LMAO

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 13677549)

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**** Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards!

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 13677487)

And of course hear comes the FG unit like always when Smith is in the red zone.

But hey, at least he got past the 50 yard line. ROFL

Everyone should pick up Dustin Hopkins in their fantasy leagues.

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 13677759)

Everyone should pick up Dustin Hopkins in their fantasy leagues.

Great in Tootsie

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Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 13677746)

But hey, at least he got past the 50 yard line. ROFL

he didn't play a full four quarters tho. :thumb: