Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13678229)

LMAO We'll see how CP takes to this one.....

I had a black cat named Kunta. My black room mate at the time named him that, so totally not racist.

We eventually got tired of calling him Kunta so we just started calling him ****er. We even made up a jingle for him.

Kunta the little ****er caaaat
nobody likes him because he's blaaack

My wife's sister found the name to be too offensive and vulgar, so when they'd come over they took liberty to rename my cat "Amigo".

**** that. He'll always be Kunta the ****er cat in my memory.

I eventually got a dog and named him D-Bowe, at which point Kunta left us for the gay neighbors next door.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 13677860)

We named our first cat Taco in case it didn’t work out as a pet.

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13677795)

I have an Australian cattle dog.

His name is chief.

I call him whatever obscenity I feel like calling someone else but can’t out of fear of repricussion. He doesn’t care. All he cares that I say is “get in the pickup”

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 13677927)

I knew a guy with a great dane named Horace. Sounded like horse, which is appropriate for a great dane.