I love the people on here who have no idea about the market here Bug.

Two people on my street already sold theirs just in the last few weeks selling it themselves. My other neighbor is waiting to see what I get cause he is planning on doing the same thing. It is unreal how easy it is to sell a house in our neighborhood.

Do you think you live in the only seller's market in America? Everyone else is ignorant about what goes on in one?
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Hey ****o, my brother in law once loudly masturbated while showing a house and sold it. Let me tell you why you're stupid, actually. No it's ok, I clearly know more than someone that has bought and sold houses every day for a long period of time.

I know, it's crazy. I have people telling me I shouldn't even bother fixing anything....I'm not sure it's THAT hot. I have half the basement tore up.

I just hope it stays this way long enough for me to get it in decent shape.

I mean, your "question" is answered by common sense. Can I tell a buyer he's responsible for his own fees? Yes. Will any buyer/agent actually do that? Not likely. You're eliminating the people using agents to buy their houses from your potential pool of buyers. If you're in a hot enough market to do it, then just do it. Embrace your inner Kaepernick.

Yeah, I already got mine all fixed up and ready to go. Like I said, we are doing this a little sooner than we wanted to but we just couldn't wait much longer with how hot things are right now.

A lazy ass agent is someone that lazily lists your house on MLS, sticks a sign in the ground and just signs paperwork in the end. That's somebody you fire before it ever gets going. A great agent will get more for your house than you'll be able to and has a great network of people to maximize the value and that value will exceed the 10'ish percent in fees.

A super friendly sellers market just means a great agent will get you even more

We're also looking to relocate and nowhere near ready for it, but like you, for the right price I'd let it go and live in an apt. We'd be putting stuff storage for a while anyway.

This is going about as well as your drunk driving to Taco Johns thread.

What's your advice for how to identify that agent ahead of time? Obviously you're in the industry...

Oooh... that stings. ROFL

LMAO I think I got my first neg rep in that thread which is why I remember it.

Anyway, hope it works out for you.

It's easier for me now that my wife has family that works in real estate. Before that happened, honestly? I drove around an area and looked houses with sold signs in the front yard and started working down a list and interviewed them.

I'm not saying my method would be the best return, but I'd look at all my options instead of forcing myself into a narrow tunnel plan because agents R crooks and they are allegedly all lazy.

But I wouldn't need an agent to know that telling buyers that have one to **** off is a stupid ****ing idea. Stunting your own buying pool to inflate your price to save what....3%(?) isn't a thing I would ever consider.

Research, research, research and research again. Keep all your options on the table and don't be afraid to fire somebody if you don't get results that you like. Some mechanics are total crooks too, and I could get some savings, but doesn't mean I'm going to attempt a transmission rebuild on my own.

I don't think I would have given it to you. I am trying to remember if I have ever given anyone neg rep.

In Boston area things were selling like hot-cakes with people offering more than listing price even. So I tried to do without an agent and didn't get good bites. One I got was a Pakistani who said all the wiring had to be redone, which was nonsense. He was just doing that to justify his low ball bid as if he was in some bazaar in Islamabad. Switched to an agent, and it sold in about 2 days for asking price and no less.

Then on another, a neighbor made an offer in under 2 days, but the then-hubby had hired a friend as an agent and didn't know yet. So had to give the commission to him. Don't think I needed an agent for that one.