You should take them to Judge Judy!!

I got a rental back FEB 1 and just now got finished getting it ready . 3 ****ing months. People just don't understand what it takes as a landlord.

Or, you know, an even simpler e-mail!

The place was mother****ing pristine. Don't come up in here with this bullshit.

Your mom charged rent for her basement??

I've heard that shit a thousand times and had to spend two weeks cleaning it up. Did you forget all the dogshit in the back yard?

Should have took the time to paint over the jiz stains on the ceiling

I would have put money on GoChiefs getting a restraining order on Cooper.

Get a hooker? RR's friend may be in the market for one too

Give me a ****ing break dude. I mopped the floors with pine sol, replaced all the lightbulbs and put fresh batteries in the smoke detectors.

There was a ****ing clause in the move-out agreement that I had to hire a carpet cleaning service to clean the carpets and provide a ****ing goddamned receipt. So I did that.

FOR THE ONE 10x10 ROOM IN THE HOUSE THAT HAD A CARPET.

So get the **** out my face with that shit!

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Might have to take Cooper off hold for this one. He's the first person I thought of when I saw this post. Here come's Cooper.

Hammock knows this. Hammock knows the correct path forward. Hammock has decided to Hammock.

I do love this place.

Owner is going to say you didn't. He will win that argument every time. Proof you might have does not matter.

Back when I was underdeveloped as a man, I wrote off the deposits as a sunk cost tied to being a loser.

You didn't mention the back yard. Did you clean up the dog shit?

Dude, it doesn't matter what he says. The thirty days are up.

They forfeited their right to an itemized list of things that needed to be fixed.

I want my ****ing money.

Dude.