I would take a bullet to save most of you people, true love for my fellow hunams. :D

I’m just setting the terms of the hypothetical situation man. In one case I’d say yes, in the other I’d say no.

There are people on this board who would have GIVEN a bullet to Alex Smith.

(Oh, I see Billay has a new thread I need to visit!)


Yes, you take the bullet for Mahomes. How is this even a question?

What if its a shotgun blast to the face that leaves you permanently blind and unable to see Pat play again?

What's this gift of the magi worst case scenario bullshit you're trying to steer the conversation towards? "Ahahahah... you said you'd take the bullet and yeah, you're not dead, but it turns out it hits you up the ass and rips out your rectum all the way up to your brain, so now not only are you a vegetable, but every time you fart, it leaves a giant mess for your loved ones to clean up until you die decades from now!!!!!"

A bullet. You step in front of the path of the bullet. It probably hits you in an area that's not your head, neck, or any other area that would seriously complicate your ability to watch and experience the football career of Patrick Mahomes.

I don't know if there has ever been a documented case of a bodyguard successfully taking a bullet for the person they're supposed to guard, but if there is one, and the bodyguard didn't die, I would bet $20 that the bodyguard didn't wind up blind, deaf, dumb, a vegetable, or even paralyzed like you're suggesting.

EXACTLY. Everyone should be picking yes here. Perspective people. This is a QBOTF for goodness sake.

It seems we have invented entirely new kinds of lethal.

We got your super-lethal, your semi-lethal, your wish-it-was-lethal, and your delayed-live-40-years-as-a-sponge-lethal.

This makes the question a whole lot more complicated.

FAX

He mad

It was a stupid post and further I dont believe any of ya will take that bullet. Most likely scenario the shooter misses and the only thing you hero's do is get it recorded on your cell phone.

He represents our best chance at winning a SB since Montana. **** yes I would, as long as it’s not in the dick or balls I’m in!

Blast is not a single bullet. You lose.

LMAO

But what if your a vegetable and you forget how to use your dick and balls?

/srvy

I downloaded an artist's body model of a Da Vinci-type male, and I'm randomly picking bullet paths. For those of you who voted yes, I'll tell you where you were hit.

BigRedChief - Grazed the inside of your left knee. Barely enough to leave a scar.

BWillie - Right quad about two inches above the knee, from the right side.