ass water.....

I will have an update I am sure tomorrow, after tonight unfolds..

most of the time ass water will clog a pump.
I believe it would have to be at a minimum grey water

With all the talk of pissing and crapping in this guy's pool, this is the post that almost made me throw up in my mouth.

Are you in an unincorporated area by chance? If so, the next time you see your neighbor in his backyard fire off a couple clips just above his head. Then apologize profusely and tell him you were just cleaning your gun because your dog told you someone was sneaking into your backyard and stealing your pool water.

Why not get a Ring Camera and have it on the pool? Shit, I'd do that for security/animals/children anyways if I had one.

Hey Triple-
where do you live?
It could be Cal Fire
shiz gettin real out west
I saw them using a dudes pool water for fire mitigation on the TV (and it was not CNN)

A few years ago, I took my kids to the Omaha zoo and was staying at a name brand hotel near and associated with the zoo.

Kids wanted to swim, I didn't and wife thought I was being a fun hater. I had made notice of the people in the pool and didn't want to be in there. We got in anyway, and immediately noticed a bacon grease film on the top typically saved for hotel water park hot tubs......and a matte of hair.....and 2 band aids floating in the water.

I got pretty grossed out and after subtle hints that were being ignored because she thought I was just being a fun hater....I asked aloud to look at the other people in the pool. I asked if she'd want to be in a bathtub with these people because we essentially were....and then pointed out the hair and bandaids......


I imagine the originator of this topic's pool to look like the indoor water park hot-tub....after swinger night, with edave tongue mining the mud vein of the neighbor's wife on the edge.


When's the invite to the next party?

This is a great idea. Can get an AMA once the OP gets out of jail.

Buy a hazmat suit and make sure he sees your friend taking samples from your pool. If you make eye contact, just start scratching your body and say, "no Bueno" to him. Them monitor his activity and pool level.

I feel like I would know if there was a helicopter above my house siphoning water over night haha!

Throwing a pump over or even sneaking a pump over the fence both seem fairly elaborate. He'd be better off running a hose from a garden spigot to steal. At least that is fresh water. Or is he stealing your pool chemicals too? How cheap can one neighbor be?

Not saying it was aliens but its aliens.

Put some Candiru fish in there.

The first time one swims up his penis, he will stop doing his pool pumping procedure.