If things were really touch and go. They would throw in a penis extension or boob job for the morale boost!

Holy ****ing shit balls from hell rubbing on my chest Batman

My chest hurts like **** they said it's probably from the gasses from anesthesia. What they do fill me up like the Hendinberg? I'm going go up in flames anytime.


Good news they took out the Foley this morning and it didn't hurt like it did last time **** bitch shutt.


I'm fine good morning to you all. No I didn't ****ing sleep well woke up every 30 minutes.

All my vitals are fine I'm fine except this pain in my chest lbut they did give some pain meds starting kick in I'm a little better now and in little bit try go for another walk hoping to start farting. Hays Ks is about same distance between my favorite team The Kansas City Chiefs on I70 and the Putrid Scum Denver Jackasses. I will fart in the Donkeys general direction.

Well those are some good drugs the pain is still there but I feel better. ;)

In all seriousness, the pain is gas leaving your body. Gas is lighter than air,soooooo ….


XXXOOO

glad you're on the mend

Good to hear that you pulled through and that you are starting to feel better!

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Looks like I'm late to the party as usual.

Sounds like all went well and I sure hope that this little setback is a huge step forward for ya.

You got this!

:thumb:

Should be bout to go home but got to wait if course. Next 3 days clear liquid diet including Decaffeinated tea. What the hell is Decaffeinated mean? Then I graduate to a 10 day liquid diet not much better before I can eat mush diet eventually eat soft solids and one day I'll be able eat a steak.

I have 15 staples. I think one popped out. I'm not as hurting like I was this smorning. I get take home liquid hydrcodene Tylenol I'll be set with that.


Thanks all for the encouragement and support that CP (sesspool) is known for.


Can't wait get home and watch free cable :)

Keep us posted, Brother. Praying for a quick & full recovery!

Glad you made it through and hope your recovery is quick!

Congratulations on draining 700 CCs.
Feel better soon

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Caffeine is BAD for hiatal hernias. :thumb:

**** my life. Talk about suck. It sucked for three days clear liquid diet but I wasn't hungry and had pretty good pain meds not to give much of a shit. BTW I've only had one small turd on Monday since my Surgery last Tuesday. That's ok the Doctor said don't expect much bowl movements for this liquid diet. So after my first three days I graduated on Saturday to a Full Liquid Diet (two weeks)

*The full liquid diet you will follow contains everything on the clear liquid diet, plus*

*Milk (no chocolate milk)

*Cream of wheat or cream of rice

*Strained creamed soups (except tomato or broccoli)

*Vanilla and strawberry ice cream

*Sherbet

*Yogurt (no strawberry or raspberry flavored yogurt, because of the seeds)

*Carnation Instant Breakfast (except chocolate flavored)

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Then after my two weeks I get to start a 6 to 8 week Nissen soft diet that will still suck just not as bad.

Sunday my Hydrocodone lyquid Tylenol ran out and at 3am i woke up with pain and I called the doc in the morning and he wouldn't refill it because it was already my second refill and doesn't want me hooked on it so I suffered in pain yesterday but actually sucked it up and feel better today. Crushing meds is also gross and yogurt doesn't help much to cover up the taste. There is a lot of white powder packed in a lithium capsule but ugh can't make it work even with yogurt.

It sucks not having coffee. I crave a cheeseburger and spaghetti and lots of things I cannot have.


Pro tip dieting - Go on the Starvation Diet you will lose weight and save money!