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scho63 02-11-2024 08:00 AM

Can we change Janx user name to Goat Pimp? :hmmm:

FlaChief58 02-11-2024 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 17017610)
A new first for me... banded my first buckling today. Here are the glamour shots.

https://i.imgur.com/VcQKMem.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/nPEEz1m.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/WRR2UE8.jpeg

Hawt

Rausch 02-11-2024 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan (Post 17391074)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Don&#39;t be fearful; be faithful.&quot;<br><br>Ex-NFL Center Jason Brown walked away from a $35 million contract to pursue a greater purpose in farming.<br><br>Growing up a talented athlete, Jason&#39;s skills landed him the dream: a successful career in the NFL... and all the wealth &amp; fame that comes… <a href="https://t.co/6UQ1fge8RE">pic.twitter.com/6UQ1fge8RE</a></p>&mdash; Clint Fischer (@clintwfischer) <a href="https://twitter.com/clintwfischer/status/1756654015901728817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Thanks for the seed money.

I'M OUT!

RomanJacobi 02-11-2024 08:41 AM

This thread gives me the uneasy feeling that there is something interesting going straight over my head.

scho63 02-11-2024 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 16734733)

1, 3, 2 :D

1 looks freaky,
3 is a little rough around the edges
2 is too fat


R Clark 02-11-2024 09:42 AM

So are the hind legs hard to get out of them gum boots?

Mephistopheles Janx 02-11-2024 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17391216)
1, 3, 2 :D

1 looks freaky,
3 is a little rough around the edges
2 is too fat


Seems about right that the boy with no testicles would be your favorite.

stumppy 02-11-2024 02:54 PM

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Here ya go Janz. Start dressing your goats up like this and sell them to hollywood types.:D

SD15 02-11-2024 09:55 PM

GOAT

https://www.enwallpaper.com/wp-conte...29d5bcf7d4.jpg

Mephistopheles Janx 02-15-2024 09:51 PM

Another baby hit the ground tonight. This time it was Lovina who has a single baby.

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/muGnrJp" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/muGnrJp">Another freshly born baby!</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

As of today the count stands at:

Anita = 1 boy who she birthed into a snowdrift and he died
Mrs. McMurray = 1 boy (Panini) and one girl (T'Pol)
Lovina = 1 boy (Hoagie)


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I have a Nigerian Dwarf whether named Darry that is a cute guy but he is getting on my last damn nerve leading jailbreaks from the portable electric fencing. Being that he is a ND... he doesn't faint like the Myotonics making catching him quite the ****ing chore when he does get out and wants to run.

I'm considering either selling him for cheap ($100) though slaughtering, butchering, then shoving him the in the freezer may be a touch more cathartic. All the boys born on the farm this year will be castrated/banded but the largest one with the best disposition will be held back and promoted to Darry and will take his place as the whether in Letterkenny (the name of the first herd). while the rest of them will retain their sandwich based naming structure.

Potential names for the boys that will either be sold at auction, private sale, or butchered:

Panini
Hoagie
Reuben
BLT
Monte (bonus if twin boys and I can use Monte and Cristo)
Gyro
Arepa
Falafel

Mephistopheles Janx 04-12-2024 10:22 AM

New herd sire on the farm and this dude faints harder than any goat I have here.

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/66rDTRk" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/66rDTRk">Benjamin Sisko the fainting goat</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mephistopheles Janx 07-09-2024 07:45 PM

Two new additions to the farm from two different mommas. Of course they are born on the only day this week I had to leave the farm.

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/9y3IQDo" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/9y3IQDo">Goat Babies!</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mephistopheles Janx 08-06-2024 06:16 AM

Got a new grazing area set up for the goats. They seem happy. The babies are testing the fence and I really got to find something better because it barely zaps at all.

That said… I had the pleasure of getting stung on the back of the head by a bee/wasp/creature from the pits of hell while picking up the portable fence posts.

Blazing head ache. I’m kinda glad I have hair ATM because I have to go do my side-gig today and I would, undoubtedly, get a few gasps because this thing is SWOLLEN.

/two videos
/oh... and 3 new baby boys. Egg and Sausage McMuffin (Egg and Sausage for short) along with Tuna (two white babies are Egg and Tuna and the brown one is Sausage)

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/Tq25eHH" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/Tq25eHH">Set up the new grazing area</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mephistopheles Janx 08-08-2024 07:27 AM

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/I40wekG" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/I40wekG">They never like it when they get separated from momma</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Buehler445 08-08-2024 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx (Post 17617955)
Got a new grazing area set up for the goats. They seem happy. The babies are testing the fence and I really got to find something better because it barely zaps at all.

That said… I had the pleasure of getting stung on the back of the head by a bee/wasp/creature from the pits of hell while picking up the portable fence posts.

Blazing head ache. I’m kinda glad I have hair ATM because I have to go do my side-gig today and I would, undoubtedly, get a few gasps because this thing is SWOLLEN.

/two videos
/oh... and 3 new baby boys. Egg and Sausage McMuffin (Egg and Sausage for short) along with Tuna (two white babies are Egg and Tuna and the brown one is Sausage)

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/Tq25eHH" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/Tq25eHH">Set up the new grazing area</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

You can keep those ****ers in without panels? Good work.


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