Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17247301)

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Originally Posted by jettio (Post 17247171)

Oh yeah, and let us not forget how astonished Kevin Harlan and Trent Green are at the statistical disparity that results when Chiefs are 3 and out and run 4 plays on their second drive while Raiders drive 75, 69, and 77 yards on their first three drives.

Those dumbasses Kevin Harlan and Trent Green gave the audience a dozen derivative stats about yards and time of possession that were easily explained by the drive charts as if they had an epiphany about yards and time of possession that they had to share with the audience.

It was like Nick Bolton fumble return in Super Bowl skewed the 1st half yards and time of possession stats, and all the dumb comments by Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen on that broadcast about yards and time of possession as if they did not realize how a fumble return TD by the defense was a major fact in the story.

All of you downvoting mother****ers should rewatch yesterday's game and write down how many stats Harlan blurted out that added jack shit to informing the audience about anything that mattered.

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush (Post 17247294)

Harlan is the best in the business right now IMO. Granted, it's a fairly low bar.

Originally Posted by jettio (Post 17247321)

You would not say that if you rewatched the first half and do not fast forward during the CBS beginning of game commercial tsunami and the horseshit music.

Harlan is like Nutella made with stevia instead of sugar if Nutella dared to make something that ****ed up.

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush (Post 17247331)

Who is better? Al Michaels and Nantz are the only ones who come close. Everyone at Fox can eat a bag of dicks, especially Joe Buck.

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 17247334)

FBuck is at ESPN now.

Originally Posted by penguinz (Post 17247316)

Doubling down on previously stupid posts is not recommended.

Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven (Post 17247338)

I downvoted, but just because you are crying like a bitch and it seems fun to pile on. I guess groupthink got me.

Oh, and Harlan is hands down the best in the business.

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush (Post 17247337)

His call of Damien Williams' game-sealing TD in Super Bowl LIV should've gotten him cast into a ****ing volcano.

Originally Posted by jettio (Post 17247347)

Just rewatch the first half as punishment for backing that dumbass who has so much to say about yards and time of possession when a team punts on its first two drives.

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 17247332)

Harlan is the best.

I don't hate Romo as much as some here, but Harlan is better.

His call of Fitz housing the Brother****ing Cheatriot ****bags and Harlan calling both games is probably the best call in the history of football. Obviously biased, but that's amazing.

Originally Posted by jettio (Post 17247354)

All you Harlan backers should schedule a watch party on zoom of the first half of Chiefs at Broncos and Chiefs and Raiders and take a look at each others faces as you endure the CBS Music and the beginning of game commercial tsunami and all the stupid shit that Harlan says about meaningless unrelated statistics.