A lifetime fishing and hunting permit.


Youth (0-15)
Price
$550.00
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Age 16-29
Price
$800.00
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Age 30-39
Price
$700.00
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Age 40-59
Price
$600.00
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Age 60-64
Price
$70.00

https://mdc.mo.gov/permits/fishing-p...value=lifetime

For him or her?

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Get him a bottle of his favorite cologne and boink his brains out.

We aren't very high maintenance.

every guy enjoys pegging

i mean getting pegged

A unicorn.

If you don't know how to cook a steak there's always takeout.

Do men wear cologne now?

I was digging in a drawer the other day and came across some colognes that I owned before I was married. They were still half full or more. I've been married for 32 years.

I still wear Stetson Black when the mrs and I go out.
Fun fact, the mrs has never been able to smell since birth, so I wear if for myself. I love the stuff

A cornucopia of dildos and antifreeze is customary, IIRC.

Wait, can she taste food?

I can't believe it took 57 posts for Anal.


And from a n00b to boot. Skip would be embarrassed.


This place is slipping.

A stack of Monopoly money with a hidden folded up Benjamin inside. A joke but also something needed as well. At the year anniversary, money is still always needed.

Another cool idea: learn the basic origami swan and fold up a bunch of them and put them on a mirror tile.

Get him a sleeve...

Maybe I should start wearing it again. It helped me to get a mate 32 years ago, so maybe now it would make women yearn for me since I'm inaccessible to them.