Sitting around in my Optimus Prime underroos, scarfing Fruity Pebbles, and watching The Transformers... Which, interestingly, is the same thing I do now...

I was at Royals Stadium watching game 7. SRO ticket.

going to the 8th grade dance?

Well, the dogs didn't carry AK-47s so I'm gonna opt for Nam. :bang:

GOBLESS GO CHUEFS

Working shitty unskilled labor jobs fresh out of high school, spending my money on booze and chasing tail.

1985 was one of the best years of my life.

I got contact lenses that spring, which I wore for the next 30 years before having to switch back to glasses. I never looked so good those three decades.

A great summer: I worked a summer job mowing a cemetery, was actually easy money. I got back together with the girlfriend I had dumped a few weeks earlier. We married 7 years later and are still married today.

The Royals won their first World Series.

Burying my Dad.

I was a wide-eyed 5-year-old crying because I couldn't get my ears pierced like my older sister.

It was a good miss.

Rarely and maybe not the kind you want to hang out with. Or maybe you do...:)