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MarkDavis'Haircut 06-20-2024 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 17556907)
Yup. Being a horny freak is part of human nature. It's just that people used to pretend that it wasn't for some reason.

At one point, society decided to try to be better and not give into our base instincts.

Clearly, society has decided to give up. Which is its right. However, society also complains about rampant cheating and lack of commitment. That comes with free sex and no standards.

Cake comes with cavities. People want sugar without the diabetes. Life doesn't work that way.

KurtCobain 06-20-2024 05:57 PM

Creepy old guys all over this.

George Liquor 06-20-2024 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PatMahomesIsGod (Post 17558496)
Don’t worry, Nancy.

Nobody wants to spit on your dick.

Yeah, I'd prefer my wife to not hock a loogie on my dick when we are having sex.

If that makes me a prude, so be it.

Pepe Silvia 06-20-2024 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17558427)
pregaming before a night of hawk tuahs!

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...Cw&oe=667A725C

I would eat her ass.

Megatron96 06-20-2024 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by backinblack (Post 17558602)
sounds more like a “you” problem, because there definitely was at least one. In my high school it was the daughter of the mayor.



Lol, you could be right. There was a girl in HS that probably gave pornstar-level head, but I never found out. Not my type.

loochy 06-20-2024 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 17558647)
Lol, you could be right. There was a girl in HS that probably gave pornstar-level head, but I never found out. Not my type.

Accidental thumbs down. Sorry.

loochy 06-20-2024 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17558620)
At one point, society decided to try to be better and not give into our base instincts.

Clearly, society has decided to give up. Which is its right. However, society also complains about rampant cheating and lack of commitment. That comes with free sex and no standards.

Cake comes with cavities. People want sugar without the diabetes. Life doesn't work that way.

People want health care with no payment

High minimum wage with no increase in cost of goods and services

Stimulus checks with no inflation

Rain Man 06-20-2024 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 17558628)
Creepy old guys all over this.

It's our job. We're creepy.

Stewie 06-20-2024 06:41 PM

I prefer "that thang" to spit at her.

backinblack 06-20-2024 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 17558647)
Lol, you could be right. There was a girl in HS that probably gave pornstar-level head, but I never found out. Not my type.

Counterpoint, when you are 16 who the hell cares spit on that thang

MarkDavis'Haircut 06-20-2024 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 17558650)
People want health care with no payment

High minimum wage with no increase in cost of goods and services

Stimulus checks with no inflation

NFL Sunday Ticket for free.

backinblack 06-20-2024 06:53 PM

**** you I’ll take Sunday ticket for free

loochy 06-20-2024 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17558667)
NFL Sunday Ticket for free.

:LOL:

But you know what? I do indeed watch it for free.

MarkDavis'Haircut 06-20-2024 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by backinblack (Post 17558669)
**** you I’ll take Sunday ticket for free

So would I. But the world doesn't work that way and the NFL or any company isn't wrong for wanting a price for it.

notorious 06-20-2024 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 17558479)
You know you are getting old when you think nice, but damn I bet her dad is real proud LMAO

Yep, and proud of it. LMAO


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