I'll stick with the McDonald's Big Breakfast.

I have. I'm done with it/them. For this anyway. Hope they enjoy their extra $6.87 they made today.

You can actually house an entire one of those huh, can't you, you fat ****? Disgusting. Think of all the grease hardening in your arteries right now. Do you wash it down with a chocolate shake? Might as well increase your risk of diabetes if you're going to increase the risk of heart attack at the same time.

When did you turn into Dane?

If you're only housing one every two or three months its no big deal, I'm down for a filling cheat code breakfast like that every now and then

Never once been disappointed in the big pile of scrambled eggs I get, no its not fresh cracked egg but its raw egg mix cooked fresh... and thats good enough for me on a lazy weekend morning

He's always with us.

Holy shit those are literally the worst scrambled eggs in every neighborhood in America.

Shit comes from a ****ing box and has no seasoning or flavor.

Dane has curbs and a garage

You're being a ninny, they absolutely taste like reasonably fresh and buttery scrambled eggs

Going to McD's every once in a while means turning off all worries about triglycerides, salt, calories, fat etc... I don't give a ripping fart about that when I need some quick pancakes, eggs, sausage and taters

holy shit do you smoke? you must have absolutely zero sense of taste

I do smoke, and theres still nothing wrong with McD premix eggs as a quick option... they've got the added "buttery tasting" sauce to cook them in down pat

When I go for a big breakfast, I'm not there to quiz the person over the mic about trans fats and health concerns... just gimme some frozen then steamed pancakes slam full of preservatives, and let me get home with it ASAP

Nutrition is the last thing I would ever listen to him about. Or dental hygiene with the altoid addiction he has.

This means my next time thru McDonald's for breakfast I'm ordering scrambled eggs. Maybe two. But I'm hooked on the BK Jr breakfast burritos, so it would have to be a planned shot.

Better step off nutrition boy, I'm healthier than you've ever been.

I don't even have a tin of altoids in my car right now. Idiot.

This explains everything. That's really sad bro.