Good enough for me.

mmmmmmmmmmmm... ugh!

bo, him say mean welcome to snapping head man

good have onboard flying machine

make many good waist gunner shots

er, shots? ummmm... firewater good!

:BLVD:[gulp][gulp]mmmmm... heap plenty good!

eh, what? oh, right...

snapping head fella, you shoot straight

kill nasties in little birds

blow 'em all to hell, is good!

ai-EE-yah! WHOOP! WHOOP!

:Peace: :arrow: :bang: :Poke: %(/ PBJ PBJ PBJ

BAH!!! The curse of S. Diablo is on the Red, White, and Blew By You

No, actually, we bombed that curse right out of our plane.

Good luck on the Rose, I think she already has several ghosts on her, so you should be right at home.

I DIDN'T DIE!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!! :PBJ:



hey mr. pilot man, when you gonna update the gambling stuff? I have some serious bragging rights there... ;)

Got lucky again huh?

Snap - Some serious problems with the site. I have a call into earthlink to check into it. Until then I am updating on the front page and sticking.

And yes, only the formalities are left until you are announced the All-Time and Sole Big Daddy Gambling Format Winner (2 years straight).

Nice job.

Have you been peeking in my bedroom again?

good. I'm still alive. Let me know if I die.



Thanks.

B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=21551&stc=1http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=21551&stc=1http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=21551&stc=1
Pilot KCWolfman (2)
Copilot Lattimer (2)
Bombardier go bo (2)
Navigator KCJohnny (2)
Engineer Redcoats58 (2)
Radio Op. voyager (2)
Tail Gunner munkey (2)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (2)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (2)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (1)

Target: Lille
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me110 driven away by fighters

2 Me110s attack – 1 driven away by fighters

go bo fires, misses
kcjohnny fires, misses
redcoats58 fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-cdcox sustains light wound to stomach

Me circles, attacks again

the fly fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Bad Weather – bumpy bomb run due to turbulence
No Flak
Bomb run off target due to weather – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

Kcwolfman’s piloting skills result in tight formation with other B-17s, preventing attack by 2 Fw190s

Zone 2: English Channel
No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot KCWolfman (2)
Copilot Lattimer (2)
Bombardier go bo (2)
Navigator KCJohnny (2)
Engineer Redcoats58 (2)
Radio Op. voyager (2)
Tail Gunner munkey (2)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (2)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (2)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (1)

If you ask him nicely, cdcox will show you his stitches.

Other than the fact that go bo has failed to hit a single target, we have done rather well. I have invited Robert Conrad and his crew from the Pacific theater to guard us on the next mission.

Dear Mom and Dad:

I've had two more missions since I last wrote. I even got my first medal: a purple heart. Don't worry, I'm no worse off than that time Robert caught that barb wire fence with his belly runnig from the cows. According to the guys up front, a Messerschmidt came in from the front right of the plane. I was hit before I even saw him. Luckily it only grazed me. The neat thing was that after we dropped our bombs, Captain KCWolfman came over the intercom and said, "Jerry's getting no more shots at you boys today." He then pulled right up between two other Fortresses and next thing I know we're on the ground safe and sound. Made me feel like he was really looking after us. The other waist gunner, Headsnap, also made the trip back to England go fast. He kept tellin' me about how all the nurses here at the hospital would be taking fine care of me. And you know, he was right about that. There is a cute brunnette that gave me an extra Hershey bar after dinner tonight. I reckon I'll ask her out for a beer next weekend. Doc says that I will be back in the saddle for the next mission. Considering the alternative, I'm mighty happy with that.

Two planes that had airmen that I knew have gone down the last few days. I can't tell you what a strange feeling it is to be having a few ales at the pub with a fella one day and the next hearing that he is dead. Still, we are getting our fair share of licks in. Our bomber hasn't hit much yet (I think our bombardier likes the fire water a bit too much) but some of the other planes are racking up the hits. I here tell that while doc was stiching me up. another bomber had to belly land. Wish I could have seen that (from the ground, not the air).

Again, don't worry yourselves much over me. God protected me today when he could have taken me home. If tomorrow God wants me with him, then I guess that is pretty much where I'm gonna go. Till then, I have a job to do, and I'm ready to get back to it.

Love,

cdcox

Nice, reminds me I am behind on letters

B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=21551&stc=1


Pilot KCWolfman (3)
Copilot Lattimer (3)
Bombardier go bo (3)
Navigator KCJohnny (3)
Engineer Redcoats58 (3)
Radio Op. voyager (3)
Tail Gunner munkey (3)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (3)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (3)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (2)

Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

3 Fw190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

redcoats58 fires, kills Fw190
munkey fires, misses

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 2 Me109s driven away by fighters

gobo fires, misses
cdcox fires, damages Fw190
munkey fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak – 1 hit
-superficial damage to radio room

I guess the flak distracted gobo – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s driven away by fighters

3 Fw190s attack

munkey fires, misses
redcoats58 fires, hits Fw190
kcjohnny fires, misses
gobo fires, damages Fw190

2 hit and damaged Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 4 hits
-left waist gun knocked out of commission (headsnap is unhurt)
-superficial damage to starboard aileron
-starboard flap is inoperable
-superficial damage to starboard wing

1 Fw circles, attacks again

Thefly fires, misses
cdcox fires, misses
redcoats58 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot KCWolfman (3)
Copilot Lattimer (3)
Bombardier go bo (3)
Navigator KCJohnny (3)
Engineer Redcoats58 (3)
Radio Op. voyager (3)
Tail Gunner munkey (3)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (3)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (3)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (2)

Whoa – check out those guns.
Okay bad news, gobo couldn't hit crap in a toilet. Good news, I wasn't hurt again - I mean we all made it back safely.


Paint party to add another bomb to the plane tonight.

mmmmmmm... ugh!

what wolfie fella talk about?!?!????

bo, him drop bombs in crapper just fine!!

maybe want drop crapper "bomb" on wolfie's bunk?

maybe want drop "bomb" on wolfie's head?

bo, him drop bombs good if pilot steer plane straight...

maybe pilot fella, him no notice bo "hit" nasty Fw190??

maybe better bo should let nasty Fw shoot at pilot??

maybe bo, him paint arrow on front of plane, point up at pilot,

tell nasty where to shoot?? :shrug:

ai-EE-yah! WHOOP! WHOOP!



(not nice make fun of injun skill, drop bombs... )


:Peace: :arrow: :BLVD: [gulp][gulp] mmmm, good! :bong: PBJ PBJ PBJ

Perhaps a little help from someone that has actually hit a few targets is in order. Try looking through that little telescope thingy - yeah you want to keep your eyes open, you really need to quit closing them, counting to ten, then releasing the bombs - that's a real waste of bombs and the crew really doesn't appreciate getting killed for nothing. When the crosshair is on your target, THEN you drop the bombs.


;):fire: