I would have never found them if it hadn't have been for the dork in the Elvis costume.

:D

So how do you introduce yourself at these things:

"Hi. I'm that dude with the unpronouncable name that looks something like hit smack"

I thought you would be alot taller and not as fat.

:)

that's pretty darn close.

Now THAT is funny. :D

Of course, I thought it was more that you were "scrawny" than it was that I was fat.

My EXACT words were:

"I'm the mod with the unpronounceable username."

ROFL

I prefer the term horizontaly challenged :)