I wish I were joking, but this poofter is about 17 seconds from cowflopping out more air bursts from his vagmouth than redrum's mom after the labor day Biker rally.

pffft ppppffffftpfffft pppfffffffffft pfffft.

Why is anyone upset about signatures anyway?

Why have sigs is a better question.

Maybe you could have a little "accident" and this will all go away.

because it provides independent expression and personal investment into the BBS experience.




why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody

Sounds great! I'm in! :D

An avatar allows freedom of expression as well.

And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.

Don't be a phuqtard.

This explains so much........................and to think, I'd never been to jail before..............

No fair! You've got a head start!

At least now I know what Lafours was yelling about last time I went to the mall. I thought that old bastard of a security guard had lost his marbles.

Testing.

If this is all about me then let me know :)

KcChiefsman is in EXTREME violation of Chiefsplanet signature policy at the moment. Don't make me bust out the Judge Dredd avatar.

Tattletale

Add Saleenman607 to the list of violators.

why was I in violation? I thought the size was good and everything. Just don't like the Jayhawks or what? if that's not it then please explain and I'll fix it if I get my sig privs back

LMAO....KcChiefsMan got PWNED!

post 1,000 Chiefs for the super bowl win!

You can not draw attention away from HUTARD's performance
GOATSE

My signature got taken, but Goat Cheese's lame ass sig with that pathetic excuse of a football player remains. Nice job, mods.

It has nothing to do with content and everything to do with an inability to count pixels.

Nice job, whiner.

:rolleyes:

So does this finally mean this is an "unsticky" now? :hmmm:

We need to get a lot of crap off of here so people that are interested can connect to this site....sad honestly when on a week night you can't even log in....Connector to busy? Just if we had a true moderated/s that would work this place instead of KIDS running it would be a miracle. If not for the people I have met in person here and the friendships formed I would leave in a heart beat! Just IMO...

Bob Dole has nothing to do with the connector thingy. You'll have to talk to that Morphius kid about that.

I couldn't find the answer anywhere else. Is there a way to block everyone's signatures from appearing up on my system? I get tired of going through threads seeing a banner the size of my screen 15 times per thread.

Go into your profile and select options. Scroll down to "thread view options" and de-select signatures.

Thanks for the help Skip

You're very welcome.

Wait a minute here. Was Mr. Skip Towne being nice back then?

FAX

Ah, that was a long time ago.

ROFL

Yay, I have 70 more pixels to clown around with! PBJ

Any chance I can have my sig back yet? Its been over two years now.

You can have mine. They are worthless except to attention whore.

No, like a 2 AM last minute date at a bar, it was to large.

hahaha face!

Just saying
 

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Yeah! Gosh Darnit!

ROFL

Red speaks the truth! :)

Take the sigs that's fine but don't ****ing take our ability to even have one either. Dumb ****s.

I don't have no respek for you.

Owned, bitch!

Quit being so sensitive you cheap bastard.

Everyone should have 6-8 huge skin pics of their jerk bank below every post like tribal...that would make the planet ubber awesome.....or something.

Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.

Because then we end up with the front page full of HAY WTF HAPPENED TO MY SIG threads.

Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.

Forgotten what?

ROFL

ROFL



^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.

You apparently missed the "cockbag" comment yesterday by Dane.

I just turned sigs off on my side. I find them annoying, LIKE ADS!

Somewhere in the Michael Jackson thread.

ROFL
OMFG, now that was FUNNY

You're still talking about Signatures right?:spock:



:D

Funny stuff. I see this sticky has had an overwhelming response. Is it about?:

1) Server space
2) Offensive material
3) Someone has a bug up their ass

I vote the third option. I read tons of threads and see no sigs that are out of hand. Of course, I don't have my anal-retentive pixel counter handy at all times.

Un-sticky this BS.

You do realize this thread has been around longer than you have?

Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!

Perhaps the reason you never see any sigs that are out of line is because problem sigs are quickly reported and taken care of. This thread is typically stuck once or twice a year to remind people of the rules. That's nothing new.

Nope, this thread was 7 months old when you joined. N00b!!!!!

You may check out the half page of text a certain rival homer has.

hey is it ok if I get my sig privileges back? I know what I would like and it is much smaller than the maximum amount. In fact this is exactly what I would put in a sig:

<a href="http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=3831561">
<img src="http://www.goallineblitz.com/images/game/design/glb_badge-180x60.gif" />
</a>


please! the last time I got my sig removed was because I didn't realize that you couldn't have a bitmap and GoChiefs was nice enough to point that out to you guys.

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just turn your sigs off dillhole

they don't add anything to the site anyways

Like you.

Says the guy who had the largest, most obnoxious, most un-awesome sig of all-time.

My extremely Awesome sig was within the allowed size limits.

You give awesome a bad name. And since I hold copyrights on awesome... you'll be hearing from my attorney.

You're a fraud who doesn't even use Awesome properly nor treat it with respect. Very unAwesome.