I don't know, dude... I'll believe it when I see a great relationship. So far, I've never seen any guy who was married that didn't occasionally wish he could go out and get other women, or talk about how he wished he could.

Nah I wasn't being serious I was trying to play into the posts before mine.

My bad.

If you started a thread about this, you'd be surprised by the results, I think.

Possibly.

I can't start new threads though, cause Ultra Peanut gave me -900 rep with my first post.

I hear you, but when you love someone, or think you do, you will put up with a lot of shit, even if its very unhealthy. When I think about her still, I have to think, F**k it, she is his problem now.

Well you know if you had used my approach and banged her in the ass you wouldn't have to worry if it's your kid or not.

Whats the fun in that?

snip..snip works better.

This. Taco Bell and Michelob Ultra are not a good combination to wash off in the shower.

Maybe I'm not mature enough to appreciate the same woman for the rest of my life. I still wanna party too much to be stuck with the same girl, even if she was fun to be around and hot.

Just be mature enough to let the girls know.

Is the thread worth reading?

I don't need to. I'm not the type of guy girls really talk to. I think I should start working out or something. :-)

I'm one. No desire to try the dating shit ever again. God forbid that I ever have to deal with that crap. My wife is the shit.


There, now you've met someone.

If you like psychology and enjoy torturing yourself over what you think women want, then yes.

I find it hard to believe, but I believe you nonetheless.

Gee, you don't think I've been in some crappy relationships in the past, do ya!?!

if your asking you probably know the answer...

We don't like guys prettier than us.

I've had women tell me that my hair is to pretty.

I was agreeing with you. I was married, and it did, in fact, suck. I don't know why I even did it in the first place, and I don't ever plan to do it again.

That doesn't mean relationships suck, however. I'm gonna be alone, sure, but I'm somebody who can handle it and I understand that it's the result of things I've done and decisions I've made. I'm not the most romantic guy in the world, but I think sometimes people get lucky, and find a pairing that works, instead of settling for whatever they can find. There's too much of that, I think. Settling. But that's a whole 'nother story.

I don't know what the hell I am. I could be hot, I could not be. Who knows!?!

I think I act like Evan from Superbad, or J.D. from Scrubs (minus the doctor thing).

I hear you on that. In all honesty, until my wife, I was a guy who could never keep his dick in his pants. I was faithless on just about every girl I dated, and I absolutely loved nothing more than getting some strange. After a month or so, the new would wear off, and I'd be in pursuit of the next piece of tail. Then, my wife came along. It was a great confluence of factors: she's awesome and challenging and completely won my respect, and I was sick of playing the field in meaningless relationships.

I'm not going to kid myself. If I'd met my wife when I was 20 or even 24, we probably wouldn't have ever gotten married, because I wasn't ready for a true commitment, regardless of how awesome the woman was. At some point, it may just click for you. Hopefully when it does, you're with the right woman.

YEAH! I got a lot of plans going on, and unless the chick is gonna be helping me out (or at least not getting in my way), then I'm cool with it. Likewise, I'll help her out in pursuing her dreams.

But if I'm gonna go to law school, and she's all like, "Lets have a baby!" then HELL no. Babies are only cool when you can give them back to their mom or dad when they start getting fussy.

If you don't know the fun of putting it in a girls butt I can't help you.

Ahh, the metamorphosis from "you want to put that where" to "ow, that hurts" to "omg, I love this".

You kids do whatever you want in here, but stay the hell off my lawn.

I was gonna ask if you got a daughter, but that would be classless and deranged.

I can't even get a girl to TRY this... let alone like it.

Where do you pick up your women at? Maybe I should follow suit, move to a city or something.

Someone asking me where I pick up women. That has to be a first.

I will say that the internet can be a wonderful resource.

Women
oh he slipped out
oh he just can't find the right hole
ooooh he thinks thats the same as lube
ooooh that is the same as lube
must stop him so he doesn't think i like this
in a minute
"oh baby stop, you're just too big for me"


Men
wonder if she'll let me
i'll just tell her it slipped in
oooooh she's letting me
oooooh she's still letting me
oooooh my ****ing god i am a stallion
wait!
dammit.

Hmmmmmmm...

I believe I sense some experience.

More women like in the butt than let on...don't take their answer for face value.

I'm going to link this to the military rape thread.

Men too I hear

But don't just spring in on them out of the blue. You might get a shower floor covered in poop, as one of my friends in college discovered much to his chagrin.

I was a rather vigorous and handsome young man in a previous life.

All the guys just cringed. Two thirds of them were acting.

Some time you'll have to tell me what that's like.

it's easy to tell who isn't getting any...:)

Man no wonder Chagrin hasn't posted in awhile.

That's what sucks about women. They say one thing, want another, and then get mad when you listen to what they say.

I just want to figure women out, from meeting them and getting dates with them, to dating them and figuring out why they love decorative pillows. If I ever find that out, I can die a content man.

I'm good, but even I'm not good enough to type on ChiefsPlanet and pleasure a woman at the same time.

Women like decorative pillows for the same reason they want to dress up the toilet.

You can give up that little quest right now. Women don't understand women. There's no hope for the rest of us.

I have the social skills of a polar bear.

All I ever get from women is, "I like you, as a friend." And I don't know, cause I don't wait to long to ask them out, and I let them know I think they're hot.

Like I said, if I could figure out women, I'd die a happy man. I wanna be a player, but I just don't know how. :-)

If you don't want to be thought of as a friend don't try to get your foot in the door as a friend that doesn't work, once you're thought of as a friend you'll never escape, make your intentions known right away.

Well, I have the social skills of an ice shelf, so there has to be hope for you.

Totally "get" men tho.

All you gotta do is bend over and wink.

No, I don't do the friend thing anymore. I learned that the hard way.

Just the other day, I was talking to a girl who was flirting with me, and asked me out, but had a boyfriend. I just flat out asked her what was up, and she told me I was just a friend. Needless to say, I'm not going anywhere with her.

What's the wink for?

You could have been an asshole some women like that, like say "**** your boyfriend"

They didn't say to wink with their eye...

Now that's funny.

Are you going to question an asshole that winks?

Use your imagination and note that I didn't use the word 'eye' anywhere.

I already told her he was a loser, and she said she is going to break up with him.

But screw that. I'm not chasing after some girl who doesn't know what she wants.

Teenage girls, even if they're 18 or 19, are so freaking confusing. Any tips?

BTW, I'm not that much older than 18 or 19, so I'm not a pedophile or anything. :-)

ROFL

Is it odd that I attempted to wink after reading that post?
I don't think I did it.

Dogpile the poster who didn't think of a brown eye wink111

You'll have to let me be the judge of that.

Stop worrying about it. You're young, they're young, have fun.

Trying to figure out women is like plowing the seas. It's pointless. Don't attempt it. It's the definition of insanity.

Shhh. Don't give the competition tips.

Unless we had at one time been sexually attracted to you.
The body never forgets.

Weird? Nah, I expected that.But not that.

You'll never fully figure out women, you can figure out patterns if you watch them, you know like watching game tape.

In that case he was probably never just a friend to begin with.

Two words: confidence and humor.

Women don't want to be around a pussy, and making them laugh is the best way to make them scream.

If you're falling into the "friend category," you need to assert yourself.

He's not competition for me. You're on your own, buster.

:evil:

Well in my defense, a wink is a closing motion. Mine is already closed. Whats the opposite of a wink? I bet I can do that!

What makes you sexually attracted to a guy?

Once again, I think I need to start working out. As I said before, I think I'm kind of like Evan from Superbad, which doesn't seeeem to be the type of guy women go for.

This is why I rule, I'm a funny asshole.

A fart... Don't do that.

Their wallet...

The older they get (well, most of them) the more careful you need to be that "confidence" isn't arrogance. Because as women get wiser they realize that a lot of guys that they used to think were confident were just putting on a show. Then they start to look for 'real'. Whatever the **** that means.

Hmmm... does pre-law count?

Thats a horrible thought. I've been attracted to plenty of guy friends... Girlfriend's boyfriends, dads, mailmen.

I'm an evil evil woman.

Mindset.

When I walk into a bar I think I'm the best looking guy there. I don't think I'm lucky to be talking to any girl, and I sure as hell never used to think I was lucky to be going home with anyone.

She was lucky, because I'm good looking and I know she's going to have a good time.

Have this mindset without coming off as an arrogant prick, which can be tough, and you'll have a wet dick more times than not.

Damn straight. It's even worse than walking on my lawn.