Thanks for the update.

Each post, better than the next (poem notwithstanding).

Sorry, I don't type well when replying to a total douchbag.

See, if you had a true mind for comedy you would have added a 4th period to an ellipsis or misspelled something in the quoted post. Missed opportunity.

Sorry, I got sidetracked watching one of my favorite conan bits of all time:

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What were we talking about again?

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Well, f@ck!

And I am totally missing all the references to wrestling drama, because I really have no desire to watch that crap. All the clips have no effect on me whatsoever. It's like using French to insult a German. With that in mind....I will let your little sub culture carry on with your fake wrestling and manly soap operas.

That Benoit chairshot through the ropes was brutal. His head must have felt fuzzy for days. I'm sure he'll be just fine in the long run, though.

By which you mean to say: Hilarious!

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TBA, we coming for you!!

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Why in the world would I ever open up any of these links? You are wasting you time with them.

29th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie©) Award “Winners”

Worst Picture:
The Love Guru
(A Paramount Release)

Worst Actor:
Mike Myers
The Love Guru

Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Brosnan
MAMMA MIA!

Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton
and either
Christine Lakin
or
Joel David Moore
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
1968: Tunnel Rats,
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale,
and Postal

Worst Screenplay:
The Love Guru
Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement:
Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

“Wins” Per Picture:

The Love Guru = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay

The Hottie and The Nottie = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay

In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale = 1 Award:
Worst Director

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull = 1 Award:
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

[QUOTE=Ultra Peanut;5517728]That Benoit chairshot through the ropes was brutal. His head must have felt fuzzy for days. I'm sure he'll be just fine in the long run, though.

By which you mean to say: Hilarious!

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Your sub culture humor is not working....because I won't lower myself to push the arrow and open those links. So....HILARIOUS!

LMAO

The one you quoted requires no context. It's 19 seconds long. Just give it a shot, Mr. Guiding Light.

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So, really, I am in the minority by thinking "professional" wrestling is f@cking stupid?

Not gonna happen, and I don't think your continued jabbing is going allow me to continue to be kind to you, fwiw.

You've lowered yourself quite enough for one night's work, I suppose.

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....an Oscar thread turns into a wrestling thread.

Makes sesnse.

Guess you've never talked to UP before....He's quite funny...NTTAWWT

You're going to look back on this and laugh.

Well, maybe not. But trust me, this thread is hilarious.

The LOL U AREN'T HETERONORMATIVE card. It's like clockwork.

If it hadn't turned into a wrestling thread, it would have turned into an "I hate actors who make political statements" thread or "Sean Penn only won because it was a gay film" thread. I think the wrestling angle inadvertantly nipped that in the bud.

And now here comes the reply that Hollywood is a bunch of commie homo lovers.

I don't think so, unless you belong to the sub culture that enjoys "professional" wrestling. Are you and I going to be adversarial?

that was the commercial break of the thread...

Sean Penn approves this remark.

and I wan't sure I found that so funny either.

The video is great, but the comments are so much better. LMAO

lol no

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Its a new day. The gay awards show is over. Did any men win?
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Can't believe Rourke didn't win...absolutely jobbed.

What a joke.

I have slept...and now I am wondering if I am mentally challenged. I actually got into an argument with "professional Wrestling" fans, with mental superiority issues.

I was thrashed with the equivalent of "pwned" arguments and video clips of....you guessed it, Pro Wrestling. Not to mention the incredibly intelligent argument of "You have never said that you haven't taken it up the ass by Manchester United, so you must have....GOOD NIGHT, I WIN."

A dog pile, if you wish, with probably less teeth out of the group than an Arkansas NASCAR fan.

Yeah, I must be mentally challenged.

Heath won for "The Joker....but then again, he is a dead man.

A joke? Have you seen the other performances? Look, if I had an Oscars vote, I would have voted Rourke for Best Actor BUT only barely ahead of Sean Penn and Frank Langella. Penn and Langella were crazy-good in Milk and Frost/Nixon, respectively. Richard Jenkins was also pretty damn stupendous in The Visitor; in a weaker year, his performance would have been good enough to win the statue.

Each of the non-Pitt nominees for Best Actor turned in performances worthy of the Oscar. Penn winning was most certainly not a joke.

I'd say you are, because you're missing the point. We weren't attacking you with those clips and references, because (as you have said) you wouldn't understand them. What was being lost in translation was part of the humor.

For you, it must have been like people joking about you in a foreign language. There's no way that you could have participated. The idea was that you would give a futile attempt at communicating back to us, while we continue to talk over your head, the frustration and futility combining to make your reactions even funnier.

And you delivered very well.

The references about my kid were over the top, the rest was me just picking the scab.

On another note, how many of the nomimated Best Actor movies have you actually watched?

This thread is straight

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All five.

So you come on the next morning and start right where you left off.

Great way not to get into an argument, that.

Here's the montage from the end of the show:

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Go back and find the first remark disparaging someone's intelligence.



You were thrashed? You weren't even party.

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I figured you had, you seemed to have a good grasp of all of them. I will say I am impressed. As much as you and Domer butt heads...he went out and watched all of them also.

Yeah, but he doesn't think that hip hop is actually music, so what does he know about art?

Let's remember, art is subjective.

I don't think hip hop is music, either, but I'd be the first to admit I don't know anything about art, other than really liking The Scream from Munch.

I was just referencing the 2006 Oscars thread, and an old "discussion," if you will, between Domer and myself.

But you've been giving your take on this year's movies. It sounds like you know how to talk about art.

possibly unnecessary clarification: film and music count as "art."

WTF?:shake:

You have to know pro wrestling history to get it.

In response to this. Art is subjective.



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You were thrashed? You weren't even party.

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Only because you were videospeaking, a sub culture language.. I like it when people have to resort to foreign language to make a point.

Too general. Some film and music is art, just as some art is 'art'. But for every Citizen Kane there's two hundred and fifty (thousand) Night at the Museums. The same goes for every genre of music. It can't be an all-encompassing moniker; art is an individual accomplishment. At least to me it is.

So I would say that perhaps some hip hop could feasibly be 'art'.









(I just haven't heard it happen yet)

(:fire:)

That disgusting "poem" was quoted about my 10 year old daughter..... real classy.

I have to disagree. There can be bad art. Much of it is bad. But it is still artistic expression.

Now, the terrible movies and albums and such that were made only for mass-consumption and money-making? Those fall on the same lines as a beverage label or cereal box art, etc. -- design.

No it wasn't.

The discussion between Keg and I was about his insinuations or 'joke" in his words, about Mickey Roarke doing my daughter.... then a poem abought a daughter and her dad.... Pure coincedence? Right. Now this is the point where Psykotek posts some Wrestling video...

'Art' tends to infer some degree of skill.

Plenty of bad movies, for example, are still 100x better than most people could churn out with the same resources. Art is hard. People fail at it all of the time. In fact, the key to success is probably limiting your failures ('cuz your always going to have them).

But I'm a writer (ergo an artist) and a student so I could have this theoretical discussion all day. This thread should be about T.B.A. not getting anything, not whatever one would call the kind of discussion we're having.

Of course its not pure coincidence. ****, you do not know what humor is at all, do you?

I'm also a writer, who makes a living as a video editor, who majored in music in college, so I'm pretty comfortable with the discussion, too.

If I painted I'd have all my bases covered. rofl

Look, I picked a fight with you, Keg, StLChief, and Psychotek. I expect you guys to give me shit.(even if I don't understand it) But there is nothing funny about shit spraying a guys innocent daughter. That is just not funny.

Just watch 1:08 of this video, moron.

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That's the funniest part of all. We're panning some of the worst things in wrestling history and he's taking it seriously. That's what's great about wrestling fans, even we don't take it seriously. Well, except for this guy:

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Let me tell you about unfinished business, TBA

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Wow. We have a pretty similar background.

I was a vocal major for two years... finally switched to film and minored in music.

Not happening douchebag.

Dale's getting owned mercilessly.

Not the first time.

Im not going to read through the entire thread, but my opinion was this.

Whe the curious case of Benjamin Button beat out Iron Man and The Dark Night for Visual Effects, well, that's just BS, and thats the commity just out right denying a better movie in the given category because it wasn't a "sophisticated" film.

Basically, the Oscars are a crock of shite.

Actually (and I'm a big fan of both IM and TDK), I thought the visual effects were pretty amazing in benjamin button. What they did with brad pitt's character was a pretty clear indication of just how far forward we've come in the few years since Gollum broke new ground.

Not that I wasn't rooting for the comic book movies to win. But it was pretty damned impressive.

I am of the same opinion. The first third of the movie was absolutely carried by the visual effects behind the Benjamin Button character (well, carried by the effects AND Taraji P. Henson, anyway).

FWIW: I think that both TDK and Iron Man are better films than TCCoBB.

this should have won for best short film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3w...eature=related

I thought The Dark Knight was as good as any of the 5 nominated, and better than most of them. I thought Iron Man was good, but a notch below that, although I've heard a few people say the exact opposite.

Neither of them ever had a chance, however, being comic book movies featuring superheroes.