Just shut the **** up already.

You'll be happy to know the chick just called me, and I'm not answering her...

I AM taking all of your advice, so thank you. I really did learn a lot, and I learned I need to learn what I'm thinking, instead of just wondering what others are always thinking.

Just be yourself and do what you want to do. Even if it's weird, there's got to be another weird person out there for you.

Awe.. Did I strike your feeble nerves?? Hey keep trying little buddy, eventually you will be able to be only somewhat worthless to a women..

I mean the fact that you have nothing to offer a women outside of you losing weight is no reason to be glum..

You can tell her you write incoherent articles for an online subscription and dress up as a starwars character..

You live in your parents basements like igor and are on the computer 16+ hours a day..

You can tell her you like to make fun of other women because your still insecure..


I mean hell, just look back, there are tons of things you can tell her about your existence that you could lie about..


ok, so that wasn't an exact 100% quote..

Good thing, dude.

Punish her and refuse to **** her. That will teach 'er.

And that concludes today's "Valiant is a reerun" show. Now back to your regularly scheduled "women suck" thread!

Clathan,

do the world a favor and get yourself a vasectomy...pronto. I surely don't wish to see the product of your seed implanting in a transvestite's mangina.

That is a hell of a thing for you to say.

I know. Its pretty awesome. Almost as good as the rest of my terrible contribution in this thread.

ROFL

Did anyone recommend hate ****ing?

Did any men offer advice? I saw that Iowanian tried some rehab, but WTF happened in this testosterone forsaken thread?

Sorry. I did my best, even suggested he find his balls and beat his pickle with a fist full of used motor oil to man him up.

Hey The Buddha!
Post of pic of what this broad looks like. Tell 'er its for a buddy of yours who doesn't believe that there's this chick who's batting him around.
I mean really, this thread is worthless without pics.

Grow a set and close the deal.

ROFL

Still wondering why you give this dump the time of day.

This thing is still going? You guys must like women sucking.

This

http://www.mensfitness.com/2008/imag...s-60-ermey.jpg

sound off like you got a pair

That should be enough to turn you off. If she's like that now, what on earth is she like while intimate?

ROFL That made me laugh.

Yeah, I know the type:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...ney_spears.jpg

She asked me in a text message if she could see me naked. I told her she'd have to be a really good seducer cause I'm not like that. And that I didn't know if she had what it took to get me naked.

I don't know why you guys are saying I'm not listening to your advice. I totally did. I'm having fun with this girl, and no longer caring about the outcome.

Did you do something to lead her on? Maybe she's getting back at you.

Somebody is going to get hurt in this situation.

You bumped this thread in order to make your first post? Do you know this person?

If they only knew the truth...

you know the phone company keeps track of these text messages? I'm still thinking one or both of you will eventually lose your jobs there over this.

Ohhhhhh.....

Buddha seems to have a stalker.

Maybe you shouldn't start off trying to help someone until you have managed to help yourself. And where is your last girlfriend????

Are you her? Or is she buried somewhere?

I can see why your last relationship fell apart.

Now I know you are a liar......No Older Chicks????? PLEASE

Again...Please...Show them a picture of your last girlfriend....

He's exactly like Mooo.

This thread is getting weirder and creepier by the minute.

I like the direction this is headed.

Only if you're lucky.

Just what I was thinking. Buddha is Moooo, and I'm guessing Barking is Moosgirl.

Forgot what year you were born did you? Give me a break. I agree, you need to grow up and stop taking advice from message boards. Where are your balls and your own common sense?

I'm sure that comment makes her feel really good. Did you tell her to her face, or just lie about this new piece of ass you're tailing?????

rofl

Yes, cheaters do suck, don't they????? And you've been told that many times, haven't you???? Why do you make yourself out to be some great guy here? Do you really need to build yourself up that much???

Another lie...What is wrong with you?

Nice to see that relationship characterized that way....

Maybe it would help if you weren't still living with someone....

Is he going to make accounts for all his personalities?

That was another thought.

I don't think CP has enough bandwidth for them all.

So, is this number two, or is it a dupe of a dupe? :hmmm:

Oh how the story changes.....

I'm interested to know what excuse you would use when you went to the movies and didn't get home until late...Perhaps that explains the 6 a.m. return to your house. And the noose tightens

Don't really need to have excuses when you do as you wish.

I want drama, damn it. If I can't drink, then at least entertain me. Where is Buddha to answer these accusations?

Think of it as a young Tom C@sh.

I'm thinking dupe of a dupe. Got a hunch on who it might be, too.

Do tell. I'm procrastinating at work and could use a conspiracy theory to further distract me.

This. Only I'm dodging emptying the dishwasher and not work.

You know that would take like 5 minutes, right? Get it over with. Don't be like me last night, putting laundry off for 18 hours.

Laundry is tomorrow. Gotta space out my weekend chores, so I'm not tempted to go do something this weekend. I don't like having the work pager. Dad's thinking about going to see Watchmen tomorrow, too. :( Hope I can talk him into waiting until next weekend.

I'm required to go on record that I'm the first to out this clown as moo.

who's moo? why change his name?

So, who wants to open this can o' worms.

Rummage around in the Hall of Classics.

LMAO

why dont you? i'm really curious now

give me a starting point please

I did.. the Hall of Classics. ;)

Might as well be me.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=146947
My one and only HOC thread.

i dont want to wade through all of them.:thumb:

thanks

i dont have time to read that whole thing right now but i'm going to later, DAMN. and i cant believe the guy came back.

If it's him.

looks like you would be the one to know:LOL:

Yeah. Thanks.

I don't think he would, honestly. If he did, why come back with the same persona?

I thought men liked it when women sucked.;)

You don't read the latest posts first, do you?

She's busy channeling Jessica Rabbit.

I'm at work I don't have time to read everything.

My God how did you know!!!!:p