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Katipan 03-06-2009 04:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5560056)
I'm sure you've thought about pulling my hair atleast once.
Nice tug on the pubes to get a guy's attention.

Mecca 03-06-2009 04:52 AM
I hope you realize that porn sex and real sex are not remotely similar...

Mecca 03-06-2009 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5560057)
Nice tug on the pubes to get a guy's attention.
Uh I don't think mine are long enough for that...

Reerun_KC 03-06-2009 04:54 AM
So Claythan? Whats the scoop?

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5560055)
Cuz I think you're a sweetie patootie and have a hard time thinking of you any other way.
I'm an angry young man.

I'm going to shatter Jehovah's teachings with my cock.

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5560061)
I'm an angry young man.

I'm going to shatter Jehovah's teachings with my cock.
Gangway, everyone ;)
Posted via Mobile Device

PunkinDrublic 03-06-2009 08:00 AM
Claythan we all know you're just going to **** it up anyway. We've seen how this movie ends, so what's the point in having a poll? You're just an illegal transaction away from losing your virginity but if that were to happen because it would take away from your attention whoring on this board.

EyePod 03-06-2009 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5559332)
Not necessary. I'll be going to her place.

Besides, letting anyone you're just screwing casually know where you live...bad idea.
Are you saying that you're going to murder those two women? You will be screwing them casually, and you'll know where they live. BAD IDEA!

rad 03-06-2009 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5559868)
That was kinda funny, I thought.

There's no way that's real. A person would die of sepsis, e. coli, etc. within a week after consuming that much fecal matter.

I could be wrong, but I have my doubts.
Maybe because they puked it up at the end?

bringbackmarty 03-06-2009 08:46 AM
oh they are both dudes anyways.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic (Post 5560145)
Claythan we all know you're just going to **** it up anyway. We've seen how this movie ends, so what's the point in having a poll? You're just an illegal transaction away from losing your virginity but if that were to happen because it would take away from your attention whoring on this board.
KALI MA PROTECTS US

WE ARE HER CHILDREN

WE PLEDGE OUR DEVOTION TO HER WITH AN OFFERING OF FLESH...

AND BLOOD

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2884/temple831.jpg

jimhitter 03-06-2009 01:08 PM
once you go mex you never go.... crap

once you go white you never go... damn!

Where is the black chick?

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:09 PM
I'm only attracted to black chicks in the 99th percentile of attractiveness.

I'm a sexual racist.

jimhitter 03-06-2009 01:20 PM
Hmmm. Work your way through this current cunundrum, but I could never turn a blind eye to any race. I want to bang one of each.

Katipan 03-06-2009 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5560916)
I'm only attracted to black chicks in the 99th percentile of attractiveness.

I'm a sexual racist.
I think I am too. The first black penis I saw was purple.

The first black vagina I saw was purple.

I'm okay with never seeing another one again.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5560999)
I think I am too. The first black penis I saw was purple.

The first black vagina I saw was purple.

I'm okay with never seeing another one again.
Yeah I can't deal with the interracial porn either.

Give me whites and mexicans and I'm good.

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5560916)
I'm only attracted to black chicks in the 99th percentile of attractiveness.

I'm a sexual racist.
you'll never know what you are missing. they have a code though or something. Because after the first time i had sex with a black woman, for weeks i kept getting the up and down from black chicks everywhere i went.

she must have talked about me at the meeting :)

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561011)
you'll never know what you are missing.
The attraction factor isn't there.

I don't really like asians either.

luv 03-06-2009 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561006)
Yeah I can't deal with the interracial porn either.

Give me whites and mexicans and I'm good.
You do know that's interracial, too.

Katipan 03-06-2009 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561027)
I don't really like asians either.
Neither do asians.

crazycoffey 03-06-2009 01:44 PM
I like asians....

crazycoffey 03-06-2009 01:45 PM
hell a half way decent looking woman that likes me is my one and only consideration.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5561030)
You do know that's interracial, too.
It's less stark.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:46 PM
Hmmm, she wants a margarita. I'll probably have one, too.

luv 03-06-2009 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561055)
It's less stark.
No more stark than asians or some mixed people.

Delano 03-06-2009 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561057)
Hmmm, she wants a margarita. I'll probably have one, too.
Bad move.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5561061)
No more stark than asians or some mixed people.
Shut up.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561066)
Bad move.
LOL...

Come what may.

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 01:51 PM
yeah. Halle Berry. Beyonce. Who would want that? yeeech.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561077)
yeah. Halle Berry. Beyonce. Who would want that? yeeech.
a

They're in the 99th percentile.

I suppose light-skinned black women are OK. I like most of those.

SenselessChiefsFan 03-06-2009 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561027)
The attraction factor isn't there.

I don't really like asians either.
I am sure that black and asian men everywhere are heartbroken.

Delano 03-06-2009 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SensibleChiefsfan (Post 5561092)
I am sure that black and asian men everywhere are heartbroken.
Tiger Woods prefers blonds.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by SensibleChiefsfan (Post 5561092)
I am sure that black and asian men everywhere are heartbroken.
They are, actually. Black gay men love me.

From afar.

SenselessChiefsFan 03-06-2009 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561100)
They are, actually. Black gay men love me.

From afar.
afar is NOT synonomous with behind... just FYI.

Delano 03-06-2009 01:57 PM
You'd better go FAP to some amateur porn before you head out to slobber on some bones.

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5561027)
The attraction factor isn't there.

I don't really like asians either.
ME SO HORNY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIrMa7Gvfw&NR=1

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561108)
You'd better go FAP to some amateur porn before you head out to slobber on some bones.
I fapped to some professional porn about 2 hours ago.

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5560999)
I think I am too. The first black penis I saw was purple.

The first black vagina I saw was purple.

I'm okay with never seeing another one again.
Purple?!

Demonpenz 03-06-2009 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5561120)
Purple?!
must have been part shar pei

Delano 03-06-2009 02:01 PM
1 Attachment(s)
Hur Hur Hur.

SenselessChiefsFan 03-06-2009 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558609)
A white 30-year old woman or a Hispanic 32-year old woman? Both are single, and into me just for the ****ing. They both know I am a virgin.

Other factors:

The white woman lives about an hour away.

The Hispanic woman lives three miles away.

The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.

The white woman is really kinky, wants me to pull her hair, and likes it rough. She sends me naughty messages. She said she wanted to "teach me."

The Hispanic seems more reserved, though I haven't really asked. She did say she wanted to "**** my brains out." However, she has indicated she doesn't really believe I am a virgin, or that it is hard to believe.

The white woman has a great ass, and good tits.

The Hispanic woman has great tits, and no ass.

I will now field your questions.
BTW: I think you already lost your virginity. The dog in your avatar looks like it has been dosed with GHB and violated.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 02:06 PM
Your insults are hollow and meaningless.

Katipan 03-06-2009 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5561120)
Purple?!
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.

Donger 03-06-2009 02:08 PM
I hope GoChiefs isn't copulating with his pets. I've heard it breaks their will, or something.

StcChief 03-06-2009 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5561153)
I hope GoChiefs isn't copulating with his pets. I've heard it breaks their will, or something.
are tube socks Pets?
he's likely moved up to Fleshlight. :)

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 02:20 PM
i wonder whats up at KU with students bangin' dogs?

Delano 03-06-2009 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561147)
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.
Was that the dude or the chick?

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 02:23 PM
if you having gotten any, how can you dismiss the power of black?

Donger 03-06-2009 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561190)
i wonder whats up at KU with students bangin' dogs?
It's the natural course of action when you name your dog "Oread."

Molitoth 03-06-2009 02:23 PM
Gotta go with the Kinky chick!!!!!

Watch out for poop-dick. These chicks are in their 30's...

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561147)
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.
eck!

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 02:29 PM
why do i get the feeling that apple pies have not been safe at his house

Donger 03-06-2009 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561238)
why do i get the feeling that apple pies have not been safe at his house
Even the Dutch ones?

Katipan 03-06-2009 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561199)
Was that the dude or the chick?
yes

luv 03-06-2009 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561320)
yes
LMAO

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5560999)
I think I am too. The first black penis I saw was purple.

The first black vagina I saw was purple.

I'm okay with never seeing another one again.
I haven't seen any non porn related black cock, but I haven't encountered a purple pussy. That must've been one dark girl.

I've always been preferential to asians. I think the least interesting thing in the world to me is a blonde white girl.

Simply Red 03-06-2009 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558609)
A white 30-year old woman or a Hispanic 32-year old woman? Both are single, and into me just for the ****ing. They both know I am a virgin.

Other factors:

The white woman lives about an hour away.

The Hispanic woman lives three miles away.

The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.

The white woman is really kinky, wants me to pull her hair, and likes it rough. She sends me naughty messages. She said she wanted to "teach me."

The Hispanic seems more reserved, though I haven't really asked. She did say she wanted to "**** my brains out." However, she has indicated she doesn't really believe I am a virgin, or that it is hard to believe.

The white woman has a great ass, and good tits.

The Hispanic woman has great tits, and no ass.

I will now field your questions.


Where's the ghey option?

Donger 03-06-2009 03:03 PM
The crazy yet unfortunately stunningly beautiful girl I dated through high school had a purple vagina.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561328)
I haven't seen any non porn related black cock, but I haven't encountered a purple pussy. That must've been one dark girl.

I've always been preferential to asians. I think the least interesting thing in the world to me is a blonde white girl.
heh. I like those. They're the opposite of me.

I think the purple is a mixture of the dark skin and the super pink watermelon blow pop center we're all supposed to have.

The colors blurr together in the light of a strobe.

luv 03-06-2009 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561328)
I haven't seen any non porn related black cock, but I haven't encountered a purple pussy. That must've been one dark girl.

I've always been preferential to asians. I think the least interesting thing in the world to me is a blonde white girl.
Just another reason for us brunettes to love you so much. :p

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:07 PM
I'd take a brunette over a redhead, which is apparently unusual.

Black women are okay, but they need to look exotic.

Middle-eastern women I'm not sure about. I haven't encounted many, and most of the ones I have are of the 'don't look at men' variety. I think the cultural differences would be too much.

My perfect woman would be a tall beautiful asian with some kind of british/australian accent.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561343)
I'd take a brunette over a redhead, which is apparently unusual.

Black women are okay, but they need to look exotic.

Middle-eastern women I'm not sure about. I haven't encounted many, and most of the ones I have are of the 'don't look at men' variety. I think the cultural differences would be too much.
Go with the Indian girls. Enough similarities in cultures with all the extra submissivness.

beach tribe 03-06-2009 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561334)
heh. I like those. They're the opposite of me.

I think the purple is a mixture of the dark skin and the super pink watermelon blow pop center we're all supposed to have.

The colors blurr together in the light of a strobe.
I had a filipina GF with a purple pussy.

ottawa_chiefs_fan 03-06-2009 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5561333)
The crazy yet unfortunately stunningly beautiful girl I dated through high school had a purple vagina.
That was probably just from squatting to piss in the vat of Purple Jesus.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561347)
Go with the Indian girls. Enough similarities in cultures with all the extra submissivness.
Submissiveness only works if she's 3 feet tall with a flat head.

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5561330)
Where's the ghey option?
Its a given Red.

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 03:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561347)
Go with the Indian girls. Enough similarities in cultures with all the extra submissivness.
Yea but they aren’t too high on the mouth to penis stuff.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5561367)
Yea but they aren’t too high on the mouth to penis stuff.
Well, she'll have a shock the first time I AtM her.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561374)
Well, she'll have a shock the first time I AtM her.
Second time's never as bad

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561377)
Second time's never as bad
It'll at least train her to wipe more carefully.

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561374)
Well, she'll have a shock the first time I AtM her.
LMAO I can get into freaky stuff but that I just cant see the allure.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561384)
It'll at least train her to wipe more carefully.
Those of us that do that, only do that when its okay in there to do it. Those of us that don't know when its okay to be doing it shouldn't be doing it.

I'm not entirely sure how you guys figure out whose who.

At least... Until afterwards...

DaneMcCloud 03-06-2009 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561388)
Those of us that do that, only do that when its okay in there to do it. Those of us that don't know when its okay to be doing it shouldn't be doing it.

I'm not entirely sure how you guys figure out whose who.

At least... Until afterwards...
I prefer a shower before any ATM maneuvers.

I like to be certain for me AND her.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561388)
Those of us that do that, only do that when its okay in there to do it. Those of us that don't know when its okay to be doing it shouldn't be doing it.

I'm not entirely sure how you guys figure out whose who.

At least... Until afterwards...
Figure it out? **** that. We don't care. It's going to happen, so you better be ready. And don't expect any kissing.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5561395)
I prefer a shower before any ATM maneuvers.

I like to be certain for me AND her.
I didn't realize you could bend forward so far.

Or does it really extend that far up??

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561399)
I didn't realize you could bend forward so far.

Or does it really extend that far up??
It took a lot of practice, some chiropractic work and finally surgery, but Dane eventually worked out autofellatio.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561397)
Figure it out? **** that. We don't care. It's going to happen, so you better be ready. And don't expect any kissing.
For the record I was just talking about just anal. I refuse to have an opinion on ATM. I mean... What if I do it someday and it tastes like strawberries....

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561405)
For the record I was just talking about just anal. I refuse to have an opinion on ATM. I mean... What if I do it someday and it tastes like strawberries....
Dipped in chocolate?

DaneMcCloud 03-06-2009 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561403)
It took a lot of practice, some chiropractic work and finally surgery, but Dane eventually worked out autofellatio.
I share my secret with you and you tell the world!

:evil:

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561407)
Dipped in chocolate?
groan

NOT MOAN


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