All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.

He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.

No work tomorrow. Get your ass over there before she decides to go out and find some other man that makes her yell "ROCKYMTNCHIEF" at the top of her lungs again! :D

Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.

haha. . . :clap: THIS

For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make. :)

I feel the same way. Don't ask for advice and then ignore everyone. Complete weak sauce.

Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The
quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for
you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When
you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too
strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging.
There’s an old saying about banks: they only want to loan you money
when you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can
forget it.

There an english version of this I can read? :D

I haven't paid much attention to this thread but it seems SR has changed his MO quite a bit. He seized his Niner within minutes of meeting her.

By the way, you're probably still wondering what you should actually do if
you're girl is talking to other dudes. Well, the absolute worst thing you can do
(ironically) is to try to intervene to stop her from doing it. That makes it so that
she has the higher value, not you.
Instead, the best way to counter such behavior is to say, "Have a good
time!" with a tone of complete indifference when she says she's going to go hang
out with some other guy. Let her see that it doesn't phase you one bit.
Meanwhile, you go talk with other girls.

£450?

This was my 5000th post. Yeah, me!

**** you SR, I was immersed reading this thread and the updates..had a hot sauce on my hand ..reached out to scratch my cock ( i usually surf the net naked, and my cock is on fire now)

Avoid conjuring up pity
A lot of guys make the mistake of trying to make a woman feel pity for
them. They’ll call obsessively, saying things like, “I’m so lonely and I really want
to see you tonight.”
On a psychological level, a lot of this may point back to the mother-son
relationship. As little boys, we could often get what we wanted by evoking the
maternal nurturing instinct in our moms.
Don’t do this with women you date. Any time you evoke pity in a person,
they will look down on you. In their mind, they’ll frame you as a person who is a
loser, and then they’ll treat you accordingly.
Have you ever noticed that unsuccessful salesmen are the ones who
appeal to your pity? (“Please buy this car so I can eat this month!”)
Psychologically, people cannot help having derision for those they pity.
The successful salesmen are those who make sure customers feel they (and not
the salesmen) are gaining a benefit by buying their cars and not just feeling sorry
for someone.

FUGG that book shit. She basically threw the pussy at you (which means she was throwing it at someone else too). The other guy didn't read your book/literature and you had to hear reeruned people sounds from next door all last night.

Woman want company and interaction. Expecially one that's temporarily there. She has to have quick gratification. My guess is since you text her one and she text'd back and you didn't respond, she went out and found her someone that isn't slow to respond.

How about you listen to us instead of reading your dating books for a lil bit?

Oh and for your pity or whatever... For all she knows... you have no idea she had a guy in there. Text her and talk to her as if you know nothing. No pity or anything... don't even bring up the other guy because it's none of your business.

She's just a screw not your potential woman. Stop putting the pussy on a pedastal.

and get rid of your gay flower avatar... where is your nutsack? Seriously.

Your going to be in KC? Man, I know several attractive women who will **** someone else before you make a move.

I'll be there in 2 months. Have them ready!:D

Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

should you and I go talk to someone?

Make sure it's not out in the woods!

Uh, SR was married and had real vaginal sex quite often I'm sure.

You're a creepy Internet slug.

****ing text her right now.

"Come over."

RIGHT

****ING

NOW

Who has had sex more recently than SR.

Unlikely she'd be interested in "lives with Mom guy".

I think you have no room to talk. He's not exactly driving around the parking lot and then going home to cry into his starwarts blanket.

Simple has probably penetrated a significantly higher number of gapers than your esteemed 1(one)(Uno).

This is a real woman, not some 50 year old gay man sending emails through craigslist.

procrastination is for pussies...er... uh... those who DONT get pussies.

It doesn't. ****ing. matter.

If I lived next door to this chick, and she kept giving me these signals, we would pounding genitals like nobody's business.

OH YEAH!!???


BOOOYAH!!!!!!

Ari Chi3fs has left the game.
Simply Red wins the hand. ($0)

no you wouldn't.

You'd have to talk to her in person, and you've already established that you're rather suck a cock than speak to a woman face to face, without a pre-arranged blowjob from some whore who has already sucked 4-5 pickles that afternoon.

Ryan, at this point I don't think you really want to get laid.

You just enjoy flirting with girls.

I think you need serious professional help.

In all seriousness, you are indecisive and a low self esteemer right now. Women know that and you won't have any success until you fix it.

And she seems like she could be the fix.

SR until you are ready your going have this same sad set of events repeating themselves over and over and over. I'd say one of the biggest over riding themes from people was Rule #1 You do not procrastinate. Rule #2 You DO NOT PROCRASTINATE!! I understand you got fuked over by a woman, but seriously man pull your pants up and at least try and put your nuts in a wheel barrow behind you so they're in close proximity in case you need them. Or you know what at least ****ing lie to us. If you wear your emotions on your sleeve in person like you do here you need to make a serious adjustments in your outward impression. Find a way to stow that shit. Have you heard the term "stop projecting?" They where talking to you! I personally told you not to play games, but you listened to me about as well as everyone else. I'm not gonna beat you like a dead dick because it isn't going to help. Go to a strip club...they'll at least pretend to like you. Do something to give yourself some outward confidence. I feel some what cheated on in this whole deal. Was hoping she'd fall for it or figured if you where going ask for the advice of several hundred people you'd take some of it. This has been a 25 page thread of asking what to-do, not listening, and while not listening to any of it proceed to put on a dazzling display of what not to-do. Some times I find it amazing the human species continues to reproduce itself. The hell with shaking the hand of a person serving our contry. You may want to shake the hand of an "Alpha (insert your own cliche)" or at least your father. Thank him for the prudence, fortitude, and where-with-all to be able to pull the wool over your mom's eyes at least once.

was there ever pics posted of these girls?

Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)
"That's a good idea"

GC bragging about sex......OMFG I've seen everything now.

So the weekend fling didn't work out?

ROFL


But mine did/is :D

Well, there's usually about a 50/50 shot with these things. You got the right 50 this time, maybe next weekend it's SR's turn.

But in the meantime.....have a damn fine weekend!

I'm not even trying to brag.

There's something seriously wrong with Ryan. He's an attractive, fit, thirtysomething who has a great apartment, two Audis, a killer job and hangs by hotties at the pool all the day. He lives next door to chicks who practically beg for his cock.

And he can't get laid and I can?

What. The. ****.

You can have money, status, security, whatever. If you don't have any self esteem it probably won't matter. Women are good at being women... they want a man to be a man.

With SR it drops to 30/70. And i'm being kind and gentle with those chances SR.

Thats what its all about.

This thread is great comedy, especially the last few pages.

I bet hes thinking of more what to type on the CP then focus on the job that is at hand. Or in his own hand tonight. Like mary and her four daughters. :spock:

The thread will crash again. People pissed off at him. Giving him sh*t.

Is this really a surprise for anyone?

The glass is half empty.

Red

Introduce yourself and ask her out - nature will do the rest - BREATHE man - have you never asked a girl out before? :D

It's Saturday!!! woo hoo!! You hanging out by the pool with Christie, I assume, right?

He's going to call her tomorrow.

are you f**king dense?

"waiting" was absolutely no one's advice. we ALL said to act now, act now, ACT NOW. and we warned you of the consequences. so what happens? you wait, spout some bullshit about being the alpha male, and miss out on the pussy. then you sit and sulk about it, and even go so far as to say she disrespected you.

get your face out of the f**king book and go talk to her. unless you are sub-consciously trying to screw this up, and in that case you don't need to get so down about yourself - deep down you knew you weren't going to get laid.

this thread is so f**king frustrating. and the audacity for you to continue to say "thanks for the advise guys, I'm gonna wait," and "you guys were right and I missed out, I might try again LATER". Plus the fact that gochiefs now feels like a player compared to you when he considers an internet slut ditching him in traffic a fulfilling sexual experience.

either you want it or you don't. my guess is that you really don't. that's fine, but it's kind of weird to act like you're some Don Juan alpha male and then be afraid to return a text

So... you ****ed her all weekend, right?

Oh... nevermind, GoSimply [circa 2000-2008]

I'm really thinking I need to fly to Atlanta and get Simply Red laid.

That sounds completely absurd. But there's no question I could do it.

The question is whether he really wants it to happen.

So, did you give her that pearl necklace she's always wanted?

your new-found self-esteem is insulting to every man who lives in the real world.

have you ever had a half-way decent conversation with a woman you didn't meet on the internet?

Sure. I did go to high school you know.

PS - It's not like it's some great herculean feat. Simply Red is good looking, in shape, witty, engaging, owns two Audis and lives in a swank apartment. Anyone with half a brain and a set of balls could get him laid.

He just needs someone to push him into the pussy.

In this day and age, who gives a ****?

If he's bangin', he's bangin'.

Pad the headboard so mom can't hear...

And keep bangin'.

except he isn't bangin'.

he's getting ditched on the highway and getting hit-on by gay guys pretending to be chicks on craigslist.

Oh yeah?

http://i28.tinypic.com/35idrt2.jpg

Did this morph into the epic fail thread?

Don't they all?

Tushy.

Wow, just read this thread.. Did not think there was anyone more inept then Gochiefs in this category..

Tushy? Really?

Touche. heh. :LOL:

I don't doubt you, friend. Keep on keeping on, it will all work itself out.

fuk her

u pussy

You still havent got wit that? You dissappoint me man....