Seriously.. sometimes you get what you deserve.

That was Observe and Report... it sucked too.

Dark comedy or not... the whole date rape thing isn't funny.

It was a miserable movie about miserable people... it sucked.

And I generally like Rogan.

speaking of suckass movies, Anaconda is on TBS right now.

9 out of ten believe it is...:)

Blankman is up there.

Saw Inglorious Bastards. ****ing awesome movie.

Bounce and Gigli with Ben Affleck

Battlestar G with Travolta

Im sure there are others as ive seen a ton a bad movies, but these killed me....

I'll be the one, I guess.

You're thinking of Battlefield Earth.

I haven't seen one movie on that list - whew. What a load of relief.

Once again though, Any Given Sunday does not suck. It is a great movie. A cinematic masterpiece. fuck you if you think otherwise.

St Elmos Fire. I wanted all of them to die in a sniper attack. Why does every want Ally Sheedy in that movie? Why don't they all kill Judd Nelson? Why wasn't Emilio Estevez arrested for his threatening behavior (in the movie and real life). Why didn't everybody bang Demi Moore?
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I liked Crank.

I think every movie sequel should be subtitled Electric Boogaloo.

Oh God; HUGE pile of shit, that movie. I'd forgotten all about it. I'm neg-repping you for making me remember.
j/k:D

ROFL I agree; let's DO this thing!

Poor Turbo is probably on food stamps these days and could use the income!

I agree you can only breakdance on the streets for a living for so long before the body starts to deteriorate.

Hell yes!

I don't get the people who hated it. HOW could one hate that movie? It was bad-fucking-ass! :D

I saw Air Bud 2 last night.

****in LOOOOVE that movie.

Bizarre and Zombi 4

...worst movies PERIOD

Mortal Kombat was an awful movie.

When I think of the worst movies ever, I exclude those that are so bad that they're entertaining, and would include those that are bad in a way that they're uncomfortable to watch and make you embarrassed for the people who made them. My list off the top of my head would be (in no particular order):

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Ice Pirates
Kika
Starship Troopers
That Woody Allen movie with Scarlet Johansen where Woody Allen's acting and writing was embarrassingly bad.

No sweat.:thumb:
I just thought the last (what seemed like) half of the movie dragged on etc.

I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Lowe was saying in that heavy speech about whatever the hell St Elmos Fire was. Such deep meaning you know can be learned from the angst of 22 year old Georgetown graduates. And has Andie McDowell been in one decent movie??
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Fresh Horses. Rich Andrew McCarthy is in love with the georgeous (?) Poor, ****ed up, living in a shack by a train track, Molly Ringwald. I always thought the title was a description of Ringwald.
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The Bodyguard. Kevin Coster and Whitney Houston??? Oooooooooooh the chemistry just jumped off the screen!!!
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(Going way back...)

Most overrated... "Out of Africa"

Holy hell, what a snooze-fest that was.

'nuff said.

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That was absolutely one of the dumbest ****ing movie speeches to ever waste celluloid.
That movie was so ****ing bad, all I remember is Lowe pretending to play saxophone and Moore's character doing coke.

The movie of him banging Rob Lowe's mom was okay.

Starship Troopers had boobies so that makes up for teh suck.

Hot Dog: The Movie. Only one decent line. "What the Fruck is "Chinese downhill?". The rest was a big steaming pile of dogshit.
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Groundhog Day?

Really?

Stallone could have a whole thread devoted to just his bad movies....Over the Top anyone?


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Ok. That's one.
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You done ****ed up now. "It's like a switch."

This one on the other hand.

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Sex, Lies and Video Tape? Probably a stretch for the planet brotherhood.

To be fair, she has to care for her fat loud talkative lesbian reerun sister.

I've thought a lot about this and my selection is .... wait for it .... wait for it .... "Johnny Guitar". Ta daaa.

It's so bad, it's great.

FAX

I'm adding another one to the list:

Southland Tales

Starring: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Sean Thomas Michael Steven Lester Theodore Scott, Justin Timberlake, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chris "Man I wish I could make just one more Highlander movie" Lambert, a plethora of other horrible B rate actors, and a host of the worst of the worst from Saturday Night Live from the past 15 years.

Premise: In post-nuclear holocaust Texas 2008, society deals with the GWB administrations failures in Iraq and Syria, an evil corporate international power possessing fascist Orwellian level control, and a national underground Marxist movement led by the most unbelievably stupid characters that one could imagine while Boxer Santanananaosomething lives a life of surreal, transcendental moments due to his being force through a rift in the time-space continuum along with fellow protagonist Dude Where's My Car. Features Justin Timberlake as a pyschotic super actor turned PTSS army veteran sniper who has a great chorus line song and dance number where he drinks beer and pours it over his head.

Exploding zeppelins, suicide, martyrdom, implied FFM poorly executed tango dance offs and the revelation of mankinds new messiah cap this stunner off.

Whoever wrote this, directed this and produced this steaming pile of gopher shit should be wrapped in chicken wire and cinder blocks and dumped over the side of a boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Gotta go old school with The fish that saved Pittsburgh FTW.

What?! With Set Shot? No wai!

Don't forget "Hamburger: The Movie"! LMAO

Honorable mentions:

Up The Creek.

Losin' It.
Tom Cruise, Shelly Long, and Jackie Earl Haley. You would think something watchable would come from this. You would be thinking incorrectly. I think this was Haley's last movie before going underground, and if you watch it you'll see why.

One guy, same guy responsible for Donnie Darko.

Blame it on Rio. Michael Caine has sex with Joseph Bologna's FIFTEEN year old daughter and they have an affair. Nice. But even beyond that hideous plot the directing, the music, the everything about this movie makes one wince the whole way through.
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Could probably add Surrogates to this list...

"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."
effing terrible

I hate nicolas cage. he can't act at all.. so i turn on hbo and "the wicker man" remake he did is on, and i watch the whole thing.. and of course it was terrible.. but, i will give the movie this. there was a span where i couldn't stop laughing.. Cage beat the crap out of a bunch of ladies mercilessly. it was unexpected and great.

Nicholas Cage won a lifetime pass from me when I saw Raising Arizona. So I can't say anything bad about Nicholas Cage.

Was it Cage or was it the Coen Bros. getting the most out of this overrated nepotistic actor? For me, based on his body of work, I think that the accolades need to go to the directors versus the actor.

The Master of Disguise starring Dana Carvey has to be up there.


Another one of my g/f fabulous movie selections.

Is it no wonder people don't go to theaters much anymore?


More crap:

Either "Mannequin" movie. There was a shit-ton of throw away movies in the 80's.

Twister. Good God that sucked.

What was that awful Andrew McCarthy movie when he gets drunk and gets married to the hottie and they go to some island resort and Helen Hunt steals his heart. AWFUL
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Blue Brothers 2000. Dear Lord what a letdown.
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First, I would never knowingly watch ANY movie that paired those two up; they both suck so ****ing bad, they should have their SAC Cards burned.

And Helen Hunt? **** Helen Hunt. Just looking at her makes something in my soul rage with fury. I ****ing HATE Paul Riser, I HATED that stupid ****ing show of theirs, and when they ended up divorced in the finale and Janine Garofalo was their baby "grown up"; I all but did a jig of pure evil happiness in my living room.

**** John Goodman and **** that movie.

the fifteen year old in question was Demi Moore

K I "liked" it but I love Kevin Smith
should be seen under the influence

and Rosario Dawson is hot


I think she out hotted Jessica Alba in Sin City

hope sin city 2 has them in a cat fight

I'll be in my bunk

I see your Fish who saved Pittsburgh...


and raise you Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts club band. George Burns sings!


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I'm late to the thread but...

- Children of the Living Dead
- The Haunting
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Super Mario Bros.
- Mortal Kombat: Anihilation (sp?)

There's a lot more, just what I thought of right now.
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Bowfinger

Eddie Murphy and Steve Marten.


God that sucked.

Not to hijack the thread, but one of the BEST movies ever just started (cst) on the History channel.

Tombstone, it simply never gets old...like 'Rocky' 1-3 & many others, i enjoy the ride every time.

No it wasn't. Demi Moore played Caines annoyed daughter.
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"The Jazz Singer" starring...this still boggles the mind...Neil Diamond and Luci Arnez. "Love on the rocks". "Coming to America". Awful. Laurence Olivier was so bad as his father "I have....no son" that one critic called him Larry during his review.
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****in' A.

I thought there was some other hot 80's chick that the Michael Cain character hooked up with?

You expected it to be something decent?

The Player.

That's two.

Also in Short Cuts.

Who was, in all actuality, 42 at the time of filming.

I did. Something at least at the level of Caddyshack 2. I mean, how can you go wrong with Jackie Mason as your protagonist?

the core
the happening
the ruins
amityville 4
transporter 2

"Wanted"

I watched this abortion a couple of days ago and when it was over I wanted the 1.5 hrs back that I lost. I mean, come on... dude rigged the rats to explode?! ROFL I think the writer's got high and watched way too many Robot Chicken episodes before writing the script.

Demi Moore played Michael Caine's daughter. Michelle Johnson played Caine's love interest in that movie.

ROFL i forgot about that one

Lady in the Water has to be up there. HORRIBLE movie

It's based off a comic book

Sgt. Pepper isn't a bad movie, at least by the standards that I use. It's bizarre, but it's an interesting kind of bizarre. It's a great historical glimpse of the height of disco, as narrated by the guy who narrated The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It's worth watching if you value eccentricity.

"One Crazy Summer" with John Cusack, Demi Moore, Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong. Sweet Moses!!!!!
Awful movie
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Dude Where's My Car was a ****ing horrible movie. They were hoping to ride the American Pie Stifler wave that ran across America. Stifler was the new "funny man"