Why solicit an opinion from Hootie when you can lobotomize a roach and get the same neural output?

It was in an old thread that was recently dragged up from the depths of hell. Don't believe me? Go look for it yourself, then pick up your dogs shit. You're a disgrace to property owners everywhere.

**** off, Dickhead:

Blah blah blah...

For every Carson Palmer (who really, REALLY, is nothing more than average...)

You'll always be the guy who took Gholston #1 overall over Matt Ryan or Jake Long for the Dolphins (who were already strong at LB)...and took Sanchez #3 for the Chiefs (when they had already traded and invested a lot of money into Cassel)...

The genius that is Hamas Jenkins wanted to invest $60M into QB's!

LMAO

This dude is such a fraud...he has a great grasp of the english dictionary and a very vast vocabulary...it does a decent job of masking all of his other flaws.

If there was a thread started in the near future from a Hamas family member about Hamas off'ing himself...I would not be surprised one bit. The dude just reeks of depression.

Hootie is still going to back his Thigpen is better than Palmer statement he made.

Just for shits and giggles, suppose that there is a Dorsey trade. He's playing much better this season relative to last season, and has pretty decent value for teams running a 4-3 I would think. If a team gives up a #2 and, say, a #4 for Dorsey (and for a team like the Lions, who need help at DT, that's a pretty good deal) and the Chiefs bite on it, there would be a substantially increased possibility that the Chiefs would be looking at either Ndamukong Suh or Gerald McCoy at that point.

Just throwing out some hypotheticals...

Hootie tries so, so hard to troll and just sucks at it. He gets calm dismissal these days at best.

Why is it that every ****ing time you're cornered, you talk about your cock?

JFC, you REALLY need to see a doctor, Asswipe.

If Carson Palmer is average, what does that make Matt Cassel?

So his online life now matches his dating life?

see...Hamas and Mecca "quit the board" not too long ago because the vast majority of this board was sick of their bullshit.

If they don't have 85% of the board sucking them off, they take their ball and go home. EVERYONE on this site was so tired of their constant negative bullshit...they took their ball and ran home...they sent going away messages to all of their friends saying they couldn't take it...

Mecca lasted a week before he realized he had no friends and totally leaned on this board for the closest thing that resembles human interaction for him...he's a more pathetic version of GoChiefs...

Did anyone really miss hamas jenkins for any of his football takes?

I think Dane and OTWP were doing A-ok with out you, hamas...if we need to know anything about the chiefs and want your opinion...can't we just ask one of those guys and can't you just go crawl back into your depressing little hole?

If you're going to quit the board...be men and quit the board...don't come back in a month and pretend it never happened.

Ahhh, no gay takes from me eh? I swear you said I called you gay a minimum of a dozen times.

I only called you a liar because you are one. I know that sucks for you that it's out there, but the truth often sucks.

Well...we'll see if Palmer can keep it up. His 77 QB rating isn't keeping them in these games...the defense and the running game has...he won't keep putting together miracle 4th down saving drives at the end of every game.

Cincy is a fluke team right now. I bet they finish 8-8.

LOL...yes I wasn't asked to come back...

And there wasn't a huge thread about me and how I was missed either.

Oh Jesus - You're so full of shit it's not even funny.

Do I really need to search for that? Are you denying it? After all the shit you've flung in my direction?

You're a ****ing worthless loser.

Get off this message board and go make something of your life.

None of these people have watched a Bengals game yet...they get to see his drives on sportscenter at the end of games...usually aided by a penalty or two...don't get me wrong...he has made four or five GREAT, CLUTCH plays...but do those really erase his horrible play in the middle of every single game?

It'll only be a matter of time before that team is exploited...if it wasn't for Benson keeping the defenses honest, Palmer would get sacked a shit ton more than he has...the dude has a 77 QB rating and has been nothing more than a so-so QB this year.

The Bengals will finish no better than 8-8...

Hey leach...Hamas can stick up for himself...and if he couldn't, ROR already has his back...he doesn't need you cupping his balls while ROR sucks away...ROR does both.

You do realize that I'm basically the same age as you and I've already accomplished more than you ever will in your entire miserable ****ing life, right?

Your goal in life is to be a ****ing waiter in Chicago. Think about who is really going to kill themselves.

I'm married. I teach full time. I'm published. I'm in the process of buying my first house. Now, all of these are self-aggrandizing to post in the forum here, I realize that, but take this into consideration:

You're in your sixth? year of college. You're a waiter, an admitted rapist, an alcoholic, a pill popper, and you repeatedly brag about the fact that your parents have paid your way through school.

If anyone needs to have their head slipped out of the noose for desperation, it's you. That is when you're not calling us "dirty n***ers" and blaming it on someone else at the bar where you take your laptop. That's right, you take your ****ing laptop to a bar....and I'm the one with social issues?

mmmkay.

omg I bet the planet would never go on without you...

You know...fine...

If you need to think that you're a premiere poster on ChiefsPlanet.com...then so be it...Mecca, you are king.

(Might as well give him something...the most overlooked aspect of this website is the fact Mecca is EASILY more pathetic than GoChiefs in terms of living at home/not having sex/not having a job/not having responsibilities...but since he doesn't broadcast it, no one really pays attention...GoChiefs has IMPROVED his life in every aspect since he joined in 2002...wtf has mecca done?! If he needs ChiefsPlanet to make him feel like he has a purpose, he can have it. I won't stand in his way.)

You avoided the question, Hootie.

And what the **** is the deal with you and "lying"?

JFC, in nearly ever 5th post, you accuse someone of lying or dishonesty about their opinion.

You're one damaged mother****er.

So the essence is, yes, you are a confirmed (repeatedly) liar. Thank you. This is too easy.

I would comment on this but I am just a leach.

How dare anyone be negative when discussing the moves of the Great Haoli, when there's just SO MUCH to be positive about???!!!!????11111

"But...but...it's not Carl and Herm"!

Sorry, that window has long since closed. Either get with the times and the reality of this team's situation, or go get AIDS from ****ing an African sheep-monkey.

I could really care less which.

What the **** are you talking about?

Seriously, Dude, you're either ****ing around or seriously delusional.

There has never been ANYONE here in 9 years that has EVER accused me of lying or caught me in a lie.

You have serious, serious mental problems.

Let me address this from bottom to top:

Sunday...one of my best friends bartends all day at a dive bar with Sunday Ticket...I literally provide them all of their business on Sunday by word of mouth to my friends...it's a really nice, redone dive bar with 15 50" LCD TVs and direcTV...and no one goes...and they offer $1 drafts and $2 burgers...literally 15 of my friends and maybe 3 other regulars go every Sunday...and I get free reign to do whatever the **** I want...if that setting doesn't make football fans jealous...then they aren't really football fans.

Yes, my friends and EVEN me consistently call each other "the n word"...we don't really use it in the context of being racist, but sure, I can see how some might think that's totally, 100% racist and immature...I don't give a shit...I only refer to white people as n*gg*rs...and I think it's funny...and I'm not going to apologize for that...I don't really care what you think. Our Jimmy Johns guy delivers to us every time when we're drunk on his bike and we refer to him as bike n***** to his face...and for some reason he finds it hilarious and always brings us free shit...but of course we tip him an unordinate amount of money...but whatever, beside the point...

Admitted rapist? Ha! Talk about taking a funny story totally out of context. I said, tongue in cheek, it felt like 50% of the time I had sex with my girlfriend (at the time) she was passed out drunk...

Pill popper? I, like 50% of the other students I know, take Ritalin occasionally to write a paper...OMG. LMAO.

6th year of college? This might be my 7th...no, not really...I was even more mature when I graduated high school, went to ISU right when I was 19...had a terrible, drunk-fest of a first year and decided to take two years off and move to Chicago and check out the real world for myself before I decided I really needed to go back to school...so this isn't technically my 6th year...

Next. My priorities in life have nothing to do with school right now...I just don't care...I'm glad that you're published, married, full time teacher...whoopdeedoo...sadly...when I waited tables full time in Chicago...I probably made more money than you ROFL

Either way...my only real talent in life is I have exceptional people skills in real life...like, unbelievable. So...we'll see how far those can take me...but when I start worrying about where I am at in life, I'll let you know...

Now...as for you...I'm pretty decent at reading people and formulating an educated guess on some things...you...you throw drinks at girls in bar...you don't clean up after your pet...you "published" a thread on here of the most depressing, weirdest, suicidal free style writing I've ever read...

If you haven't cut yourself at least once I'd be shocked.

I think that there are a number of legitimate "can't miss" type guys, and a few tremendously high boom/bust guys at the top in this draft.

Can't miss:
Berry
Suh
McCoy
Okung
Gresham
Clausen
Best

Boom/Bust:
Mays
Dunlap
Bradford
Tebow
Byrant
Spiller
Bulaga

And there is really good talent deep into even the third round if all the top level underclassmen declare.

i did. i learn from hamas sometimes. he is one of those guys who will admit when they are wrong, it might be a positive rep that says **** YOU and a smile but at least he admits it, dane too. same thing.

mecca and otw never do they just move the goalposts to wherever they need to be for them to be right

If you put Matt Cassel on the Bengals...I think they'd be 4-1.

If you put Matt Cassel on the Jets...I think they'd be 3-2.

I think, right now, this year, Sanchez, Cassel and Palmer are all in the same tier of QB's in the NFL...

Not close to the first tier...not quite in the 2nd tier...but probably just in that 3rd tier...

If I HAD to choose a QB to take that final drive in the 4th quarter right now...sure, I'd take Palmer right now...but we'll see...I would bet money against the Bengals making the playoffs this year.

i disagree about Colt McCoy being a can't miss, same with Clausen.

I could see both busting ..... hard.

Well, then bend over:

http://i25.tinypic.com/2evxjep.jpg

at this point, my actual goal in life is to trip into a boatload of money and be able to sit around all day and play Halo and take advantage of 19 year old girls with low self-esteem...

That would be ideal.

I don't think Mays is boom or bust, at worst he'll be a good player for a long time.

I'm pretty sure Phil knew exactly what he was doing when he started this thread. It was going to be a 1000 post virulent blood bath from the moment he clicked the "Submit Post" button.

why dont some just talk to each other there then?

this is huh wow

key word. thanks

Hamas v. Hootie.

ROUND 3!

There is no such thing as a can't miss.

I will tell you this, no matter how good the DT prospect, they are always a ****ing crapshoot. I could see Best or Clausen being busts, and I would bet a shitload of duckts on McCoy never being more than a bottom tier starter in this league...if that.

Tebow is a Bust/Bust prospect, IMO.

It's all opinion dude, you're projecting the future.

However Mays is much safer than several of his guys on the lock list, like I don't think Colt McCoy has much of a chance of making it.

Hamas...I worked with a badass bartender in Chicago...he worked where I worked 1 night a week...he had a downtown bartending job...he'd clear $600 every night he worked...two nights a week...Friday and Saturday...said he couldn't handle it because he always got way too coked out...but he's working 6PM-4AM two nights a week making $5K a month...

Do you even make HALF of that being a full time teacher?

LMAO

Hey, congratulations that you are an accomplished student/teacher/intellectual...you make 1/2 as much as a coked out party animal who works twice a week getting ****ed up and taking home really hot, really drunk, really ****ed up blonde chicks.

Now...me...I don't do that whole scene...nor will I be a bartender the rest of my life...but the ones who are actually good and people savvy...can easily make 6 figures every year...

since when?

I wonder if Hootie is Phillip Litt from Arrested Development.

I guess I'd have to disagree about Cassel and Palmer

Jahvid Best gets a lot of hype while never producing against the top teams Cal plays, he's fast.

I don't think I'd take him in front of CJ Spiller though.

Palmer has been getting all sorts of pieces on ESPN playing for the ****ing Bengals, yet he's just ok...yea.

First off, it's not visible. The moderators hide it during the season.

Secondly, we all did talk about the draft this past offseason in that forum.

But it's gone for now...

Meh, whatever. He thinks because he took school serious and he is smarter than me he is in a better place in life right now than I am. That's all opinion/bullshit.

I don't know why he was in such a hurry, but clearly, I am not. I have, however, learned countless amounts of life lessons choosing the path I chose rather than hurrying up and graduating to the real world where I hate my life and work 8-5 with two kids and an unhappy wife...I'd rather start all that bullshit when I'm 35...until then I rather have NO WORRIES in life...with the potential to do whatever I want at whatever pace I want.

Right now I'm financially stable, a full time student with a schedule (both work and school) that causes absolutely zero stress...and Sundays totally, 100% off so I can enjoy football all day long...

I'm extremely happy about where I'm at right now. I don't think the vast majority on this board could HONESTLY say that...and really...that's my #1 priority right now.

The other McCoy - Gerald. DT from OU.

Colt is a boom/buster.

So basically, you're a loafer.
Good for youuuuu!

now this is a word i dont know, is that duckets like money? :D

well...who's MVP of that team...Odom or Benson? It's certainly not Palmer. One or two good drives a game, regardless of when they happen, doesn't make you a top tier NFL QB.

Palmer might be the 12th best QB in the NFL...sure, I am impressed he has stayed injury free thus far and has only been sacked 10 or 11 times...(which is low for him)...but you can't tell me that Benson coming out of nowhere and carring the ball 111 times and totally dominating the Ravens on the ground doesn't make him AT LEAST equally, if not more, valuable than Palmer.

If Cassel had a horse like that peeling off 4.5 YPC 25-30 times a game...I think he'd have a lot more time to make plays to receivers that were actually OPEN.

And when he's 45?

Seriously, this isn't the blueprint for long-term contentment. Cool for early 20s. Complete dog ****ing shit for anything beyond that.

dane and hamas have both done it before, like i said it was in a pos rep, never actually publicly.

See here's the funny thing: You keep projecting everything from the lens of a perpetual 17 year old.

Life isn't Cocktail, and not everyone is motivated by money.

Hell, my first year as a GA in Grad School I made 7800 ****ing dollars. For the entire year. But it didn't bother me, I was happy doing what I wanted to do. And you know what? It paid for Grad School that would have cost 20K+ a year.

What you don't mention is that said bartender is probably going to be in and out of rehab for the rest of his life or ****ing dead of an overdose.

Here's a little tip about people who live like that: they're not happy. I know because I've known people like that. Hell, I went to high school with a guy who was a "mixologist". Recently got booted from Survivor. They're pretty much all bullshit artists who are a mile long and an inch deep.

Most people grow out of the frat boy stage. Good luck to you in your continued development.

Alright, buddy...

I could drop out of school today...find a job in Chicago in a week, and be twice as successful as you'd ever be.

Nothing like having contacts...

So I don't want to hear it from you of all people...what are you, the manager at Menards?

hopefully he's a good investor

Isn't he doing the exact same thing that people say makes Roethlisberger a top notch guy?

You do realize that I have 4+ months a year off, right? And I don't work any weekends, holidays, etc?

Happiness is very important. For what its worth, I'm glad that you have such peace and contentment in your life.

Even though I find you completely reprehensible. Pretty much the archetypal worst kind of young person. Well, you actually make sense when talking baseball. But apart from that I hate you.

You play way too much fantasy football dude. I bet in the early 90's you would be bitching about Aikman as well.

I'm a realist. I have goals. We'll see, I'll let you know when I start doubting myself.

Bullshit.

I've admitted countless times when I was wrong. Namely about Matt Ryan. I even once said I was "spectacularly wrong" about it. I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong, so...









**** YOU SAUTO!!

NEG REP

Yeah. But we both know the answer to that one.

What can never be taken away, the best investment, are the degrees, yes plural, that should be hanging from your wall.

And here's the crazy thing--the piece of paper doesn't mean shit. Unfortunately, far too few actually realize this during the process.

i'm just saying that nothing is absolute and many times you speak in absolutes.



oh and here's a funny stat: People always say how the steelers miss polomaulu (SP.) in his career the team has ACTUALLY GIVEN UP LESS YARDS AND POINTS IN GAMES HE'S MISSED THAN IN GAMES HE'S PLAYED, why?

how can we compare Palmer and Cassel? It's unfair...Palmer has much better weapons and a running game that is the exact opposite from ours. We try to pound the rock like the Bengals...but all it does is put Cassel in impossible 3rd and 11 situations all game long...

And without him they can't make any big plays...which one do you choose?

damn hamas i just have never seen you do it on a disagreement with ME. thats all i can speak to. oh and i was trying to help you out
oh and you must have forgetten to actually neg rep me there :D

He's like Sean Bateman without money.

muh bad ROFL

Mechanically, who is more sound? Who is more accurate with the football?

I think it's total bullshit. I am the worst kind of student...I hate it. I ****ING loathe it.

I am not going to be a doctor or a lawyer...

Anything I end up doing I could do, RIGHT NOW, with training...plain and simple.

I already know what I want to do...so might as well suck it up and get that degree and move on...but I do hate the fact that I have to go through all of these bullshit hoops that MEAN NOTHING TO ME in order to be able to do something I already know I can do.

That's because anyone who disagrees with you is right by a condition of disagreeing with you, YOU DUMB ****!!

You know the answer to this question.

the team gives up LESS YARDS and POINTS without him. what about that do you not understand?

you are wrong here man.

I'll take "small sample size" for $600.

he HAS missed some games in his career, still point remains the same, oh yeah they arent a losing team without him either IIRC they have a .750 win % without

FWIW, I understand the plight of people like you who feel like they must have a degree in order to compete due to educational inflation. I wish it weren't the case, because having you ****s in my classroom is a waste of my mother****ing time.


*no offense*

I can throw a baseball 80 MPH. That might be my #1 talent...my friend Steve and I would stand 60 feet apart and whip the baseball at one another as hard as we could this summer...and I tell you what...it's INSANE that people can actually throw that thing 20 MPH faster than us...we were ****ing around before a softball game with the baseball this summer...and no one could come close to touching our fastballs...I've stood in on some 88-92 MPH fastballs in high school/legion/EI leagues...and god damn, I can't even fathom how anyone hits a 100 MPH fastball...