I generally give them a pass because missing items have happened to me enough that I don't even use the damn drive thru anymore.

America **** yeah!!!!!

Lol, I do that. But thats mostly because I lost a couple sets of them.

Fatty

Some shit on the internet that drives me nuts.

The whole you're/your thing like Bearcat is talking about.

"LOOSER"... JFC people if you're going to go out of your way to call someone a LOSER at least get it right!?

"Oh I remember that game that we ONE". How someone can watch enough sports and be a big enough fan that they are posting on message boards but not know the word "won"?

Life stuff.

My damn mailman walking across my yard all over my drip system even though I have told him several times not to.

People who think its clever to try to slide in line in front of me and all the other people who got there an hour earlier for a public event etc etc. Although, calling these people out and making them look like jackasses is a favorite thing of mine so perhaps it's a wash.

People who take their dogs around and have them shit all over everyone elses yards, but don't bring bags to pick it up.

I don't EVER run around telling all the religious people I know that their church is full of shit and that I don't believe in it, or that I want them to stop going. If anything I'd say it was the opposite, I am respectful that it is their belief, and I leave them alone wih it. Why do they all (not all of course, but most) think it's ok to just walk up and start up all the shit about how I need to think about the benefits of church, and the lord is my savior and I just don't know it yet and I should be rethinking my priorities and blah blah blah..... I don't go ON PURPOSE, so leave me the **** alone!

Drivers who are jockeying for position speeding up so you can't get in and riding peoples asses with this aggravated look on their faces while they are driving in the SLOW LANE! Hey ****o, this lane is for trucks, people getting on and off the freeway, and perhaps vehicles that lack the horsepower to get up to full freeway speed. Why this is so complicated for some people to comprehend is jaw dropping.

Public restrooms that don't have the trash can next to the door. I use paper towels to open the door so if there isn't a trashcan nearby I have to channel my inner Michael Jordan and try to shoot the towel into wherever the trash can is. If I miss, that's the fault of the place I'm in for making such dumb arrangements in their restroom.
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At least now you're guaranteed sex if you two are the last on earth.
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people wearing beats headphones in public annoy me for some reason. I saw this yesterday when a kid was with his mom or older sister. I realize you waay overpaid for those shitty headphones but you are in public and can take a few min to leave them in the car and talk to your traveling companion. Everyone in the dollar store knows how gangster you are now. It is blatantly obvious because you are so ice cold you have to wear your headphones all through the dollar store. LMAO

Being an irrational germaphobe doesn't justify littering. Don't be a douche.

I actually agree with this. Have any of you taken note of how many people don't wash their hands after a shit or piss? It's a higher amount than I wish was true.

I'm generous with opening doors or holding doors for people. But when I see a person shoot trait out of the stall and run for the door as I'm also walking out, I make sure to let the door shut on them. I'm not holding doors open for Mr. Shit hands just because he's a lazy uncaring ****.

I really grinds my gears when I hold the door open for a woman, just being polite and holding the door, and she walks on through without a thank you or anything. Can almost feel her attitude.

I'm not trying **** you, you bitch.

So today it happened again. I stalled and waited for her to exit. I went through first, held the door until she got there and then let go. She called me an asshole as I was walking away

If that's what you want to call it then I'll be a douche. I just know a surprisingly large number of people don't wash their hands when they get done pissing or shitting and if I can help it, I don't want to touch the same surfaces they're touching.
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I am not a complete germaphobe but ditto that.

I always use a paper towel to open a bathroom door on the way out, or if there are no towels, the side of my shirt.
Just one of those things.

So I've got that going for me.

I actually agree with your basic premise. I never touch bathroom doors without a paper towel; but I will contort my body in any way to make sure the balled up towel lands where it should because I'm generally pretty neat and try to be considerate of service workers.

To Fish's point, you have to realize that you're really not saving yourself from a damn thing. Those people that don't wash their hands (which is probably as high as 50% or more) are going right out into that public place you're at and touching the menus, table tops, counter tops, door handles, etc. that hardly get washed.

You got a problem?

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Don't arm bar me bro ROFL

Also, being fat and lazy should not qualify you for a motorized shopping cart

When our president lets illegals in by the dozen.

People that park their shit in front of my house for days. My neighbor had some people over for the 4th and some truck has been parked in front of my house since Friday, hasn't moved. I hate that shit.

Project managers that constantly agree to unrealistic schedules and expect others to pick up the slack for their stupid decisions. The problem becomes compounded because the scheduling affects other projects which affects product quality.

I don't do drive thrus. I will park and go in and get it to go.

People who find things on the golf course and don't turn them in at the pro shop. If your not going to turn it in then just leave it alone because there's a good chance the person who lost their stuff will probably come back and look for it.

And on another note have you ever licked a girls asshole that was gravelly?

I almost always have special requests (dietary), and I'm checking my food. It takes about 20 seconds, tops.


THEY **** YOU AT THE DRIVE-THRU!!


That completely ruins the point of going through the drive-thru to begin with. And I'm not going to go back around and wait in line again. So chill.

Well, that was a pretty assholish thing to do. I prefer the passive aggressive approach in those situations (drives me batty, too, when you hold the door and not even a nod): when that happens and they walk through, I usually say something like, "No, thank YOU for the privilege of holding the door for you." Effectively gets the point across that they were in the wrong.

What you did makes you look like an asshole for no reason, because you can almost guarantee she didn't remember you holding the door for her the first time, and she likely had no reason to believe she'd done anything wrong.

Sample guy at the deli meat counter. I'm as intrigued by the sliced buffalo chicken as anyone, but if there's a group of people hovering around you waiting, just pick out your shit and move along.

The upside is that Billay might do you a solid and lick your graveled ass clean.

The guy who's swerving all over the road going about 55 because he's texting/talking on his cell phone and the second he see's you trying to pass he's got to floor it and cut you off because if you get passed on the interstate it means your penis is small and you're less of a man....or something...

In all honesty I don't believe he'd get it completely clean.

He's miss a spot or stop to see how Chiefsplanet felt the act might impact his (vast, VAST) employment opportunities...

I'm with you bud.

**** you very much Buehler445, have a wonderful day.

People walk on the other side of the sidewalk in Europe. She is probably a Irish person

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Hotel jeans? Are those jeans made just for wearing in hotels? Or are they made by the hotel and offered like a bath robe? Is there no room for testicles in the jeans? Or no ballroom for dancing in the hotel wearing your new jeans? I'm not sure what to think.

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I half hope you are trying [and failing] at humor.

It's 50/50 [and not hindsight]. ;)

Sunday drivers

Non English speaking customer service people

dead batteries in the tv remote at a hotel room.
looks like i need an allen wrench to open the ****in thing up.
at least the one in the bedroom works.
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Getting asked a bunch of questions in the morning before your shift even starts. I have a guy who does this and he bugs the **** out of me. I literally told him one day "it's not 6:30 yet let me get my shit together". He still doesn't get it.

I was on an airplane watching people eating peanuts, and two guys on aisles ahead of me were holding the tiny peanut bag up over their heads and pouring peanuts into their mouths. This enrages me. Reach in and pull the peanuts out, people. It's simple. Don't throw back the peanut bag like it's a shot glass.

The only thing worse is when people hold the peanuts in the palm of their hand and jiggle them around and then hold their hand up and toss them into their mouth.

I have no idea why this bothers me, but I cannot abide by it.

I do this with hot cheetos ROFL (the first part of your gripe)

STOP IT!

They're so tiny at the bottom though, it's very convenient.

There's a douche like that where I work who never shuts up, but it's much more annoying at 7 in the morning to hear him running his mouth non-stop and literally saying nothing while I'm just trying to drink my coffee and chill.

I'll give you the bottom of the bag. I have no issue with the last remnants being poured. It's watching the whole bag being eaten that way that bothers me. They hold it up and their mouths are open like baby birds and they're trying to shake out just the right amount of peanuts, not too many and not too few, and it's more or less impossible to do.

I see what you're saying, I consider that to be trashy. My stepfather does the "shake them" first then eat them move. It is rather annoying.

Have we discussed Asian woman drivers yet?

Sorry Tim Bone, but this includes your wife I bet.

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I work in a 7 story tower, and have a supervisor that starts hitting you with every note and task he has for you as soon as your foot hits that final step. It annoys the absolute shit out of me.

I'm like, dude, I just walked seven flights of stairs, let me at least catch my breath before you get started.

These should be in the irrational hate thread.

This confirms it, you're crazy.

Watch someone doing it for a few minutes and suddenly it'll all make sense. It's a behavior that should be illegal, perhaps even a felony.

I've been places like that. I'd get there super early to get going. And I know that is assenine, but that drives me crazy.

Yeah, it's ****ing annoying man, especially on a Monday morning. We have operators that work weekends and if something is ****ed up on my lease he tends to come straight to me and not the weekend operator. I'm like "did you even ask the operator who worked this weekend?". Ugh **** I get mad just thinking about it and tomorrow is Monday.

For a while I got real passive-aggressive about it. I'd hang out in the kitchen on the sixth floor until the exact minute I was supposed to come in and relieve him, so that he'd be there a few extra minutes past his shift explaining everything to me.

That wasn't fair to him, though, so I stopped doing that. Now I'm just honest with him about it, and tell him to slow down or at least say good afternoon/morning first. He's getting better about it, but I still have to give him the look sometimes.

Not trying to poke here but do you struggle with any OCD issues ? Emotionally in your heart do you struggle with letting others be without judging them in general besides incorrect peanut eating by others ? That was funny when I wrote that so please don't take it personal. Just saying. Are you very anal in general. No jokes here other CPers !!!

Best remedy right here. Just be open and honest all the time and he will continue to back down.

People who reply to your email calling you a different name. Example: Your name is Jake and people email you back with Josh, Jason, Jay, etc.

The name is literally in the email thread showing you the correct name every email. Drives me crazy.

You did get swept away by a flash flood uh?:D

It's not me, it's the peanut-tossing people. They're the ones with the problem.

Call them out honestly and tell them how annoying and callous they come off when they can't even get your first name correct after many weeks/months/years you have been corresponding. Do it with humor is the best way.

Yep, of course it is !:rolleyes:ROFL

You have issues:D

Hey Rain, picture this right now, I have a bag of peanuts in one hand holding it over my mouth as I type with the other salty hand that I just previously shook with a handful of peanuts.

I'm the same way, but I'm more blunt. I guess I could be a little more professional, but being an employee of the oilfields it's a common characteristic.

Don't ever be passive aggressive because in essence what passive aggressive is, is being a cowardly back stabber. Being to afraid to be upfront and honest and yet being angry enough to take it out on them when really who you are angry with more is yourself for not standing up for yourself.

Good for you. And how you are blunt is critical as well.

I got a great review last week, so I'm back to my bitchy ways.

I completely agree with RamJC on this.

I'm doing that, but I'm also picturing you as Charlotte McKinney, and it's helping.

Thankfully they are still building houses near me. I love to fily up those large trash dumpsters.

ROFL

They were still building when I moved in as well. I filled an entire dumpster up with new shit I purchased for the house. It was nice.

Black guys playing the Phantom.

Completely ruins my immersion.

And no, it's not racist. There were precious few black dudes running around Paris in 1881, and probably none that could write and sing opera music.

And I don't want a white dude playing Lando Calrissian, either.

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ROFL

To further my point: the closer you can get to Michael Crawford, the original Phantom, the better.

So when you put a guy who sounds like Darth Vader out there, you completely ****ing ruin the play for me.

As soon as I heard that guy sing tonight the whole thing was ****ed up for me.

This is the Phantom:

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This is NOT

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Also, Christ, Sarah Brightman is ugly.

I bet she gives bomb dome homie

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I'm a pretty impatient person anyways....but it drives me nuts when a cashier can't complete my transaction because they are trying to multitask, or they've been asked a question by a coworker, and they decide to interrupt my transaction to answer the coworkers question. This seems to happen a lot lately for some reason.


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JFC this is Crawford years after his prime.

Just cast English guys as The Phantom and be done with it. You have to sound british to be the Phantom. PERIOD.

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Guys who show up at my house to ask me law enforcement questions. Nerve-racking as shit.

I'm going to buy a "My Pillow", then take it to Wisconsin and smother Mike Lindell to death with it while he sleeps

Get that Shane Company guy first.

"Now you have a friend in the diamond business. Shane Company."

LMAO