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stonedstooge 01-22-2013 06:04 PM

Games on

stonedstooge 01-22-2013 06:22 PM

Tigers starts out shitty again

petegz28 01-22-2013 06:22 PM

This team really is bad

-King- 01-22-2013 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541 (Post 9339903)
Anybody got the "haters gonna hate" gif with Frank Haith whistling and while walking?

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/r...8/Haithers.gif

Ceej 01-22-2013 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9342434)

ROFL ROFL

Sorry Tigers fans.

That's hilarious.

-King- 01-22-2013 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 9342432)
This team really is bad

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/19614_o.gif

DeezNutz 01-22-2013 06:25 PM

This is a very poorly coached team, and we have to hope like hell that Haith is hit with show cause so that we can rid ourselves of him as quickly as possible.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:28 PM

Anyone still want to crow about how good of an offensive team this is?

Jabari Starks takes the floor.

stonedstooge 01-22-2013 06:32 PM

Frank's quiet so far tonight.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9342440)
This is a very poorly coached team, and we have to hope like hell that Haith is hit with show cause so that we can rid ourselves of him as quickly as possible.

Sadly, this.

What will most likely happen: the NCAA will drag their feet on the investigation, putting a de facto pox on us anyway. We'll lose all our recruits from this year, then Haith will get nailed in enough time to **** us on next year's recruits as well.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:37 PM

Phil Pressey has all the control of a Pinto with cut brakes on black ice.

KCUnited 01-22-2013 06:38 PM

This game is like watching a Golden Girls daisy chain.

DeezNutz 01-22-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342462)
Sadly, this.

What will most likely happen: the NCAA will drag their feet on the investigation, putting a de facto pox on us anyway. We'll lose all our recruits from this year, then Haith will get nailed in enough time to **** us on next year's recruits as well.

If Alden would show foresight, he'd get out in front of this and fire Haith as soon as this season inevitably ends in disappointing fashion. There's enough smoke for this to happen with cause.

Because, at this point, we're talking about not knowing anything officially until the summer, with appeals to prolong the situation for additional months.

The timeline is almost as detrimental to Mizzou as the initial stupidity demonstrated in the hire.

stonedstooge 01-22-2013 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342472)
Phil Pressey has all the control of a Pinto with cut brakes on black ice.

On a steep hill

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9342476)
If Alden would show foresight, he'd get out in front of this and fire Haith as soon as this season inevitably ends in disappointing fashion. There's enough smoke for this to happen with cause.

Because, at this point, we're talking about not knowing anything officially until the summer, with appeals to prolong the situation for additional months.

The timeline is almost as detrimental to Mizzou as the initial stupidity demonstrated in the hire.

He should, but it won't happen because he'd be signing his own death warrant by firing him.

If any silver lining can be taken from Frank Haith, it may be that he ends up being the thermobaric weapon that destroys a run-down city block in a horrible neighborhood. Will there be some unnecessary collateral damage and loss of life? Of course. But at least the cleansing fire will allow a chance for a rebuild.

tl;dr version of Haith:

http://gifsoup.com/view/19528/denny-green-o.gif

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:43 PM

Although I hear a lot about Jankovic's potential, every time I see him play I wonder why they didn't indict him along with Milosevic.

petegz28 01-22-2013 06:45 PM

God damn these Refs are allowing MU to get ****ign mugged. Not saying MU isn't playing shitty but ****

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:46 PM

Jankovic and Webster-Chan may be the worst players I've ever seen get PT at Missouri.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 06:46 PM

our freshman suck complete stinky slutty ass.

DeezNutz 01-22-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342483)
He should, but it won't happen because he'd be signing his own death warrant by firing him.

200+ million dollar capital project ushered in with DUIs and major scandal from the flagshit (sic) sports.

Alden just needs to start talking about the Patriot Way to make me hate him more.

And if that unathletic white mother****er jacks up another 60'er, I'm going to come unthe****glued.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342488)
Although I hear a lot about Jankovic's potential, every time I see him play I wonder why they didn't indict him along with Milosevic.

It's beyond infuriating or maddening. If he's out there because we lack depth, that's an indictment on Haith, even if it's not a necessarily strong indictment given that it's his second year. I get that he's a freshman, but his game is reeruned even for his age; if he's a project, he shouldn't be out there. He is so hilariously bad at defensive movement and switching, and he has now completely ruined the last two offensive plays by refusing to appropriately judge how to break the zone, instead opting for a quick ill-advised three.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 06:48 PM

i dont know why haith thinks he's got to play them... you shouldn't be making promises for PT to 3 star players...

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Trevo_410 (Post 9342502)
i dont know why haith thinks he's got to play them... you shouldn't be making promises for PT to 3 star players...

Part of that is on suitcase Mike. Otto Porter should be holding down one of those spots. Some is on Dixon for being a sexual psychopath, and the rest is on Haith for recruiting Vakidis from Semi-Pro.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 06:50 PM

And, just as a I say that, Jankovic has two good defensive possessions.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 06:51 PM

And, back to form.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:51 PM

Drive right into four guys in the lane, miss, cause a fast break. Jankovic can't block or alter the shot in transition when we had defensive numbers.

These ****tards couldn't play for Columbia College.

stonedstooge 01-22-2013 06:52 PM

Reminds me of a jr. high basketball game

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:53 PM

Someone ****ing kill that feta-eating mother****er.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342509)
Part of that is on suitcase Mike. Otto Porter should be holding down one of those spots. Some is on Dixon for being a sexual psychopath, and the rest is on Haith for recruiting Vakidis from Semi-Pro.

on a side note i believe we could have had otto as well as bj young and either beal/mcclemore had we had a decent recruiter that year...:banghead:

DeezNutz 01-22-2013 06:53 PM

This will be a bubble team come March.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 06:55 PM

This looks so, so much like Quin Snyder's teams. Physically, mentally, and in-game, the two are nearly indistinguishable.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:55 PM

Not a tournament team. Not even close.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 06:57 PM

Watching this team is like being forced to **** the neck fat of Honey Boo Boo's mother.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 06:58 PM

Is is deliberate or accidental that tOSU has a weird stain of their state at midcourt?

Pepe Silvia 01-22-2013 06:58 PM

Haith needs to go regardless of what happens with the Miami BS. He sucks, its easy to look good with a loaded cupboard. Losing to Norfolk St. exposed him in my eyes.

Spott 01-22-2013 06:59 PM

Well, I thought Haith was a shitty hire the day he got hired, and I still think he's a shitty hire. Never did shit at Miami and hasn't done shit except for a decent regular season and the most embarrassing loss in their history with Anderson's players.

DeezNutz 01-22-2013 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342535)
Watching this team is like being forced to **** the neck fat of Honey Boo Boo's mother.

He's a one who sucks the penis, but I'd be more than happy to trade Haith + Brinks truck for Martin at the half.

stevenidol 01-22-2013 07:00 PM

When your leader is standing on the gallows, your allegiance is to yourself. No reason to run the coaches offense or work hard on defense, especially for the seniors and Pressey who will be gone. The season looked promising at the beginning but I expect a tailspin for the rest. They have the talent to win against the bad teams, but I don't see enough wins at this point to get into the tournament.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:02 PM

This team proves the depth of Phil Jackson's genius. His ability to motivate players and seek out self-motivated players that got the most out of others through force of personality and will outweighs anything that any coach could do from an Xs and Os standpoint.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevenidol (Post 9342549)
When your leader is standing on the gallows, your allegiance is to yourself. No reason to run the coaches offense or work hard on defense, especially for the seniors and Pressey who will be gone. The season looked promising at the beginning but I expect a tailspin for the rest. They have the talent to win against the bad teams, but I don't see enough wins at this point to get into the tournament.

Is Pressey leaving to join his brother in the Liberian league? He sure as **** isn't going into the NBA.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:07 PM

T-minus how many minutes until Zach shows up with a smarmy post alluding to how all the wailing and gnashing of teeth is beneath him?

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:10 PM

just lose the rest of your games so we can do like the chiefs and rebuild from top to bottom... no more "#faithnhaith" coming from me. Just an extremely overrated and overhyped team with what seems to be a lot of talent, but unbelievably poor coaching. It seems as though our players play with absolutely no effort/passion/heart compared to last year. It might be the fact that all these transfers and upperclassmen got their eyes set on the NBA(which sadly looks unrealistic atm) and revert to selfishness. coaching still should be able to calm that and atleast allow them to play like a team... I kind of feel sorry for these transfers as that has ultimately probably knocked there hopes out of the NBA.... Kieon plays like shit and oriakhi(a guy who most likely will play pf in the nba) has failed to prove he can play without bowers...

It's not like the core group of this team has never played together before this season... Kieon, earnest, bowers, flip, jabari were all enrolled last spring semester...

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342575)
T-minus how many minutes until Zach shows up with a smarmy post alluding to how all the wailing and gnashing of teeth is beneath him?

I had sent out reconnaissance to scout for Saul Good's impending arrival, but upon climbing the hill, the scouts found that Zach had already claimed the high ground.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:14 PM

How's Oriakhi doing? I haven't really been observing him. Granted, he's never really been a factor on the offensive end, you'd think that our penetration D around the perimeter would be less prone to awful positioning with a guy like him for the other team to respect underneath.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:14 PM

i thought wickeddouche was saul good's rival...LMAO

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:15 PM

Get off the floor, Martin.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:16 PM

"their first top-ten opposition"? Top ten in the SEC? Don't count your eggs, Dari.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:17 PM

Haith might be the worst coach of any team I've ever rooted for.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:17 PM

:banghead:why is rosburg playing?:cuss:

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:17 PM

I'd MUCH rather have Bell out there than Ross. At least Bell's got fire. When all else fails, ESPECIALLY in college ball, I'd rather have heart out there.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9342593)
How's Oriakhi doing? I haven't really been observing him. Granted, he's never really been a factor on the offensive end, you'd think that our penetration D around the perimeter would be less prone to awful positioning with a guy like him for the other team to respect underneath.

Invisible.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:18 PM

I'll take Hustle for 100, Alex.

Pepe Silvia 01-22-2013 07:19 PM

Season is over. This team is destined for failure.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342604)
Invisible.

I think I've got to post shit about players more often. Pretty much every time I post something like what you did, their ears seem to get hot and they feel the need to finally show up.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:21 PM

phil pressey blows and will never score 35 points with 20 assist in one game....(say that)

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:22 PM

phil pressey blows and will never score 35 points with 20 assist in one game....

And Jankovic will never score 20 tonight.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:23 PM

Jesus Christ, Pressey, just acknowledge that you're not a shooter. Our entire offensive gameplan will thank you.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:23 PM

Horrible defensive possession, followed by a rushed three out of the flow of the offense. Glad we composed ourselves during the break.

Hey, another Oriakhi sighting.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:24 PM

For being a supposed elite point guard, Pressey has the worst wolf awareness of anyone I've ever seen.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:25 PM

Brown has so much goddamn potential.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342629)
For being a supposed elite point guard, Pressey has the worst wolf awareness of anyone I've ever seen.

That's on his teammates, even in a loud arena. Can't really fault him too much.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9342630)
Brown has so much goddamn potential.

Depends on how you define it. He's an explosive athlete with a big body, but he's not a particularly skilled player in any facet of the game.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:26 PM

I guess Haith could tell him to count the defenders, and if n<5, GUARD THE GODDAMN BALL IN FRONT OF YOU

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9342635)
Depends on how you define it. He's an explosive athlete with a big body, but he's not a particularly skilled player in any facet of the game.

I think he's savvy with his explosiveness. His decision making is on par for a guy as green has he is, but I think he'll really excel from the shot fake once his reputation from the 3-line is established

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:30 PM

Where the **** were these assholes the last two weeks.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:34 PM

I really like Haith's enthusiasm. While behavior is by no means indicative of coaching potential, I think it has an important place when you're dealing with kids of that age. Just wish it would show up every game, regardless of the score or opponent

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:34 PM

who farted on the coals?

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:34 PM

So what if it's 4 on Pressey? Give Jank, Bell, or Brown the 1 spot for the game.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:38 PM

And, I want to get this out there before the lollipop guild comes along: The oddsmakers in vegas put Mizzou at -13.5. Those guys are INCREDIBLE at what they do, and they expect that Missouri will win by 13-14 points as a BASELINE. They know Bowers is out, they know about the allegations against Haith, they know that Martin's a very good coach with poor talent. And yet they STILL think we win by 13-14. When Pit beat KC 10-6 last year, do you think their fans though it was "a good win"? There are things to be concerned about, regardless of the outcome.

DeezNutz 01-22-2013 07:40 PM

5 offensive rebounds on one end. Have to like that effort.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:42 PM

NWC has got to get out of his own head. His fear of failure and lack of confidence is self-fulfilling destiny.

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:45 PM

back to the old tigers.... we lose.

Pepe Silvia 01-22-2013 07:47 PM

Can't buy a rebound.

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:49 PM

Oriakhi looks so much like Cutty Wise

stonedstooge 01-22-2013 07:49 PM

Martin's ****ing crazy

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-22-2013 07:54 PM

Conceptually, I understand why Haith would take out a PG with four fouls, but this isn't a vacuum. Webster Chan is the worst scholarship player at any BCS school. Andrew Jones is infinitely better.

He simply cannot play Chan. If Pressey fouls out, just play with four guys.

kepp 01-22-2013 07:55 PM

I'm listening to this on the radio, but I think even I could commentate this game:

"Missouri has the ball. Pass from Pressey to...wait...NBA range 3 pointeeeerrrrrr...MISSED!"

Stanley Nickels 01-22-2013 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kepp (Post 9342766)
I'm listening to this on the radio, but I think even I could commentate this game:

"Missouri has the ball. Pass from Pressey or Jankovic or Ross to...wait...NBA range 3 pointeeeerrrrrr...MISSED!"

FYP

Trevo_410 01-22-2013 07:56 PM

"another offensive rebound by south carolina..."

kepp 01-22-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9342769)
FYP

3 of 24 from 3 point...wow


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