It did thanks sweetheart

Pooping again. This one isn’t going so well :(

Your butthole needs to be loosened a bit that way 2nd poop attacks are a bit easier.

Billay, you have any ideas how Rabbi can do that?

After 4 cups of decaf this morning, 5-6 Bai drinks and then a little food about 20 minutes ago, it was a brown waterfall event.

Prayers sent

I'm taking a Victory Monday poo right now!!

Pros:
I'm in my own bathroom
It smells nice!
I'm on www.chiefsplanet.com writing about it!

Cons:
It's pretty cold.
The exhaust fan sounds like somebody attacked it with a hammer.
I don't prefer pooping at this time. It feels strange.

Today it was like a mini Mt Fuji. A tall brown peak surrounded by water.

Strong poop today.

I can proudly report that after pooping in that box and sending it in the mail, my results came back negative!!

Science is fun!!

Had a ugly poop today. Kinda reminded me of a bald, dead rat. It was a lighter shade of brown than what it should be and had splatters of red in it. I imagine the red was from those Flaming Hot Cool Ranch Doritos. It was a ghastly sight.

Sounds like Detoxing needs to poop in the box and send it to the lab like cabletech94.

Start your day w/a packet of 'high fiber' instant oatmeal. Add boiling water and 1 TBL of chia seed. You've eaten half your daily fiber requirement for breakfast - that's pretty hard to do. This will make your life easier - you're not 'farfrompoopin' anymore.

Thinking about getting a part time job at Kohls strictly for the bathroom benefits.

It’s going to be bad tomorrow after I eat these Jalapeño poppers from Church’s.

Had a tough poop Saturday morning. Tried to give birth to a doorknob followed by explosive diarrhea. Much better since.

I just had one of those poops that feels like you're trying to give birth through your asshole. The relief when that bad boy drops is a special moment though.

:Pinky:rochambeauTinkyWinky:fear::holdman:

I'm not pooping water anymore at least

I’m pooping at a premier level right now.

Well, not “right now” right now, but you know what I mean. Took a few weeks to get my guts balanced out, but now I’m shitting like when I was a teenager.

I'm always pooping very regularly and healthy like. But after the Long John Silvers I had last night the log this morning slid out in a very slick, greasy fashion. Surprisingly not too messy. Would recommend.

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After a few grunts I dropped a solid in the toilet. Clean whipe!

Took another poop and thought my eyes were going pop right out of my eye sockets. That was a hard one to grunt out but it did.

get a epidural next time B4 U go

Just did a huge evacuation in preparation for max comfort during the Chiefs game.

Indian buffet for lunch yesterday = great poop this morning

I've went to a plant-based diet over the last week or so and I can't tell you how much better my stomach/digestive system feels.

No more painful holding it in as I try to make it home in time during rush hour.

I am pooping well rn

I made a big pot of minestrone soup the other day. The poops have been plentiful and odorous.

Been taking Black Seed Oil everyday for a variety of reasons. A teaspoon of that and a cup of coffee and it's an assplosion.

I'm glad this thread is bumped, I'm getting old and having poop issues.

I used to poop like a champ, 2 times a day on average. Then slowly it went to 1, then only a couple times a week and they were not good ones.

So now I'm kind of hooked on sennosides to go, but I've read they are not good for long term usage. I don't want to end up with colon cancer or something. I try to go off them but get totally backed up when I do. I use digestive enzymes as well, no help. I eat nothing but eggs, lean protein and green veggies during the week (at least 5-6 total servings of the veggies) and can't seem to get things on track.

Any advice out there? Also may have something to do with quitting coffee (blood pressure issues) so I suppose I could do decaf if people think that might be the issue.

Please help me poop! Thanks!

1 word, kimchi. If that doesn't get things going, nothing will

Interesting, I've never had it but just did a little research on the health benefits, kind of surprising. I might give it a try. Thanks!

Dont get it at Walmart or any other American grocery. The best kimchi is at oriental markets. Serve it over some rice if you want, but I eat it right out of the jar.

Serving size looks like it's generally a couple tablespoons, what is your recommendation there?

It depends on if you likeit. I love the stuff, so I'll eat a half cup or so at a time maybe once a week. I'm not dealing with constipation, so you may need to eat some every couple days to get the full benefits

Thanks to the food truck at Pearl Harbor a month ago the answer is still no!!!:banghead: Really, pictures and souvenirs were more than enough remembrance of our trip. I didn’t need this too!

This morning I had two days of waste backed up in the truck. Went and did a dump.

It's now a crime scene. :Lin:

I just dropped what may have been the best poop of my life.

But it clogged the toilet. :(

Ever been scared to start one?

I'm starting to think I swallowed a 2 liter bottle.

Do it ASAP before it gets even bigger and harder




That's what she said




But no, seriously, get that out

I'm not sure why, but every time we go out of town, I get the consties. The Mrs and I went for a weekend getaway this past weekend and of course I didn't go for 3 days. We got back Monday evening so I figured by Tuesday morning I'd be blowing it up. Drank my usual 2 cups of coffee yesterday, but nothing happened. Well, this morning all hell broke loose. I think I saw some gum I swallowed in 82. I've gone 4 times sofar and feel like there's more to come. Pray for me brothers and sisters

I might have cried. The splash was so big a shower was needed.

I think lost 8 lbs.

Equate Daily fiber (I use it every 2-3 days) is your friend.

Plz update

Generally the culprit is dehydration, especially if you're blasting the AC on your trip.

I think I've weathered the storm, thanks for asking;:)

Uh Oh! The Dam is blocked and called in Ex-Lax for unblocking.

Only happens 2-3 times a year. Too much bread and cheese.

Sugar-free maple syrup has sorbitol which is what gives prunes their laxative properties. I eat waffles about once a week to keep things moving.

Holy cow the damn has broken and a tsunami has occured!

I'm about to destroy the toilet at work. Wish me luck. :usa:

Had dental work on Monday and haven't had an appetite because my jaw hurts. Normally a morning pooper daily but now I'M WAITING FOR A GOOD POOP!
Damit.

shits have been very thick, dark and toxic lately

pretty sure it's the chili

I think there was a reference a while back about this. It talks about the SPEW of microscopic particles during a flush. Not sure it was in this thread though.

https://whnt.com/news/toilets-spew-i...owered-lasers/

has anyone noticed this shit is impossible to find right now?

i tried to instacart some from CVS and the guy couldn't find it

i never see it at price chopper anymore

went online, all i see is outrageous prices on ebay

is someone cornering the market for cheap magic poop medicine?

The Russians don't want us pooping well

jesus man

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comm...re_to_find_it/

Looks like Amazon does have a few options

no, they ****ing dont

its all pills and shit

apparently this does the same thing though, about to order some god dammit

Ok

Bluebonnet Liquid Magnesium Citrate 420mg Mixed Berry Immune, Heart, Muscle, Nerve & Bone Health, Calm Body & Mind, Stress & Sleep Support, Non-GMO, Vegan, Gluten-Free, White, 16 Fl Oz https://a.co/d/3slMnV0

Bluebonnet Nutrition Liquid Calcium Citrate Magnesium Citrate, Vitamin D3, Bone Health, Gluten Free, Soy free, milk free, kosher, 32 Servings, Lemon Flavor, 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) https://a.co/d/jldeN3V

Magnesium Citrate Supplement, 500mg, High Potency Liquid Drops, Promotes Nerve and Muscle Function, and Relaxation, Non-GMO, 2 fl. oz. https://a.co/d/5tQRETs

Magnesium Citrate Liquid - Magnesium Supplements for Kids - Sugar & Gluten Free Liquid Magnesium with Chamomile and Passion Flower Supplement - Magnesium Calm for Kids & Adults - 30 Servings https://a.co/d/bTVgehy

I am now in poop heaven.

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Work toilets are fair game.

that's a ****ing ripoff LMAO

this does exactly the same thing LMAO

it was a shitty morning

so shitty i'm now washing clothes

thank you

Spending a few days in Helen, Ga with the mrs. I'm hoping I can leave them a nice memento to remember me by

Was returning from a three-day Lake Shasta houseboat trip last week - the menu for the trip was primarily chili and Keystone light.

Stopped at a taco bell to use the bathroom. The bathroom had one stander and one bowl- but the stall walls were missing and there was no lock on the door.

Considering the intake of the previous three days this was a bit of an emergency, so I took a seat. Just as I was preparing mentally for the anal exodus - a guy steps in - clearly notes that there are no stall walls and proceeds to lean against the wall and wait.

No commentary was exchanged - he just stood there, waiting.

So I bore down while staring him in the eye and loosed. It was horrific. He departed immediately.

No, thank YOU!!!!

Just dropped a nice Randy Johnson this morning. Fully solid (but not too hard), completely clean on the second wipe.

Had a friend recently recommend Helen Ga....Said it was a nice place to get away to.

Would you recommend it?

It was a fun getaway. There's not much to the actual town, but there are other things to do in neighboring towns. Make sure you bring a lot of money, because it's a classic tourist trap. I recommend bringing your own water unless you're ok with spending $3.50 a bottle.

Major logjam this morning. Painful delay. Need to figure a way to drop the kids off at the pool. They have fallen asleep in the back seat and won't move. Keep tooting the horn but they are still asleep. May have to blast them with warm water to get them up and out.

Oh I wish I'd known! We could have tripped on acid and went up in the Mountains. ..Oh well, next time.

I'm intrigued by the thought of my 80 year old mom tripping on acid

I love my J toilet

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Massive diarrhea 2nite :(

Were u watching Lamar highlights from the AFC Championship?

I really miss SR. Hope you're good bro.