Hey, stop derailing TimBone's thread, asshole!

She didn't even have a badonkadonk, neither. I feel cheated.

You ****ed a black girl that didn't have a fat ass?

Do you beat off using your feet, too, you ****ing weirdo?

Is there any race/ethnicity of woman that you didn't get a chance to bag before you tied the knot?

Oh, you WERE cheated!!

Jamaican and Australian would be top of my list.

I made out with an Australian chick at a club once, but that's as far as I've gotten.

She was on the way out with her friends and I had just gotten there. She was obviously smashed 'cause I just smiled at her and she practically leapt into my arms and shoved her tongue down my throat.

It was pretty loud so she started typing shit out on my phone. Turned out she was in the Disney college program (which was ****ing amazing, by the way) and was leaving in a few days. She said she didn't have a phone in America but ______ was her name and to find her on Facebook.

I never could find her :(

I think a light skinned asian girl would have been very nice. Like white girl skin tone with the Asian features. Kinda like this:

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Since I've been married, I've noticed a lot of beautiful latinas, but I had fun with many latinas before marraige, so I'm good.

I do miss white girls sometimes, though. I'll admit that.

When Beckinsale was crowned.

You sure do know how to make a guy feel special

Good choice, I suppose. Probably a popular one.

Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the Asian look. I mean, don't get me wrong, a pretty girl is a pretty girl.. But I don't tend to prefer them. I think the "Yum Asian" thread in the Pictures forum is my least visited (aside from the "Male Hotties" thread, of course).

Yeah, the only thing wrong with this thread is Beckinsale winning. Preposterousness.

That Male Hotties thread had some good pics in it, tho.

There are some good ones in there. I posted this gem a couple years ago now.

https://cdn.kinobody.com/wp-content/...s-health01.jpg

Swoon.

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New thread idea: Hottest Male Celebrity

Wow. I'm gay as hell.

Dylan submitted that hot dude from The Hangover for the original contest.

That dude went from ScarJo to Blake Lively. He's living the life.

Just for you my man...

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Nice work on this, timbone. It created drama until the very end and gave us lots of opportunities to consider and judge hotness.

I think we're secure enough in our manhood to judge this contest fairly. I actually think it would be interesting, because I'm not confident in my ability to judge male hotness. I'm always mystified by the male celebrities that my wife likes.

A "most handsome NFL player" contest would be intriguing, too.

I would only suggest that the tournament be fast, though, in the event that potential new members show up and wonder about us.

Thanks, man. And thanks for your help.

I think that's just a thing that among the two sexes. My wife always looks perplexed at the females that I find attractive.

That sucks; my wife and I find the same girls attactive

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Yeah...Bruce Jenner got some fake boobs also.

So your basic criteria for hot is blonde. Noted. Are you a teen?

That's quite the conclusion to jump to based on my comment.

Aside from that chicks tits, there ain't much special about her. Her face actually looks a bit homely in that pic you posted.

Attractive? Yes. Hottest ever? Nope.

And it would seem as though I'm not alone in that that thought. She wasn't even nominated for this contest, nor do I see her mentioned among other lists debating the same topic. Surely if she was the hottest women ever, she would be discussed more in these types of debates.

Told ya...this is a tie.

Huh?
What color is your semen?

For the record, I called the Final matchup way back in mid-February in the 2016 Cardinals thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...18&postcount=6

I've been wondering if Sophia and Salma had traded spaces in the last few rounds; would the outcome been different? I would've voted differently......

I'd like to think that anything would have made the outcome different. Kate Beckinsale, in reality, looks like Edward Scissorhands.

Every picture in the OP seems real to me. Maybe you saw a different version of Edward Scissorhands than me.

So...it's the considered opinion of CP that Kate Beckinsale is the hottest celebrity chick in history.

Yeah...no.

:shrug:

I guess collectively, yes. To me she was just the hottest in the final round.

I think the only way to say that definitively would be to put Kate in a head-to-head against everyone in the competition until or if she loses.

Tim Bone, get started....

How many female celebrities would you say there's been in history? Beckinsale won a tourney where only 100 something women were nominated, and a few of those women should not have been nominated on their best days.

I still think it's hilarious that someone voted as the sexiest woman alive in 2009 is still being questioned.

Sorry, the collective wisdom of CP has spoken.

ROFL

That would actually be a pretty funny contest. I have no idea how it would go, I am horrible at judging the attractiveness of other guys. I'm just really glad that women somehow find us sexy.

Here's your hottest woman CP voters

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...riendship.html

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Now that CPs hottest female celebrity is dating unstable trainwreck Pete Davidson, she automatically loses her title.

She suddenly wants to date 20 year olds and a whack job at that.

She's got dick on the brain. I think her implants have leaked or her weave is too tight.

I saw a woman 10x hotter than Kate at my local guitar center just last weekend.

/Dane

Yeah, sadly. When I saw a picture of them together it really made me sad.

Sounds like we need a new contest.

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Yeah, what in the actual F? Does that guy pack a nine incher with perfect skills to use it or something? Just LOOK at him...JFC dude.

Agreed.


I think everyone from the previous list should be disqualified from the new list so we can get a completely new poll.

Why does the idea that KB is potentially accessible to people other than A-list studs disqualify her?

She's getting the hotness ****ed out of her....... ROFLROFLROFL

Kinda like what Tom Cruise did to Katie Holmes

Maybe she always wanted to be a hot teacher? I have no earthly idea why anyone would fool around with Davidson. She no longer deserves our worthy honor. I second the motion for a new contest.

OP your representing pics of SJ were not good selections, nor fair.

How are these two the finalists and not Emily Ratawhatever?

Pics were selected by the person who nominated the celebrity.

She lost.

Y'all don't get it.

So remember the rumor in college that was always obviously stupid but ever-present? If your roommate dies, you'll get As for the semester either way.

There's clearly a rumor floating around Hollywood at the moment that if you're Davidson's girlfriend when the guy inevitably offs himself, you'll get an Oscar nomination.

I mean c'mon, what better spot to be in than the crying ex-girlfriend when that guy eventually flies off the rails? That's free publicity right there. Shes not in this for the dick - she's essentially selected him 1st overall in her own private celebrity death pool. It's brilliant.

She is no longer hot, she is now officially nuts...........


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This is why you people deserve ugly cheerleaders.

Good for Pete.

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Correct

Hay now.... That's just downright mean

Crazy does not diminish hot.
Hot is primal and elemental.
It is impregnable to reason and sense.

I mean lord, look at her.

She's even HOTTER.

She's got certifiably insane alongside her and all it's done is draw out the ****-me eyes.

She might as well go full-on lip bite in that picture. She's going to destroy that man's brain when they get home.

TimBone could really run an off-season competition. Look at those poll results

Quality bump. Would not recommend

Well I'm thinking she may be back into the hot category. Pretty ****ing impressive for 49 years old.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/UY...179cb6bfc79e46

Monica Belluci is one of the most beautiful women ever. WTF is wrong with you.

A friend of mine said it best when he described her as a "certified **** machine".

She's an A+

I still have no idea how Scarlett made it other than her big boobs. She's as bland as they come.