as usual youre making this way too complicated. I am in the GDT trying to root and cheer on my team (involving hope) and a ****ign
short bus full of reeruns crashes into the GDT and the survivors come running into the thread screaming and yelling and shitting all
over the cheer and hope. My value is gathering with kinsman and cheering/rooting/hoping for our mutually supported team. SO therefore
when a dipshit tries to ruin this, I will tell them to pipe down.

You expect me to say nothing? I tried to get these mad max reeruns , burning and hysterical, to realize that we still had a massive
amount of time left and to not give up... You had your moment to choose a side. You failed to pick the right side... you chose to
be on the side of the reeruns with no hope.


live your choice

There is an ignore feature. Sounds like something that might help brighten your experience.

this is one of the most fun threads I have been a part of in a while


why would I want to miss this?

No, you are the one who expanded it. I did none of the stuff you claim to be targeting, but you included me in the whole mishegas because of your pre-existing resentments and concocted narratives about what I think.

In addition to that, when you attack people for not 'hoping' hard enough with all that invective, you are collaterally attacking people's fundamental nature.

It's clear you can't conceive it, by your mocking just a few posts ago, but there are people who hope plenty, but they don't do it openly and ostentatiously. I'm not going into the weeds on a whole philosophical argument unless you insist on it, but consider the possibility that there exist people who 'hope' for the same things you do, but also have a philosophy that, as hope is largely useless regarding actual results, being showy and ostentatious about how hard you are hoping is just about YOU, not the actual resolution of the matter you are hoping about. And by extension, denouncing people for insufficient ostentatiousness in their hoping as traitors and pussies gathers up more allies for death and destruction than actual enemies.

Superstitions and rites are individual and quirky. Maybe a little less writing apocalyptic narratives and fomenting plans of revenge for people who practice different superstitions and rites than you.

Pawn respects Mahomes' skills so much, he thinks his play on the field can be derailed by bad fans on the internet.

Pawn respects The Chiefs so much, he decided to make the moment they grabbed the #1 seed all about who he personally hates.

This is the most fun on CP Pawn has had in a while.

none of these are true
but i'll add my own:

Baby Lee is an Alexian to such a high degree he has to giddily shit all over the GDT when he thought the chiefs were going to lose...AND
he white knigts all of the other losers and traitors..
I already explained to you several times my intent on making this thread. Not surprised you are SUPER defensive though...since you have
been angry Mahomes for ruining your jerk sessions to the Alex Smith fathead on your wall.

Have a Merry Christmas, Pawn.

Santa's best gift would be to TAKE AWAY your predilection for irrational resentment and lying.

The things YOU accusing me of being inaccurate about, the evidence is your own conduct. YOU are the one who says that those who don't publicly express 'hope' hard enough are traitors. . . You are the one who started this thread and stated it's the most fun you've had in a while.

The things I state you are lying about, you have to apply dishonest allegations of things I've never said or did to even try to justify. You'll not find anything where I expressed giddiness or shit on anything [except YOUR white-hot hatred and resentment] or white knighted anything, except in your own mind.

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This is a fun thread, but I understand why some aren't fans... every single person here has said something wildly inaccurate when the chips are down in some game

To me the GDT is basically a place to either cheer or vent, with little room for anything in between... they're so fast moving that having an actual discussion is pretty much impossible

If I step away for a piss and fresh brewski, I'll come back to six new pages

Thats hardly conducive to legit discussion

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@pawn

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For the record Discord is a ton of fun, and we are averaging about 20 guys a week in it! We also have some live streaming for reactions

**** no.

Absolute ranting, whether positive or negative... is basically all the GDT is good for

Lmao, all the whiney bitches are the only ones that have a problem with this thread. Cuz it makes you look like ****ing reeruns. Babbly furiously beating off to his Alex Smith bed spread, hoping he comes back.

Love it

Averaging 20 guys a week?? Sounds like my dang ex wife!!!!!!!!!!!

Semantics, but there’s a very big difference people who think mahomes was having a bad game (he was) and those who think he sucks. Even bigger issue is those who actually said he’s dead weight. I get overreaction but even in my angriest blackout drunk I can’t even imagine thinking that.

It's like that once-every-50-years Super Bowl victory didn't happen because of Mahomes or something.

Talking about benching, or worse yet, trading the guy is unfathomable. There's negative and then there's just plain ****ing dumb.

I'm not reading back on this thread, and won't open it again as I'm sure the replies will just make me want to talk shit back but I remember lashing out at a few people I wouldn't normally talk that way to. If you were a victim of this I apologise, I was pretty wasted.

Yeah, I said 'Game Over'. At that point, I think the Chiefs had just turned it over on their 3 yard line after the defensive stand. My PTSD from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00's is hard to overcome.

I wasn't calling for Mahomes to be benched or his contract revoked... It just looked really bleak and the offense was struggling at that point. I will work harder to contain my pessimistic tendencies.

I am so disappoint.

She sounds like a real battle axe!

Boy I tell you what!!!!

This thread needs to be brought back to life. Mahomo 4 Life is the biggest queer piece of shit in GDTs.

Pawn please please please stunt on these hoes

i'm sure it was bad today

you were all so sure the big mad miami dol****s offense was going to march down the field on us and score and convert the 2-point conversion with no time left to beat us, weren't you?

WEREN'T YOU?

I don't even have to read the ****ing GDT to know that was being posted by at least three LOSERS

****ING DYNASTY

Point still stands

Are you sure we didn't lose to them still? Their offense is literally unstoppable

These ****ing people man, THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS YOU ****S

Your teams hoists two Lombardis and you have the greatest player in NFL history and your defense is nasty nasty nasty. Didn't score 30, didn't matter

Pat deserves these "patriot" type slog victories. In fact, he's owed about 20 of them

Yep. He deserves a couple 'Ships delivered on a goddamn platter by the defense.

But I want every game to be the Bears game!!

There was ZERO evidence that was going to happen. ZERO. I doubt there were many of those cowards.

Still got quite a few people who don't believe this is a top 5 defense.

ThaVirus may not have said it during the GDT, but you just know he was assuming the Dolphins were going to score every time they had the ball.

I don't think anyone was SURE but the momentum the Dolphins had sure felt like a strong possibility.

The offense was killing us and we had horrible starting field position nealy all 2nd half.

The offense is so Jeckel and Hyde that I don't know what to think. After punting at the end, it was hard to have a lot of confidence. The way the calls were being made in favor of the Dolphins, it sure looked like an overtime was coming.

I don't know what is up with the offense; players, scheme, execution, whatever... I don't know how anyone could have watched the game and felt confident.

I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE the Kansas City Chiefs but, reality is reality. We are down players, left late to go to Germany and we are NOT scoring in the red zone. I do not understand what is going on with our WR's as well as what the hell is going on with the TURNOVERS! Will we make the playoffs, YES! Will we win Sunday morning? NO! THIS SUCKS!!

I stand by what I said. There will be no 3rd bowl the way the offense has played. 2 tds in the last 2 games is not going to cut it.

Not a chance, dipshit!

What happened to Superturtle?

If they continue to play like that, you're likely correct. BUT, they still have half a season to figure it out. With the "D" balling out, they dont have to light up the scoreboard, they just need a go-to WR to emerge.

I agree and have said the same thing before. They get the bye and can refocus and fix the offense. I believe the team is good but we must get more points to go all the way.

My vag has gotten a little irritated in a few games this year, but the fear of Pawn and Pabs has kept me from firing a tampon into the game thread.

Come to the Buffaloes thread and troll a bit ROFL

Sigh. I need to get my shit together. It's going to be a good one tonight.

You can never go wrong blaming the refs

Game threads have gotten pretty bad when the Chiefs aren’t rolling. It’s a lot more enjoyable to watch the game without checking it.

You say a lot of dumb shit, but you stand by it. It isn’t admirable, it just means you’re stubborn and stupid.

Maybe so, but he's not wrong here. He also agreed with the notion in a later post, that the Chiefs dont have to be world beaters on offense with the defense playing so well. All they need is for a WR to step up and be a go - to guy, and they still have time for that.

How the **** do you know? You got a crystal ball there? The Chiefs are struggling offensively and STILL can beat anybody.

This is jsut proof that you really did learn absolutely nothing last year. All the humble pie was fake bullshit.

Hall of Fame thread

he changed his username

This.. I avoided it today in the second half.. Lot of Karens post there..

Yeah I have given up on those threads. It’s the same Chicken Little’s every time the opposing team gets a first down or KC gets a three and out. It’s a shame honestly as this is the greatest era of KC football in our lifetimes, yet some just thrive on being miserable and trying to get their “Told you so” moment.

He is now Sassy Squatch

The people with the most quoted posts in the OP are on my ignore list. Their week-in-week-out negativity isn't something I need my life. Now if the rest of you would quit quoting their stupid takes, that would be great.

or the "it's time for Andy to go" nonsense....

Watching us play is many orders of magnitude more enjoyable for me if I stay away from all the miserable whiners in the game thread. I checked out today in the 2nd quarter. Can't even imagine how bad it was in the 2nd half.

It's me!!!

Man, these name changes are so annoying. I wish we had a rule that when someone changes their handle, they have to have text under it that says previously "previous name" for like 6 months so that everyone could get used to it.

It doesn't help for people who change it (or have it forcibly changed) multiple times, but this does kind of exist if you hover over someone's username.

LMAO Yeah, no reason why that would be relevant.

Right. I know that exists. But like you said, if they change their name several times in short timespan then you can't see who they were for a long time. Like SS was some other nasty name at some point after Superturtle. Perhaps a better solution would be to only allow one name change in a certain time period.

Example: You want to change your name? Ok, done. You now have a new name but now you can either A) change it back at any time or B) you will have to wait 6 months to change it to something else.

LMAO Jesus ****, I know I can be a knee jerk reactionary sack of shit, but now I'm getting blamed for the mod abuse inflicted on me ROFL

That was mod abuse? I didn't know that. ROFL

Forget everything I said. :D

Better? :evil:

Well, I guess I should feel honored. First time I've ever gotten abused by mods. :)

Bob, you assho.......errrr........I mean......thank you sir, may I have another?

We could technically do it ourselves... so like we change Sassy's name 15 times for the LOLs, then change it back to Superturtle for 5 seconds before changing it to Sassy so it fixes the previous name.

Sounds like a lot of work though.

So, that previous name of mine wasn't so bad. I could just tell people that since I play guitar, it's my Wah pedal.




And yes, I know I'm just asking for it. I really should step away from the keyboard.

"Squirty Snatch" ROFL ROFL

I feel like Superturtle was someone else before 2010

Nah. Joined here in 2010 after SBnation/Arrowhead Pride changed their layout and made it significantly worse.

What?

I hooveredROFL

Dropped pass from 8-1 heading into the bye with an offense that is not hitting on all cylinders.

I knew you sucked. :p

The 3peat is inevitable. Enjoy the ride...

Not hitting on all cylinders is a bit of an understatement, yeah? 2 touchdowns offensively in the last 2 contests.

That's more like, neighbors pushing the car in neutral while you desperately try to get the engine to turn over by popping the clutch.

That's where we are.

And the neighbors are getting tired of pushing this piece of shit.

They are? You would think this offense was #32 with no hope of overcoming it. If it's this bad heading into the playoffs then we can start to worry. I have full confidence this HC/QB will fix it.

Who are the neighbors in this analogy?