HOLY SHIT!

"You'll never find me!" - Chiefsaholic's latest tweet

Its every true fans responsibility to aid and abed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I see a world where Wolfie jumps on stage, clotheslines Roger Goodell then reads the Chiefs pick at 31</p>&mdash; Stephen A. Smith and Wesson (@Kevo_Bevo) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kevo_Bevo/status/1640434214456770560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

We need something to follow until the Draft so I hope he stays free for a little while.

I keep waiting to see the post about Chiefsaholics 2023 Run how does it end

with a bunch of poll results

- caught at the draft
- shows up at the Germany game
- Sends tweets from a non extradition country
- gets caught at P&L
- never gets caught
- tracked down by dog the bounty hunter


someone more clever than me needs to start that thread ROFL

this all ends with a scooby-doo style reveal and wolfie is actually jackson mahomes or clark's son

LMAO

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsRHdJIX...pg&name=medium

ROFLROFLROFL

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would assume he's headed to Mexico after having his mom/brother cash out his futures bet. Or at least you would think that would be the move

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The wires are more sensitive than you'd expect. You can even set them off during sex.

Here's a guy who robbed a bank in the same Chief's mask that he wore to games so clearly the hiding spot is probably some place super secret ... I am guessing he's hanging out in the tunnel that connects Lot L to the main Arrowhead Stadium parking lot.

It's amazing how much it's changed. Back in 1986 my dad would take me to games and we'd sit upper deck and there would 15 to 20K people in the stands. He was quickly able to move the season tickets down to section 132 which he had for a decade.

Now you have to rob a bank to go to a game.

Stay out of Jail. Go to preseason games. :evil:

Instead of prison he's being violated by ALF

How can his mom cash his winning bet for them? Doesn't he have to do that himself?

What fascinates me is that he was able to cut his ankle monitor. Aren’t those things designed against something like that?

Don't think they're built to be claw resistant.

His decision making ability may not be the best.

If it gets out that he was a poster here....we get canceled...


This is just a crazy situation.

HOLY SHIT HE IS TRENDING #2 ON GOOGLE SEARCH. ROFL

Did this guy actually post here or no?

I foresee X-Factor and Jackson Mahomes joining him in the future. They ride by horseback throughout Chiefs Kingdom robbing banks and causing mayhem throughout the 2023 offseason.

He went to Belize with Cave a few months ago.

There’s someone here with that username, but it’s not him.

Probably a good hiding spot I'd say.

Fairy Tale land is never a good place to hide.

Oh Belize is real. Now certain stories about certain people visiting there are definitely fairy tales.

Chiefsaholic has avoided more people in his career than Clyde Edwards Helaire.

He's run for more yards in KC than Clyde too.

This thread is fantastic

Belize doesn't exist? Let's start a movement.

Well, I guess we can expect some pictures of him with his thonged ass hanging out of his wolf costume.

This is an underrated post.

fyp

He posted on the Arrowhead South and Arrowhead Kingdom Facebook groups. We deleted all his posts when the bank robbery became known.

Guess it would be interesting if he kinda became a DB Cooper-ish character (obviously his identity is known but if he just stayed on the lam and unheard from ever again). That would be quite the legendary story, of sorts. But.....if he eludes capture until the draft (highly unlikely) there is a 100% chance he gets arrested at Union Station and goes to prison for a very long time.

Which would still be legendary in itself.

Someone needs to get started selling wolf masks for the draft. Put a couple thousand in the crowd and it would be hilarious.

Why? It’s not like he abused children. You really felt it necessary to scrub his existence from your social media groups?

If Netflix really did put up his bond and are making a movie about his story I wouldn't be at all surprised if Netflix also offered him double if he skipped town to make his story that much better.

So, of all actors around 30 years old, who would be the best fit to portray Chiefsaholic?

RUN CHIEFSAHOLIC RUN!

Stay away from the Chiefsahol though, it is ruining your life!

To adequately portray a Chiefs fan, it’s going to have to be someone with the right body type. John Cena or The Rock would both work well.

You mean Johnny Sins.

He could be hiding in the Chargers stadium. A Chiefs fan would know that no one ever goes in there.

He would need an accomplice to help him out, its harder then you think trying to stay out of the radar with his picture seen by thousands of people.

I give him about a month before he gets found you watch and see. Tulsa county PD needs to have a 10 grand reward or something to offer to get someone to be a turncoat on him.

FYP

Smart guy , withdrawing money before all the banks fold.

Not quite the same username. I've been using this same username since the old KC Star message boards. This Chiefsaholic clown is an embarrasment to the fans and the Chiefs organization. Meanwhile... This fan has to get up at 3 AM and actually work for a living

Can't upload twitter links for some reason so here's a screenshot of a tweet from a dude with 280k followers:

https://i.postimg.cc/VN0XPGNQ/Screen...329-151154.png

https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/st...7gUuDhgEA&s=19

Say it isn't so!

OMFG

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FBI in standoff with barricaded suspect in hotel near Broadway Boulevard<a href="https://t.co/7xWR7dh9qM">https://t.co/7xWR7dh9qM</a></p>&mdash; KSHB 41 News (@KSHB41) <a href="https://twitter.com/KSHB41/status/1641063111217086464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

i think its hysterical he fled to a hotel in KC where the FBI undoubtedly tracked his credit card usage to find him LMAO

what a maroon

LMAO

So this idiot really was going to try to attend the draft? If he was going to run he should have been in Mexico by now.

Suspicions arose when a guest made a room service order of a fresh deer carcass.

:hmmm:

Likely story

Netflix special docuseries on Chiefs super fans has to happen

He only fled inside Kansas City? That's disappointing.

Chiefsaholic crashing the stage at the NFL Draft and announcing the Chiefs draft pick was the best case scenario. Chiefsaholic easily getting found in a KC hotel room was the most likely scenario.

https://i.postimg.cc/RCT6y6BT/Screen...329-154855.png

https://twitter.com/JCooperTV/status...els5cn19w&s=19

He'll be in Belize by now.

Wasn't him

**** you coop

Wonder if this is the felon that escaped from Richmond jail yesterday.

"I'm free! Now just gotta hide, but where? Got it..... hotel in KC. Perfect place to hide."

It would’ve been fitting for him to take refuge and get caught at the midtown inn. He probably would’ve checked in as chiefsoholic or whatever tf his actual name is as well

I hear he checked in as Brett Veach

chiefsaholic is too powerful to be caught

What about Baron Corbin? He is actually from Kansas City unlike John "Fruity Pebbles" Cena or The Rock.

Maybe he picked Pete Carroll's brain. Man is walking around like free man

he must stand trial!!!!

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Much like one of the Scream movies.........how sad would it be that your scenario happened (announcing the draft pick in the wolf suit).........then gets shot by FBI Sniper........only to remove the mask and find out it was a copycat Chiefsaholic!!

If we get Tommy Lee Jones as the Marshall hunting him down, we have a movie here!

As the FBI drags off the body of the copycat Chiefsaholic still in full costume from the stage with the crowd doing the tomahawk chant in the background, Clark Hunt leans over to Roger Goodell.

Hunt: So any chance Kansas City can host the NFL Draft again in the fut-
Goodell: No!

Another possible scenario is that he flees to Yellowstone and actually starts living with wolves. For the rest of his days, there would be occasional sightings of him off in a distant pasture, traveling within a pack.

I'm sure he's really psyched about the draft being in KC and will try to sneak in.


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Don’t get me started about the evils of Chiefsahol abuse. Chiefsahol will wreck a man’s life. He should attend a CA meeting at some point.

I wonder if that dude on the left is even still alive.

He sure didn't look like he had another decade in him.