Damn, just a week ago you had two broads wanting to get freaky with you. Now almost eight days later you have nothing. That is a really sad story.

We'll see. The Mexi-Milf still appears to be up for it.

I keep hearing this tired bullshit from you and it makes me want to go all HS football coach on your ass.

Clay needs someone to bang both of them, then tell him which is worth the time.

This thread is sad....


I am starting to wonder if Claythan is sucidial or not?

No. **** God. I'm not quitting.

I'm a pussy, though. This girl was just telling me she has big boobs and I was thinking about saying goodbye, nice talking and it was good to learn you have nice boobs, but I pussed out.

you need to put the jergens up for awhile....

You couldn't tell a convincing lie to a librarian...

Good luck with that.

People are pretty much useless. You know that as well as I do.

keg has got to be the most morose mother****er I've ever encountered.

LMAO

Girls love their assholes licked, just so you know...

Never go ass to mouth.

Me? Hah. I don't even take me seriously. I don't know why anybody else would.

Although I was serious with one thing earlier: I'd say you didn't follow through fast enough, and she found somebody else who did. If it turned out that she was telling the truth, though, and was looking for some kind of deep spiritual connection on the internet, well, you should probably consider yourself lucky that you dodged that landmine.

****, it's 3 am, I gotta get to bed.

I totally didn't see this coming.