Mother****er. LOL. Guy is probably going day 2. Steal. He's one of the guys I was talking about top-100. A team is going to fall in love with his athleticism for a 3-4 OLB and want to mold him.

Bills run a 4-3 but I figured he could do well as a stand-up edge in a nickel package from a 9 tech or just as a regular rush Will in base looks if they're less concerned about the back out of the backfield and want to get after the qb.

He's a solid complementary part with some upside. Likely just a Bruce Irving type but that'll play in the 5th for sure.

Round 6 is up.

Also, it appears that with 5 picks in the 6th round, Rain Man may soon need some more people to move to Cincinnati or at least become vaguely associated with it, or else he'll run out of guest announcers

I'm already out of famous Cincinnatians now that Manson is dead, so Round 6 is going to be all WKRP, all the time.

Did you do Pete Rose? Ernie Isley (an Isley Bros performance after the pick to boot! :D)

It was indeed this one.

I've pondered doing baseball players, though I pretty much only recognize the guys from the Big Red Machine era. I've noticed the Isley Brothers in my searches too, but wasn't sure if I'd be an old fogey for using them (assuming they're still alive).

Maybe next year I'll relax my "must be alive" rule. It would be awesome to have William Howard Taft announcing a pick.

The Houston Texans select Darwin Thompson, RB, Utah State

*could be a nice backup for Lamar Miller.

A hush falls over the crowd. Chicago is a city of greatness in many areas, with many eminent citizens. Who will it be?

"Oh, my gosh," someone yells from the crowd. "It's the Cusacks!"

Striding toward the podium are the famous siblings known for their movie roles and their unconventional attractiveness.

"We're glad to be here tonight," says John, perhaps most famous for his roles in Better Off Dead, Grosse Point Blank, Sixteen Candles, and of course, Hot Tub Time Machine.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/...14,317_AL_.jpg

His sister Joan chimes in, best known for her roles in Broadcast News, the Toy Story series, Married to the Mob, and of course the Toy Story series. "As Chicago-area natives, we're delighted to announce to you the newest Chicago Bear."

https://resizing.flixster.com/6jmcak...A7MTg2ODsxOTc5

In unison, Joan and John speak the name on the card.

The Chicago Bears select Cole Tracy, K, LSU.

The Cusacks stroll to the Philadelphia table and PM Chief Northman that it's his turn.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/3e...91b07dd98c.jpg

Chicago recognizes that it's a bit early to take a kicker, but with no sixth round pick, we weren't sure that we would get our man if we waited.

The Philadelphia Eagles select Michael Jackson, CB, Miami

Great value here for the Eagles as Jackson is a smooth mover for a bigger corner. Though he does not boast top end speed, he knows how to press and body receivers to take time and space away. Jackson has a knack for taking the ball away and maxes out his athletic talent in being a savvy, smart defender.