Patience pays :)

Confucius say

man who chase

never pursued

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Welp. Once more unto the breach, dear friends. Wish me luck.

So this broad from work asked for my number a few weeks back. I didn't think anything of it. Last 2 weeks or so she's been texting me everyday wanting to hang out. I've told her no.

However, one night she text me in a moment of weakness, she was telling me how she wanted me. I told her I would want her too but since we work together we can't.

Over the weekend I guess she started telling people we've been talking and that I want her. I got wind of this and told her that we can't talk because I've heard rumors about me at work.

Think it will all blow over? Any experiences from anyone here?

Report her to HR man. Come on.

Yeah, was about to say something about that. If it looks like it might get bad, don't hesitate to escalate things to HR. My guess is that if you threaten to do that, she'll probably bottle it up.

Bitch sounds all kinds of crazy. Never stick your dick in crazy.

"Whatever you do, rethitht the urge."

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Thanks guys. I told her we can't talk, if that doesn't work I'll step it up. Apparently she's done this with another guys at work too. He has the same name as me...

Pics:)

Broad? LMAO

Must be unattractive

Yeah. Good body, terrible face.

That's why the Flying Spaghetti Monster created doggy style.

That would be fine if he didn't have to re live the shame every day at work! !

In my experience from what I've seen, HR is the last place you want to go unless it is a last resort. HR is like the insurance company, sometimes it's best not to get them involved and handle things out of pocket, you know what I mean?

This is not the worst of combos. Better than the inverse.

Just let her blow you

You may be right. Luckily, I've never been in a situation so dire that I felt obligated to seek help. I've always assumed that HR was a sanctuary of sorts, but I've got no experience to prove it.

What have you seen happen to dissuade you from involving them?

.POF sucks.

OKC sucks

Dating sucks.

Got bored today and created a fake profile on POF. Pulled a picture of a hot chick off google and. Created a fake name, and in the description put, "this is a fake profile.

Received 100+ messages in less than an hour before I logged off.

Sigh.

It's probably because you didn't close that quote.

LMAO

Pretty ****ing sad isn't it.

Can't wait to try speed dating, where I will be forced against my will to talk to fat girls.

Are you really gonna try speed dating?

Already signed up. 20 bucks, meet 15 girls. Better than this online BS.

Event isn't until May though.

It kind of just makes sense. HR is just an army of people that want their paycheck just like you do. Confidentiality and all that amongst them? Good luck with that.

I have always wanted to try that with an average looking chick.

The odds are so stacked against us!

I would think the odds would be better on a site where you have to fork over some cash to get started. The free ones you are just asking for trouble.

The free sites are garbage for the most part. Cupid is decent, but fish is horrible...like I said earlier though on the paid ones if u are good looking, fit, educated, and have a decent job you have a fighting chance.

Where did you find that at? I actually went on a few dates with a smoking hot 45 year old milf who said good things about speed dating.

Yeah, you can go on eleventy billion first dates and meet lots of women. It really gets you out of the house and you'll appear to be a hip happening dude, with a different chick every night! You go, boy!

Dude, bring back the bad ass Len Dawson photo.

Pretty much ROFL

Things not go well again?

I think you need the help from a real life version of this guy -


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You need to find him, or maybe.. he will find you.

Since I don't go to clubs and don't try to hook up with randoms, no I don't.

What do you call women you meet on the internet?

Women who are looking for serious, long-term relationships.

In fact that is basically ALL you find on match.com.

Can you imagine the power this ****ing guy holds over female kind?

I can't imagine being this guy for one day.

And you think women at the bar or club aren't looking for the same thing? I'm not saying all because definitely some are just there to get there freak on, but same thing with the internet randoms.

Not the ones I select.

Will do bruh

Internet dating is so superficial I've learned not to get attached because after about a month the girl flakes.

You meet dudes out there all the time that have this guy's power. Guys that are just so in their game it's ****ing incredible. The kind that women text and call back the day after the date is over, not the other way around. I've known guys like this.

When it rains it pours!

When I'm dating a woman And she has cute friends I try and send out an olive branch to my friends that there is an opportunity! I just invite them along and whatever they do is up to them.

If you know a guy like this try and help wingman it.

Drank a few drinks in the **** it mood. Theres this hot girl out of my league I've met her twice were friends on fb I boinked her friend once. How do you approach it?

Billay, no. Bad dog.

Dick pic via Facebook message is definitely the way to go.

Ask her if she's a Jehovah's witness.

Because you're about to bend jehovah so she can witness your dick.

Shit man, I need to use this. :D

Lets try this out she was gonna say no anyway.

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No matter how much you kick and scream, it's.. it's going to happen - Peter Griffin on Kobe

I figured this would be a good place to ask. What is the difference between an Asian Massage Parlor and your normal massage therapist. What else goes on?

Well we are waiting. ...

Paging simply red....

hot soapy.

Waiting for a reply

Restraining orders take time.

A majority of the women on CL are BBW because they know that they can find a man who is in to them there. Normal sized girls can find men anywhere. Guys find girls on CL that are BBW because they know that they're easy pickings.

People actually meet off craigslist?

I would use the term "people" loosely.

Im tempted to make an ad just to see what kind of creatures hook up from there

Amateur escorts and people you wouldn't touch if you were at your lowest.

I met a really hot girl off CL a few weeks ago.

Granted it was a needle in a haystack.

Please post results.

So she had a dick?

Hmmm. I don't about the "not play" thing. Sometimes, it IS a strong move to stop chasing so much if a girl is flaking left and right. But in this case, she gave you alternative date to see her which is actually a day earlier. I'm always pretty confident that if I get a girl 1 on 1, then I can get her. Who cares who's she's seeing on Friday?

Make out with her on Thursday and change her mind!

You'd be first.....who gives a ****?

You're pretty high maintenance. I hope the ride justifies it.

I agree. If she was just canceling I'd say move on but she offered another date. It may be a bit rude but what can you expect from total strangers?

One of my best friends met his current girlfriend on Craigslist.

They had a 6 month or so hiatus, which is when he told me the particulars of how they met, but have been official for probably somewhere between 2 and 3 years total.

You didn't offer her first reason for rescheduling so I assumed the douchebag was invented in your head. Rescheduling is a flakey thing to do. Watching a guy ride a roller coaster of emotion is just too much work for me.

Unless you go 0-100 in less than 6 seconds.

Other dude canceled :)

This is where you put your arms up and say "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"