And everyone told him the Mexican was crazy...uh huh.

it never ceases to amaze me how liilte some of you know about women, then again that's prolly why you are here at 3am talking about it.

carry on.

huh.

At 3 in the morning, my b/f and I were awoken with the repeated bangings of a headboard on the wall. Our nifty neighbors were at it. I knocked on the wall... Nicely. And someone must have put a pillow behind the board or something because the banging stopped.

Course at this point we're awake and can hear every little sound. But I'm hardly going to begrudge some springs squeeking. It's cute in some weird voyeuristic way... hearing his rhythm or lack thereof, but the chick was far more fascinating.

"You like that. Yes you do. Whose is it? huh? huh? You like that? Yes. It's mine. Give it to me. Give it. yes yes yes."

Bitch had a running demanding dominatrix type monologue the entire time. The guy would grunt but otherwise we didn't hear anything from him. We heard the climax and we heard the duck waddle to the bathroom.

This morning I passed said chick in the hall. Tiny little thing that looks like she's scared of her own shadow. I guarantee if I had said "boo" she would have peed her pants.

I'm convinced I know nothing about women.

...says the man who dresses up as Elvis Presley on the weekends....

reaction: says the guy who became a bitter prick after his marriage failed.

response: weekends? 24 hours total in one year. one day out of the year. what does it have to do with women?

If you can hear that much, that really sucks. I'd think about moving.

FWIW, I am predicting that Claythan doesn't get laid by either of these chicks and will eventually lose his virginity to a Tranny.

Oh, and by the way, I'm not even joking.

Claythan has a hard-on for all things Tranny.

I guarantee you that if one offered 'themselves' up to him he would do it.

It's karma.

They just moved in this month, the previous tenants were... lol Dramatic. They'd like to involve the entire apartment complex in their fights. The first time I heard it, I told the b/f I couldn't let the guy hurt her and was going to stop him. Then two seconds later you hear her throwing tvs and crap at her guy.

So I put the gun away and turned our music up.

But the karma crap comes in with their sex life. They'd have the shortest sessions. We're talking so short it was noticeable. So one night they had squeeked for about 2 minutes and stopped.

So we all stood up in my living room and started clapping and shouting encouragement.

They moved out the next month.

the fact that you had to come on this board to ask which one tells the entire story. You will never get laid. Not by a woman anyhow. You should have spent the time you were on this board driving over to the nearest ones place with a bottle of wine and you would have been laid before you got your first response here. Are you really this clueless?

I'm not sure why their ethnicity is even on the table here... and anyone can be great through texts or non personal interactions.... you never know what you might be getting in person. Case in point, Katipan's story, who'd a thought a tiny woman like that who is so timid would be a dominatrix in bed? There's no wrong answer here, imo, you MIGHT get laid, so the end result's the same.

And the guy was GoChiefs, who finally found his dream woman, and got laid.

And now you know...the rest of the story.

WTF!

Hell no.

Unless it was a REALLY HOT tranny.

Why would anyone, other than a spotlight-grubbing attention whore, post on a message board that he's a virgin? Whether he's telling the truth or not about it all is neither here nor there.

Anybody who thinks they do is fooling themselves. Although you womenfolk don't have the market cornered. Humans is strange critters.

Don't lie.

You are always posting pics of Trannies in the pic forum. You know you want it.