he missed bro

^ gets up and goes to hunt Luke, fighting and taking several shots to the body. No biggie.

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^ ****ing dies instantly.

vader prolly stabbed her on the side

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Maybe Vader was using a practice light saber.

Or better yet, it was all a dream. Vader was just day dreaming about killing Reva and fighting Obi. None of that actually happened.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LMAO

Oh, man. That makes me care even less about her surviving.

Looks like she was stabbed in the lower right abdomen. Vader prob shanked her right in the gallbladder. We don’t even need that shit to survive, do we? The lightsaber cauterized that baby up instantly and she was mostly good to go.

Okay so she might not be dead, but she'll need to at least take it easy with eating fatty foods for awhile.

I like to just pretend she's not actually a human. With her species, her abdomen is just a fat storage. All her vital organs are in her ass cheeks.

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What should have happened:

1) the Vader/Reva fight scene and then we don't see her for a long time

2) Vader chasing Obi-Wan and Leia in space until Obi-Wan veers off with no cuts to other storylines

3) Vader fighting Obi-Wan on the planet with no cuts to other storylines

4) Obi-Wan goes back to the refugees and escorts them to safety

5) Obi-Wan gets a precog force flash that Luke is in trouble and begins the long journey to Tatooine

6) start the Reva going after Luke story with a more physically broken Reva, Owen and Beru tell Luke where to hide away from the house if Reva shows up, when Reva shows up she can barely move but she attacks with force moves and still traps them in the house, they refuse to give up the location of Luke after being beaten but she reads it from their minds and goes after him, the rest of the story is the same

LMAO

Your allies have pronouns in their bio.

How does that make you feel?