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DaKCMan AP 03-12-2009 10:08 AM
At least there are some certainties in life: death, taxes, CW's virginity and my awesomeness.

Hammock Parties 03-12-2009 10:08 AM
Five trannies in a year amounts to "always?"

keg in kc 03-12-2009 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by bobbything (Post 5575317)
Why would anyone, other than a spotlight-grubbing attention whore, post on a message board
I'm not sure you couldn't have stopped the question right there. Sometimes I think we're all attention-whores, myself included rofl

beach tribe 03-12-2009 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5575276)
It's karma.

They just moved in this month, the previous tenants were... lol Dramatic. They'd like to involve the entire apartment complex in their fights. The first time I heard it, I told the b/f I couldn't let the guy hurt her and was going to stop him. Then two seconds later you hear her throwing tvs and crap at her guy.

So I put the gun away and turned our music up.

But the karma crap comes in with their sex life. They'd have the shortest sessions. We're talking so short it was noticeable. So one night they had squeeked for about 2 minutes and stopped.

So we all stood up in my living room and started clapping and shouting encouragement.

They moved out the next month.
ROFL. Still seems as though you can hear way too much of your fellow tenants' business. Sound like there is 0 insulation between the walls, so not only can you hear their business, and vise versa, your probably air conditioning the neighboring apartments.

BigMeatballDave 03-12-2009 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5575336)
At least there are some certainties in life: death, taxes, CW's virginity and my douchebaggery.
FYP. :)

Katipan 03-12-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5575341)
... so not only can you hear their business, and vise versa, your probably air conditioning the neighboring apartments.
We're okay with our neighbors on our floor. Theres other common areas between my walls and their walls. It's the upstairs neighbors that we can hear every sound.

And the funny thing about our central heating/air... I am a warm blooded Flip girl born and raised in the southwest. If it's under 70, I'm fairly miserable. We had a rash of freezy weather, which I'm sure you're aware of, so the heater had to work overtime for me.

And our bill went down $15.

Heh, but when you drive away from my apartment building and look up at our neighbors apartment, all their windows are open and and they're running around in tank tops. I think I'm smoking them out.

DaKCMan AP 03-12-2009 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 5575349)
FYP. :)
Don't hate - it's just not feasible for everyone to be awesome. For people like me to be intensely awesome there must be people who are not awesome. Everyone has a role - even you. :)

bowener 03-12-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5575341)
ROFL. Still seems as though you can hear way too much of your fellow tenants' business. Sound like there is 0 insulation between the walls, so not only can you hear their business, and vise versa, your probably air conditioning the neighboring apartments.
I had an apartment similar to that last year. I am pretty sure a third of my heating and cooling was lost due to those shitty walls. I thought about going to home depot and buying some of that insulation in a can. That stuff looks like it could cut down on sound once it swells up. I worried I might cause my wall to explode though, so I never got around to doing it.

keg in kc 03-12-2009 10:19 AM
That's one of the things that keeps me in my current pad: I never hear anything from my neighbors on any side, and I'm assuming they don't hear any of my self-flaggelating porno on the big screen sessions.

bowener 03-12-2009 10:19 AM
Also, has Claythan ****ed either woman yet? or a man? ****ed anything but his fleshlight? NTTIAWWT

BigMeatballDave 03-12-2009 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5575357)
Don't hate - it's just not feasible for everyone to be awesome. For people like me to be intensely awesome there must be people who are not awesome. Everyone has a role - even you. :)
I bask in my lameness.

DaKCMan AP 03-12-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 5575365)
I bask in my lameness.
Outstanding!

Dave Lane 03-12-2009 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 5574726)
That was kid of George Carlin's thing.

He died a bitter, angry, empty, drug addicted hotel tab welcher.

Dream bigger basement Jedi...
No he died happy and free of the bullshit fairy tales others cling too.

Dave Lane 03-12-2009 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5574759)
Whatever happened, I'm not getting laid. At least she came with an entertaining story.
sluttyhot: i do but it's going against everything i am learning

Well then maybe its time I teach you something and show you how to save your immortal soul through serving others, Like me :)

Dave Lane 03-12-2009 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5574860)
We'll see. The Mexi-Milf still appears to be up for it.
Text her this:

You know I've decided against my own better judgment to give you another shot. I have some free time Tuesday night after 6:30 if you can get a once in a lifetime experience worked into your schedule great if not well...

You'll get laid...

Or you move on.


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