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Katipan 03-12-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5575359)
That's one of the things that keeps me in my current pad: I never hear anything from my neighbors on any side, and I'm assuming they don't hear any of my self-flaggelating porno on the big screen sessions.

You watch pornos of you beating yourself?

Very intriguing...

Ecto-I 03-12-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5575424)
Text her this:

You know I've decided against my own better judgment to give you another shot. I have some free time Tuesday night after 6:30 if you can get a once in a lifetime experience worked into your schedule great if not well...

You'll get laid...

Or you move on.

Money

keg in kc 03-12-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5575601)
You watch pornos of you beating yourself?

Very intriguing...

No, I watch pornos while beating myself.

"YOU'RE A DIRTY BOY, KYLE!" *THWAP*

Direckshun 03-12-2009 12:13 PM

Has he even posted pictures yet?

Katipan 03-12-2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5575612)
No, I watch pornos while beating myself.

"YOU'RE A DIRTY BOY, KYLE!" *THWAP*

Your neighbors aren't quiet. They're scared.

keg in kc 03-12-2009 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5575761)
Your neighbors aren't quiet. They're scared.

If they could hear me they'd be asking for lessons. Or dates.

Bowser 03-12-2009 12:56 PM

ChiefsPlanet, where teh conversation moves from GoChiefs and his alleged virginity and inability to speak with females to keg pounding his dick like it owes him money (while his neighbors listen in stunned silence) in glorious big screen HD in the blink of an eye.

Jilly 03-12-2009 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5575922)
ChiefsPlanet, where teh conversation moves from GoChiefs and his alleged virginity and inability to speak with females to keg pounding his dick like it owes him money (while his neighbors listen in stunned silence) in glorious big screen HD in the blink of an eye.

such a beautiful community

Katipan 03-12-2009 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5575954)
such a beautiful community

It really does take a village.

Jilly 03-12-2009 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5575961)
It really does take a village.

oh oh, can I be the Cop? Wait, not village people.

Katipan 03-12-2009 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5575968)
oh oh, can I be the Cop? Wait, not village people.

The Indian had the best body.

Jilly 03-12-2009 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5575970)
The Indian had the best body.

I don't have the skin for that.

Bowser 03-12-2009 01:14 PM

You two need to get a room.

keg in kc 03-12-2009 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5575922)
ChiefsPlanet, where teh conversation moves from GoChiefs and his alleged virginity and inability to speak with females to keg pounding his dick like it owes him money (while his neighbors listen in stunned silence) in glorious big screen HD in the blink of an eye.

Who said anything about my dick? I was born catholic, so I'm scourging myself for my vile urges.

Katipan 03-12-2009 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5575972)
I don't have the skin for that.

Or the proclivity for sticking things into male rectums....

OR DO YOU??

He's lighter than the cop. But the cop had a hairy chest, if you have a hairy chest.... I swear I won't make fun of you... to your face... much.

Be the cowboy. Chicks are always cute in cowboy hats.


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