Too many random thoughts. I can't pick just one.
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Me? I'm fat, so I eat salad for lunch everyday. And I hate my job. Hopefully nobody dies. |
Seriously though. Does anyone else ever just have those times when you've got so much shit going through your head that you don't even know what to think about?
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Okay, I'm drinking a bottle of Welch's "100% Apple Juice" (in big letters). Yet, right under that, in smaller letters it says, "From Concentrate, With Added Ingredients".
Ingredients: apple juice from concentrate (filtered water, apple juice concentrate), malic acid (for tartness), ascorbic acid (vitamin C). Well, gee, last time I did math, that's not 100% apple juice, you a@@holes!! 100% apple juice would be, oh, I dunno... 100% f**king APPLE JUICE, no? It's shit like this that pisses me off. Like the latest hoodwink to be perpetrated is "No Trans Fats!" even when you see something "partially hydrogenated" in the ingredients list. BULLSHIT! They're playing semantic word games. What it really means is, "Per serving size, there is less than 1 gram of trans fats" or "there is less than 1% of trans fats". This allows them to claim "no trans fats". Yeah, it's not 1%... but it MIGHT be 0.97%. And if you eat, say, three servings--which is easy 'cause most of the serving sizes are for small mice or supermodels--you WILL get a healthy dose of trans fats. Lying sacks of weasel shit. |
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Apple juice is reeruned. Way to drink extra calories.
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Usually I don't drink much juice, only some in the morning when taking pills and usually I stick to the 100% "dark fruit" mixes (e.g. pomegranete, blueberry, cranberry). Later in the day I might have some swigs of Low Sodium V8 as well. I've given up on orange juice, by and large, since it's just too sugary-sweet, although sometimes I'll grab a carton of orange or grapefruit. Mostly I drink water, iced tea, lemonade, or some combo thereof ("cutting" the iced tea or lemonade with 50% water, as I find the full-strength stuff too syrupy or sugary). |
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how is one person so stupid?
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