I went to Kirksville in 1987. Do you remember the little social register blurbs in the back that went something like "Fred and Edith Morford visited Ida and Abner Johnson after church on Sunday"? I was telling my gf about them and she barely believes me. I need confirmation it wasn't just a dream or something.

I figured they'd land a whale in FA and get bounce backs from guys to make the playoffs. They're the fave in the AL for sure now.

Andy firing shots on his way out...says hes not big on BBQ and voted for David Ortiz for best dh. Lol

@JeffPassan: Sources: Price on Ben Zobrist keeps going up. Sense among interested teams is that it stands at four years, $60 million and may go higher.

I live in a town that has a newspaper that STILL says things like that.

Even says what they ate while visiting...

I'm glad the Red Sox paid all that money for a guy that can get them to the playoffs, but probably won't win.

Major rep if you can take a screenshot of that for me.

Meh, teams splurge on these big ticket FAs and struggle to win titles...Nats, Yankees, Red Sox last season, Dodgers.

Might have to text it to you lol. Paper comes out tomorrow I think. Pm me and remind me and I'll hook it up.

Ok will do.

I found a paper that was a couple weeks old but they hadn't had visitors that week lol. Just a birthday wish to the aunt lol

I found this online - it's probably good enough.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-esPc0Q_jNQ...und%2BTown.jpg

That's exactly what we usually have lol.

That looks to be from Illinois

Well call me a busybody, but I think Mr. and Mrs. Emmet Walker should work on their problems at home before they go galavanting off to Alton on the weekend.