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Jilly 03-12-2009 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 5576078)
Best $100 I ever spent.
ROFL

keg in kc 03-12-2009 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 5576078)
Best $100 I ever spent.
Did you ever find out how much it would cost to get her jaw wired shut without any broken bones?

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to ask about that on the open board. Crap, sorry.

Sully 03-12-2009 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5576091)
Did you ever find out how much it would cost to get her jaw wired shut without any broken bones?

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to ask about that on the open board. Crap, sorry.
The last thing I would want is her jaw wired shut.

Jeezus...what are you thinking?

keg in kc 03-12-2009 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 5576096)
The last thing I would want is her jaw wired shut.

Jeezus...what are you thinking?
Oh right, it was getting her voice box removed. My bad.

Just Passin' By 03-12-2009 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 5576096)
The last thing I would want is her jaw wired shut.

Jeezus...what are you thinking?
Silence is golden and you'll still have two other places to "park the car":shrug:

Sully 03-12-2009 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 5576103)
Silence is golden and you'll still have two other places to "park the car":shrug:
Unless those "places to park the car" have soft brushes that automatically clean the undercarriage of the "car" when it's parked in there, it's not the same.

Jilly 03-12-2009 01:51 PM
How have I turned into a garage in this story?

Sully 03-12-2009 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5576122)
How have I turned into a garage in this story?
I'm not sure.

But I think I need to go take the truck to a car wash.

Katipan 03-12-2009 01:52 PM
Workin at the car wasssssssh

Katipan 03-12-2009 01:53 PM
JINX you owe me your wife

Jilly 03-12-2009 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 5576096)
The last thing I would want is her jaw wired shut.

Jeezus...what are you thinking?
Good to know I still do some things right

keg in kc 03-12-2009 01:55 PM
Not so much a garage as a sperm repository. Complete with an after hours drop-box.

Jilly 03-12-2009 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 5576128)
I'm not sure.

But I think I need to go take the truck to a car wash.
Hope it's open.

Bowser 03-12-2009 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5576044)
I'll need a translation on that one.
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5576076)
I think I get it, I just don't quite get how he got it from the post he got it from.
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5575989)
You'd make a great Philipino.
Super Head is a bar in the Phillipines. Katipan said keg would make a great Phillipino. 2 + 2 = ? Anyone? (I guarantee most military folk have heard of Super Head and Mega Head. Heh)

Jilly 03-12-2009 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5576132)
JINX you owe me your wife
This made me giggle.


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