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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10566629)

Can I get your number?

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 10566636)

Update. Over a month later of me not contacting her or talking to her and she texts me saying she is so sorry and feels awful. She begged us to be friends on Monday and I said "sure".

So she texts me today saying "hey how are you? We should hangout! :)".

5 mins later I found out she got mad at that dbag and wants to use me. Christ man. Are there still decent women left in the world?

Yes but they have better ways of communicating than by text message.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 10566599)

Honestly, I would have too, but I still would have jokingly asked when he was picking me up. If he was going with someone else, then he would probably say so, and then I'd know to drop it.

That's me now. The old me would have have just assumed he was either going with someone else or just didn't want to take me. I would have then assumed he was simply talking to me to be nice, but didn't want to go out. I would have stopped talking to him while fretting over it. While I was a different type of crazy, I was still crazy...lol. Amazing what six months and a little self-confidence will do for you. :)

Like SkyNet you've become self aware.

We're all a bit "crazy" in our own way. I'm sure I've missed out on more than a few good girls by not being aggressive enough for fear that I was being too aggressive or feeling like I was putting more effort into it than she was.. Or things like that. People over think things sometimes.

Like I said, it's important to be yourself. If you want to talk to someone, you should make an effort to do so as often as you want (while respecting boundaries, of course). If you're feeling a certain way, you should go about discussing it (while respecting boundaries, of course).

Life is too short to try and do or be anything that doesn't make you happy.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566275)

OK so I'm getting a divorce and just getting back on the dating scene..A girl who I have known all my life and was good friends with took me out and we had a great night and have hung out every night since then..about a week..except last night..she texts me and the following was our conversation

Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great

What's lost in all the crazy is that she threw some fabricated idea in your face and made it a huge issue.. Only to turn around a minute later and tell you she wouldn't throw it in your face like you do LMAO

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/73...6b41e1ff0f.jpg

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10566683)

That's definitely a woman.

Wanting Olive Garden would be the deal breaker here.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10566855)

Wanting Olive Garden would be the deal breaker here.

Like, I'd go for lunch if I just wanted soup and salad.

But dinner? No ****ing way.

Like if she sees you talking to another woman...Fatal Attraction

What will be funny is if he still goes to Olive Garden....and she just so happens to be there.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566313)

I don't know how it could be a miscommunication..she text me about olive garden and I said I was going to get olive garden this weekend..then it was I was going with some whore..I don't know how going to a restaurant means I'm going with some whore

Oh, no, I didn't mean it that way, I meant it might have been related to something else, maybe another text or another conversation. She sort of just pounced on you, and my interpretation of what she said was that something else set her off, something maybe not a part of the conversation that we saw. The inference being that she might've been holding onto something you said earlier that you don't even remember saying, or interpreted something you said in a way other than how you meant it.

Situation like that is hard to deal with over text, when you can't gauge reactions face-to-face...

Kcgal you said youve been with him for a week and like him did you smash or nah?

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10567148)

Kcgal you said youve been with him for a week and like him did you smash or nah?

We've been together since October.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566656)

Says it all

LMAO
awesome

I just want to test something I've been thinking about and doing lately when I am texting people/women. I've been using exclamation points more lately, and I feel like I'm getting better and more positive responses from people when doing this. I'm not overdoing it, but I'm throwing them in when I can, and I think it makes you come across more excited/acknowledging when your text comes through to them and this might get them more interested and less bored with you.

I don't know just a thought, but maybe some of you guys stuck in the texty phase of a new relationship can try this and let me know what you think?

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10567689)

For me, texting-wise, punctuation doesn't matter, as long as it's used correctly. I'm not big on text-speak (or whatever that shit is called), but that's probably because I'm old. Anyway, content matters much more.

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 10566636)

Dude she is poison to you, stay away from her. Only let her back in if she is begging to give you a bj and/or **** you and then do the dirty and shoot that shit on her face. She deserves nothing better.

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10567709)

Agreed. Hit and quit is fine in this instance.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10567718)

Agreed. Hit and quit is fine in this instance.

He really needs to fury **** this bitch. She has been awful to him.

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10567727)

He really needs to fury **** this bitch. She has been awful to him.

No doubt. She's one of those chicks that turns decent guys into an "asshole" (in the chicks mind)

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 10566636)

Christ man. Are there still decent women left in the world?

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10567746)

No doubt. She's one of those chicks that turns decent guys into an "asshole" (in the chicks mind)

He should just send her a text saying, "we really gotta just ****." I mean why not what else does he have to lose at this point? Who knows this might be the type of language that breaks him through and would be something she would not be expecting.

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10567766)

Sometimes it works.

Didn't billay try that? ROFL he never reported back, so must have failed.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10567812)

Sometimes it works.

Didn't billay try that? ROFL he never reported back, so must have failed.

Lol didn't know that. I'm curious as well as to how that played out.

I've not done it, but it just might in the right situation and RunKC is in a situation where I would probably try it. Nothing left to lose.

"Babe I'm going to the club with the girls tonight."

Ok! - Even if it's fake, easy going confidence is hot.
Ok... - The insecurities are loud and clear
Ok? - Sarcasm isn't always a friend
Ok$$$ - You're a stripper
K - My favorite response but dangerous in its ambiguity.

OK so the girl who is as nutty as a bucket of squirrel turds called me tonight..After discussing the text misunderstanding she reveals to me that she is in love with me and has been forever..now that I'm getting divorced she wants to be with me

Now here comes the good stuff..so grab a soda and popcorn and be ready to have your mind blown away

From here on forth the lady shall be known as Squirrel..I shall be Mr. Awesome..my ****ing story so I choose the names..

Mr. Awesome- That's nice and I appreciate you telling me all this and calling so we could figure this all out..I'm just not ready to go back into a serious relationship due to the fact I am just getting out of a marriage

Squirrel- Don't say that because I know it's not true..you love me too..you know you do because we have been having sex

Mr. Awesome- Hold on..just because we are having sex it doesn't mean I love you..it means you are attractive and you are willing to give me sex so I have sex with you

(Mr. Awesome isn't the most subtle of people)

Squirrel- How can you say that..we could have something amazing..you know it I know it..we aren't getting younger so we need to take advantage of it now

Mr. Awesome- Look I'm sorry this isn't what you want to hear but I'm not getting into a relationship with you or anyone else..I was married for almost 10 years..I'm not going to jump from it into another long term relationship..I'm going to go live my life..run through sluts..wake up with hangovers..wake up and question who the creature is next to me..go out to bars..make other people uncomfortable at the bar..make fun of stupid as kids and their shitty clothes and hairstyles

Here is where Satan comes to play

Squirrel- if you do this to me I will make your life hell
,
Mr. Awesome- huh..wait what

Squirrel- I don't just go sleeping with people..If I give myself to someone it is for and out of love..you will not leave me and we will be together or I will make you life hell

Mr. Awesome- look I got to go..load my gun and lock my doors..but you have a awesome night

I hang up before anything else can be said..I put my phone in the car and go to the gym workout then go play basketball..I was busy for about 4 hours..never checking my phone..If I knew how to take screen shots I would of..59 missed calls from Squirrel..213 texts from her as well

I think I'm going to die in my sleep tonight and she will be wearing my skin by brunch

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10567849)

I avoid using the word OK unless it's with the ! or a ?? when I simply have no ****ing clue what they're talking about. Any other way leaves too much room for confusion.

Are you making this up?

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10567912)

ROFL ROFL

I'm just glad to know I'm not the only one with this kind of luck.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10567912)

Change your phone #, your address and your hair color. Or Just RUN!

Do NOT have sex with her again, because her next step is to steal your sperm for her nefarious purposes.

Yeah... so... Restraining order?

So even though I'm an old fart, I check into this thread every now and then. It's generally full of young guys trying to find something. Not sure what. True love or just sex? Anyways, I thought I'd throw in some advice from the older dudes (not quite your dad but more like your cool - wish you had - dad).

Tip 1 - Sex Life for dudes gets soooo much easier after 50. As long as you stay somewhat fit and somewhat financially secure, there are a SHITLOAD of women out there. By this time, the ones with kids are all grown up! So you don't have to put up with her brats. She's probably divorced and hot to trot. And believe me, these women are just aggressive as you are.

I recently went to a Blues Fest here in Jax. I was approached by no less than 4 women. 2 of them picked ME up. It's nuts. I don't even need some silly game. They are just READY. Several others were there for the taking had I barely tries.

Tip 2 - Attend a lot of festivals. The following week, I volunteered at a festival. 2 other ladies gave me their number - without me even asking. Same age group mind you. Festivals tend to put the ladies in a good mood.

Tip 3 - Don't get married. Ever. There's only two reasons for a man to get married. A) to double his income B) to have kids. Even then, these 2 rules are flawed when the inevitable divorce comes.

Tip 4 - Don't get married. Just think about how many cars you will drive in a lifetime. Even if your car could go 1 million miles, would you still want to drive it?

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10567922)

Are you making this up?

My first question.

I'm not sure anyone's ever called me 59 times in a year. In one night, that's impressive. Combined that's 262 attempts to contact you in 4 hours. Not quite one a minute but close. We need some kind of sabermetric for that.

Tonight's haiku:

What? We're not dating?
Call call call call call call call
Text text text text text

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Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 10568293)

Tonight's haiku:

What? We're not dating?
Call call call call call call call
Text text text text text

A poet, huh? How YOU doin'?

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10568267)

Number 1 is very true...even in the mid 40's. These women want sex all the time. Their are a few looking for their next ex but even those put sex first. And yes they are aggressive...Almost every date I've had since my divorce she was the one to ask.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10567912)

Disclaimer: Use of "Mr. Awesome" in the above story is in no way associated with or implicative of Mr. Awesome's (DaKCMan AP) involvement.

That chick be cuckoo crazy.

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10568267)

1. Ok.
2. Ok.
3 and 4. Ignore.

Nevermind. Yeah don't hit it and quit it...unless you think disembowelment is a fun past time.

200 texts....brah u gonna end up being on one of those Dateline NBC specials.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10567912)

You're going to find a bunny boiling on your stove. :eek:

Take some random to Olive Garden

Moral of the story: don't date chicks who crave Olive Garden?

Mac were you seeing other girls at the time you were piping crazy? She may have been stalking ya...

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10568562)

Moral of the story: don't date chicks who crave Olive Garden?

He wasn't dating her. He was having sex with her.

Well I woke up this morning still alive and wearing my skin..looked in all dark corners and she wasn't there..checked for booby traps..nothing was in my yard burning..no bombs under my vehicles..did wake up to around 100 texts..ranging from sweet, apologies, mad, cussing, irrational, back to sweet and all around again..so I'm thinking a move and seeing if the FBI can put me into witness protection..I figure I witnessed this chick turn into a raging crazy..don't know if it will work but you got to try

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10568570)

Mac were you seeing other girls at the time you were piping crazy? She may have been stalking ya...

I was talking to another girl..hadn't seen her..pretty sure crazy didn't know cause whenever I'm with someone I don't like to be on my phone..so unless she went through my phone she couldn't of known

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10568584)

I was talking to another girl..hadn't seen her..pretty sure crazy didn't know cause whenever I'm with someone I don't like to be on my phone..so unless she went through my phone she couldn't of known

If the rest of your story is true, you can be 100% sure she looked through your phone.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 10568577)

He wasn't dating her. He was having sex with her.

Moral of the story: don't ~~date~~ bang chicks who crave Olive Garden?

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10568587)

Moral of the story: don't ~~date~~ bang chicks who crave Olive Garden?

There ya go. :)

Although, your previous statement should probably ring true, as well.

Some poor sap(s) at the bar tonight has no idea what he's "getting into"

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10568639)

Some poor sap(s) at the bar tonight has no idea what he's "getting into"

It's funny you say that cause one of her texts said that she was going out tonight and finding her true love..hahaha..someone else is going to end up as a news special

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10568586)

If the rest of your story is true, you can be 100% sure she looked through your phone.

I think you are right but I can't think of when she would have done it..If it wasn't in my pocket it was in the truck..I also have a lock on my phone cause I hate people going through my phone without asking..but from everything I am seeing from her she probably waited till I was asleep and cracked the code

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10568651)

It's funny you say that cause one of her texts said that she was going out tonight and finding her true love..hahaha..someone else is going to end up as a news special

Typical female reaction...she is going whoring...then drive by your house a hundred times :) you aren't out of the woods yet.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10568659)

Typical female reaction...she is going whoring...then drive by your house a hundred times :) you aren't out of the woods yet.

Yea I figure I will get pictures, phone calls, texts..slow drive by and maybe knocking on the door..so I'm getting out of here for the weekend..kids will be with their mom and it's a long weekend..so I'm going to go to the city and relax

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10568639)

Some poor sap(s) at the bar tonight has no idea what he's "getting into"

Your girl left again?

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10568639)

Some poor sap(s) at the bar tonight has no idea what he's "getting into"

I think this statement can be used universally for pretty much any guy trying to pick up any chick at the bar. NO IDEA what they are getting themselves into...

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10569337)

I think this statement can be used universally for pretty much any guy trying to pick up any chick at the bar. NO IDEA what they are getting themselves into...

Which is why I avoid bar sluts

That's probably a universal statement for anybody trying to meet anybody anywhere at any time.

Had a dream of my ex that married one of my fraternity brothers. Considering how much I value my sleep, it wasn't an exactly cool start to the day.

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10568902)

Your girl left again?

Billay you are like Frank Reynolds. ..so you get the scraps

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10569530)

Had a dream of my ex that married one of my fraternity brothers. Considering how much I value my sleep, it wasn't an exactly cool start to the day.

I hear Squirrel is available.

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10568656)

Women are second only to 007 in this regard. I've had it all - stalking me on message boards, checking my cell phone when I was in the shower or asleep, even cracking into my email.

A woman I work with had security cameras installed in her house (hidden in vents and such) to make sure her BF wasn't cheating on her when she wasn't there.

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10569551)

Women are second only to 007 in this regard. I've had it all - stalking me on message boards, checking my cell phone when I was in the shower or asleep, even cracking into my email.

A woman I work with had security cameras installed in her house (hidden in vents and such) to make sure her BF wasn't cheating on her when she wasn't there.

Dude..

I wouldn't do this because I'd be afraid I'd start seeing paranormal shit going on forcing me to 'evacuate' my house lol.

Lol.... I agree... More scared of the paranormal shit than a cheating wife.

Set the boundry up front that you are going to seeing more than one chick. Then draw a pie chart to show her how the price of her pussy is going down by the day and how you are getting more awesome. Lastly when starts throwing a fit show her how to hit the bricks.

Demon...how many girls u juggling?

Let's ms paint last sexual encounters ROFL

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10571459)

fff

LMAO

Either there's some unwrapped milky way's laying around or penz has him an ms paint poop fetish.

Is that your hot date for tonight?

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10569551)

Stalking is such a strong word. And that was a long time ago. :p